π CHALLENGE! What do you think of to avoid a boner? XD
Added 2019-05-14 21:57:25 +0000 UTCHeyho, you funky sexy erection expert!
Today, I have a little creative challenge for you!
Yeah, I know - who would want to avoid having a wonderful, gorgeous, eager and sturdy boner, right?
Well, imagine a situation where you don't want to get hard at all costs! Your life depends on it! A hungry wraith will turn you into an undead if your love rocket gets hard!
π π½ π What do you think of to avoid getting hard? π π½ π
Let us know in the comments!
The funnier, crazier or weirder your idea, the better :)
Best 6 comments get into the game!!
Get your creative juices flowing and stay funky,
Dez
Comments
Hahaha Two words to take down every boner XD XD XD Thanks!
TeamTailnut
2019-05-16 07:25:40 +0000 UTCNAKED GRANDMA
2019-05-16 02:40:10 +0000 UTCI like your chilled approach :) What would you do if you had to get rid of it right this instant?
TeamTailnut
2019-05-15 09:56:07 +0000 UTCπππ The poor thing! :D Nice, man!
TeamTailnut
2019-05-15 09:54:58 +0000 UTCOooh a classic πππ Nice! Thanks for your boner-killing thought! ;)
TeamTailnut
2019-05-15 09:13:12 +0000 UTCπππ Stealing the last bit of food from the fridge? BURN HIM! :D Goodbye chimichanga, goodbye boner buddy! Thanks for the story, my man!
TeamTailnut
2019-05-15 09:11:46 +0000 UTCHaha nothing kills a boner buddy faster than existential thoughts πππ At least the oat milk was tasty! Thanks for the philobonersophical story! :)
TeamTailnut
2019-05-15 09:08:21 +0000 UTCOh man, that was a rollercoaster of emotions! O_O I laughed so hard at the ending πππ Thanks for this boner-killing story!
TeamTailnut
2019-05-15 08:26:24 +0000 UTCXD Thinking of Austin Powers when having a boner? You like to live dangerously πππ Thanks for your anti-boner technique, baby! XD
TeamTailnut
2019-05-15 08:23:32 +0000 UTCI think of funny movie quotes, which in this instance reminded me of the First Austin Powers movie
thantos1991
2019-05-15 06:33:43 +0000 UTCThe funeral of my grany and the next weekend after that when i went over to there house and no one was there so i stood in the door way 3 hour long when my dad came to pick me up couse mom worried for me. When i steped away from the old white door i look at my dad and i realised i will never see grany again she's gone just like my boner and never gonna come back.
2019-05-15 04:06:28 +0000 UTCYour mom nagging you about going to the store to buy more oat milk and realizing that life is just a game that you can try to control and never succeed We are just all floating on a river of destiny., and your destiny is to go buy some oat milk
NΓΆrther
2019-05-15 02:11:31 +0000 UTCBlue Waffles. I'm sorry, and you've been warned. List also includes sports team scoring a point, complex mathematical equations, and food. Good food. Like a meal you've been waiting to eat all day. Only to come home to an empty fridge and an un-apologetic and un-greatful housemate who just ATe tHE LaST ****InG CHimICHaNGA THAT I HAD BEEN WAITING ALL ****iNg DaY FOR!!1!!!! .... I'm sorry... what was the question again?
LOL Dog 1984
2019-05-15 02:02:02 +0000 UTCthe old neighbors next door naked
ismael torres
2019-05-15 01:23:03 +0000 UTCi shit talk my disgrace of a dick, the little worm. a tic deserves more blood than you
2019-05-15 01:01:27 +0000 UTCI don't try to avoid the erection, if it was unwanted it usually goes away after a few minutes naturally.
Birbsus
2019-05-14 23:08:48 +0000 UTCHahaha I know exactly what song you're thinking of! πππ I think everybody has this kind of personal hate-song! Thanks for the boner-killing thought! ... ... ... I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world... ;)
TeamTailnut
2019-05-14 22:44:04 +0000 UTCUhm, wait, it's one point seven seven twooops where's my boner? :D
TeamTailnut
2019-05-14 22:41:17 +0000 UTCI think of whatever song I hate the most at the time. Or in funnier words that apply to more situations (that one song by that one band that is way more popular than it should be because it's objectively bad and gets stuck in your head, you know the one. Yea that one. And the chorus just, ugh)
UncleShucks
2019-05-14 22:40:54 +0000 UTCA crazy cat is on the loose! πππ Oooh man, chicken liver... Way to kill all romantic thoughts haha Thanks for the boner-killing thought! :)
TeamTailnut
2019-05-14 22:38:06 +0000 UTCπππ Nothing beats a boring department and a lot of bureaucracy to kill the mood ;) Thanks for the boner-killing thought!
TeamTailnut
2019-05-14 22:33:53 +0000 UTCIWANTCHICKENIWANTELIVERMEOWMIXMEOWMIXPLEASEDELIVER
HawkZombie
2019-05-14 22:30:52 +0000 UTCThe Department of Motor Vehicles
Mexi64
2019-05-14 22:26:17 +0000 UTCQuick! What's the square root of pi?!
bodine weber
2019-05-14 22:10:24 +0000 UTCHahaha Whaaat? A complicated mathematical equation doesn't get you hard? πππ Thanks for the boner-killing thought!
TeamTailnut
2019-05-14 22:09:26 +0000 UTCI think of doing math to get rid of a boner
2019-05-14 22:06:40 +0000 UTCOoooh yeah, that's a good one! πππ Get your wrinkly hands of my package, granny! π΅ Thanks for the boner-killing thought!
TeamTailnut
2019-05-14 22:05:20 +0000 UTCHahaha nice! πππ Thanks for the thought, that's exactly the stuff I'm looking for! π₯
TeamTailnut
2019-05-14 22:04:30 +0000 UTCGrandma Hands
2019-05-14 21:59:25 +0000 UTCMy grandma once got drunk at my parents wedding and showed off her cleavage... I was lucky enough ti not see it but the thought alone turns my wang into a tic tac
bodine weber
2019-05-14 21:59:05 +0000 UTC
