I had a dark theory that Coldsnap would not be a fuckable character.
You know, the worst enemy of an erect cock is cold or ice, and Coldsnap is always cold 🥶.
Then I realised that Jaqs wouldn't be so cruel and would come up with an excuse like "by the power of the script", "new meta" or "a wizard did it" to ensure a deserved "happy ending" 🍆💦.
PickerPatron
2025-07-12 04:52:44 +0000 UTC
Coldsnap is clearly the best. We need more of her Jacques.