November Slob Audio Script Preview

I have written the November Mutual Gaining Slob script, here's a little preview of what's in store! Just waiting for some Voice Actors to get back to me. Thank you all for your patience, your patronage gives me the funds to commission the VA's to make more of these!

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“Honey, I’ve never seen so many restaurants in my life! This city must really have a lot of foodees. I hope there’s a decent gym near our new apartment, it wasn’t easy to fit into that wedding dress, you know! We’ve got our new jobs in the morning, too...I hope the office is as nice as it looked on the video interview!”

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“Babe, I’m home...how’d your first day go? Everyone in my office was really friendly, but I swear there wasn’t a single person there smaller than 500 pounds! I got plied with doughnuts and coffee all day, and they took me out to lunch and dinner. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten that much fried food before in my life! I mean, just look at this food baby! 

You’re looking a little bloated yourself, there. You got the same treatment at your office, huh?  <small groan> S’cuse me, sorry, that was gross. Let’s just sit down and watch T.V., there’s no way we’re looking for a gym tonight...”

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(Shocked) “Oh my gosh, what is living here doing to us? Look, I put on twenty pounds too! It’s only been a week! We’ve got matching love handles, now...You know, I don’t think I’ve seen another thin person since we’ve gotten here, and it’s been like, impossible to find healthy food at the supermarket! Did you know there’s not a single gym open in this entire city? And the worst part is, I’m starving right now! You too? Ugh, let’s get some burgers or something. It’s not like there are any healthy restaurant options here, either!”

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“Sweetheart, not for nothing, but your belly’s hanging out of your shirt! W-what? What do you mean I have butt cleavage? Am I seriously outgrowing these jeans already? Urgh, I’m starving...we really need to think about moving, we must be wearing an extra hundred and twenty pounds between us! Also, heads up, all that ice cream we binged on last night is coming back for revenge...<Relieved Sigh> Hey, don’t look at me like that, you were stinking up the bedroom last night, too!”

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<chewing sounds, swallow> “Ooof, I think that one was even louder than yours! I can’t stop looking at you, honey, I barely recognize you with that double chin you’ve grown in! I guess it is kind of cute. Want to order another breakfast special? Those pancakes and breakfast burritos barely filled me up! Every restaurant here is so cheap, and the portions are unbelievable! <relieved sigh> I think we both needed to let loose there...wait, weren’t we supposed to go apartment hunting out of the city this week? It totally slipped my mind!” 

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(And of course, there's more after this...)