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When your GF says she's going to the spa

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When your GF says she's going to the spa

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I don't know man

Felix Dawd

'uncomfortable truth - middle age isn't 50, it's 38' two points. first and foremost, people can/are living longer, so not sure 38's really 'the middle' anymore. secondly, fucking no one was saying 50 is middle age. they're now saying '50's not that old'. getting to 35 and having your 'mid life crisis' was still very much the thing. you might be confusing it with like, retirement ish ages, which aren't supposed to be anything close to 'worked half your life, relax the back half', no, they wanted you to work till 65 and then die at 67. that has nothing to do with 'middle age', however.

Lee Elliott

Hah at 07:04 you used clip from an fps game I worked on "World War 3" :D Ironically our game had more realistic number of ammo/magazines :D

impactQuake

At first I was like, "Oh ha ha, sure this guy got jokes" but dude, Pussy McPusshole fucking got me good.

DragonElderX9

uuhhh not 11yrs old.... but I wrote FIFTEEN books (70-220pgs) as a teenager/early college. so yes. WEIRD

Chris Buttonshaw

Forget it Troll. I'm not going there anymore.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Kia's such a cutie . I hope she's doing ok these days ❤

Pete Hendry

Eddart. now you're proving you're not speaking coherently. Weird. I'm 42 years old. Don't know why you can't type normal sentence structures and not ones made by a Markov Chain generator. Good grief.

David Britton

I've never even attempted to write a book.

trevor ylisaari

Although it seems like they're going through a backlog of YouTube videos from since August, and they're not re-edited for Patreon, so I'm not 100% sure what's holding them back...

Fonzie!

The whole "I didn't need to hear that" is probably in reference to a number of issues that a psychiatrist is legally required to report. Especially if it was said in jest. Because even in jest, they still have to perform their duties as a Mandatory Reporter. As for censoring the word suicide. I'm recovered now, but was suicidal for most of my life. from about 14 to 35. I've been free for almost two years now. Hearing the phrase "unalive" or a BEEP whenever the word was used just brought more attention to it and was far more likely to make me think about it. It made it seem like a joke. As if it's not being taken seriously. Yes, lots of people do joke about it, but when you're watching a serious video that they use the term "unalive" it's actually irritating. The practice came about as a means to fight bullying. And had the opposite effect.

Geoffrey Pursel

Hey David, who pulled your squawk box chain? Is English your third or fourth language. There are two separate statements here goofball. Do you think at all, other than trying to piss others off. Get out of your mom's basement and touch some grass. Or maybe quit smoking it. You seem to be the kind of guy that spends all day trying to come up with what you think are witty retorts to other people's comments. Yet all you seem to do is prove how imbecilic you really are. Didn't your mother ever tell you that if you don't have anything constructive to say keep your fingers off the keyboard.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

I'm not glad you guys got booted from YouTube. But, now at least you guys can express yourselves without the looming threat. I love H&J's content keep going.

Zackary Wilken

Are you a bot? Eh? That's too incoherent to be written by a human.

David Britton

Uh. Don't worry about it Jeff. Just look up Patreon's rules, somewhere.

David Britton

Good luck getting them to bite you. Even with open wounds you need like starving pirahanas of a specific species.

David Britton

Power-cycling is when you shut down the computer, leave it off for 30 seconds, then turn it back on.

BigRedXennial

Yes! I loved the gaming content! Especially with Henry and Jeannie together playing.

Will I-am

They said suicide. Looks like I have to jump into a tank of piranhas.

kenzen zaizen

I remember the Tasmanian Devil ate stoats just before the ending of the list: old gnus.

David J. Thompson

Sorry Jeannie I could still see your arms in the end

Tacocat11

I miss Kai. I hope she is alright. Hope she will be in more of the reaction videos.

Kenneth Jenssen

Ahhh that makes sense thanks for the explanation🙂‍↕️🖤

DaN8tive_Sk8ter03

At the moment it is like every 3 days, but it is a bit in flux. My guess is they are still figuring out how they want to proceed now.

Tansi

Oh fuck yeah. I appreciate the fucking help. What a fucking wonderful thing. People fucking help others.

Jeff

I have a question I’ve been a patreon subscriber for a month an half now and I was wondering if Henry and Jeannie have a upload schedule if not it’s okay I’m just curious for any of the older more Og subscribers here

DaN8tive_Sk8ter03

stoats are actually evil creatures like otters

daniel martinez

No offense but chrome is the absolute worst browser. Firefox all the way.

C K

I learned that some bird couples actually have arguments over the placement of branches in their nests. Like looking at it from the outside, it's like any other married couple having an argument of where to place the sofa lol

Thomas

25:02 pigeons really built nests like that but it is normal in wiled ( yes there are wild pigeons in middle east) they have eggs on rock shelf as long as egg dont roll out they are good

Artur Żmieńko

You can't write pussy or any form of it. For example, pusssy, or pussay or pusss. So just don't write pussy anywhere and your're good. Pussy cat is fine maybe, but lone pussy is an auto ban for sure. Sincerly, Pussy McPusshole

C K

Thanks. i always use chrome. its the only browser i use and this is the first video that hasn't worked. using edge gives me audio. so strange. Its not muted.

Kevin Holland

I got audio. You might try a different browser or check that the video isn't auto muting in the bottom left corner of the video player.

C K

anybody else not have audio on this? tried multiple days. can't get any audio

Kevin Holland

Are there any comment rules on here?

Jeff

5:09 Driving w/friends and they asked what's the speed limit. Slower than the cop.

FordPrefect

Hey guys , that was a YouTube special good stuff ! I have a small suggestion, can you get another camera for Jeanie ! She’s always just slightly out of focus ! Just enough to make you squint … I mean you got two mics Eventually lol . ..

Adrian

Famous last words

Valyraen

Could you guys also bring back games? Some suggestions are Under the Gothic Witch and The Secret of the House

Cvs9090

If every car is travelling over the posted limit it’s actually safer to match their speed rather than stick to the limit and be “slower”. Keeping to the flow of traffic is the best option, even if the flow of traffic is going 5 over the limit

DannyCalavera

Excellent. And no more silly "censoring".

Tansi

my wifes mom is the third type of person she likes to leave for a place when she is already supposed to be there no matter what it is she is going to

Jamie Yohn

Excellent ! Thanks

Mark Herrera

Hands down the best couple on the internet.

RICHARD

Henry:"there's no pressure on YouTube because I can delete this video at anytime " YouTube: "hold my mint julep"

EN4CER 23

Thanks for the video

Rod Holcomb

To be fair to the reaction watches, I've watched some of Shoe's videos half a dozen times with different reactors after watching her video.

Da Ninja

You guys will long outlast Asmondgold ;)

Brett Johnston

Even worse if you're an actual solider, and are rationed 60 bullets per day. Although to be fair in real life 1-2 bullets is all it takes, not 10+ like in videogames. Still, full auto in the real world means you won't have ammo for most of the day.

Torwulf

That is something, that seems to be a goal of some of the people in our government. Forget about the gun control issue, for right now. Every time any crisis occurs. Somebody in our various federal, state, or local governments either call for, or suggest curtailing the rights of the people to speak, gather, publish, worship, or even travel. When you throw in the right for even the simplest defense of self or family it starts to look very much like someone wants to bring back medieval feudalism. You can change the names, but lords and ladies by any other name will still smell as tyrant.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Don't worry about it, I'm 60 and you can take it from me that when you hit 30 it might be all downhill from there, but it can be a beautiful ride. Or not, it all depends on how you live your life. I've known a lot of people who didn't even make it to 30. So, decide what you really want and either settle down and pop out a couple of kids or kill someone and end up in prison. Henry, your mouth is way too pretty for prison.

James Smiley

Yeah Ralph, Get some.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Maybe it was just me. But I thought that she was giving off a very Girl Next Door vibe. You know the one where the now super popular guy realizes that THE ONE has been right beside him all along. He comes to his senses just before it's too late. Because he suddenly understands that what he's been chasing isn't this beautiful internet type fantasy figure. It's this beautiful girl that is and has always been his best friend.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

is there a way to set up a "tip jar" for your videos here

Glenn Swider

Power-cycle. Different from restarting because you will actually power the system down all the way. Unplug the power cord, give it about 15 + seconds then plug the power back in, and then power the system back up. Restarting you're just hitting the restart option. Power-cycling can often help better than just restarting.

DM DC

Thank you for delivering on the thumbnail. I would love to get a massage from that guy.

Rael

I'm using chrome, but that's a pretty great reason to switch to FF lol I've been battling different platforms and their pop-out windows when gaming lately. Thanks for the info!!

InvisoBatman

If your employer says you can't tell anyone how much you make congratulations on your future lawsuit payout because they just massively broke the law, better call Saul bitch!

Brady Ferguson

Jeannie have this vid 100%

Paul

i really missed u guys

Q Gibson

You know how they do those verses videos.?. A top of the line GTA character VS versus a top of the line RD2 Character. On level grounds With equal Protective items. If you get my drift.

anthony

Yeah, we don't come for the animal facts to these two 🤣 We come for the serotonin, they do that well

Fonzie!

It's a basic HTML video so uhh... Are you using FireFox or something FF-based? Cause those let you do that really well with any HTML video, which works on YouTube as well

Fonzie!

Don't worry Genie I didn't write books when I was a kid either.

Warren Cotton

Wondering how many of these videos they had queue'd up before they moved back to LA and if we're going to get any new videos at their new location. This must have been filmed months and months ago.

Philip De Leon

Alright alright alright. At around 6:01, Team Jeannie or Team Henry? I'm with Jeannie on this one. Ha ha ha ha!

Daruka Eon

YAY, dig a tunnel!

Mister Anon

Jeannie was in rare form today!

William Scott McCann

Yep, that's the good stuff!

Jeffrey Dutky

Just discovered the pop-out feature of your video platform works super well. Thanks for that.

InvisoBatman

After their homes get raided or they find their vehicle, the cops find thousands of rounds of ammunition too. It's almost as though that was issued for training, but instead they squirreled it all away. "They don't make crazy people like they used to" -some CIA agent after MK Ultra budget cuts

Ralph

Right?? And they usually have such shitty aim, it's almost as if they're not paying for their own ammo.

Ralph

Yet mass shootings are still a thing in the US.

marc dennis

If we rush to be the first to obtain the latest new thing, we will also have a chance be the first to find all the bugs in it. That's why the wise, let the not wise go to the front of the line and get the latest iPhone, downloadable music file, pay to stream movie, or old-style music album. Then read the posts about how the whatever sucks, or not. Also, one other thing. Henry, no one person is all of the other people in a group, not by race, religion, political position, wealth, age, national origin, or sex. No one person is all people. Nor are any group of people responsible for the actions of just one person. That is the concept of blood debt. That is not a civilized way of thinking. We are all individuals, responsible for ourselves alone, except in the case of our children. If somebody else of Taiwanese extraction effs up. They effed up not all Taiwanese. Do not believe the collective guilt pushers. Our sins are our sins alone.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Thank you, Ralph

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of YouTube? Only the Shallow knows. They ban MXR Plays for violating some weird code of conduct then allow the Black Tape Project, see through clothing try on channels, and prepubescent girls in swimwear channels as well. I have a tendency to exclaim Hypocrisy!!! Balderdash!!! Poppycock!!! Phlegm.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Remember Rules of Life number two. Nobody ever died because they brought too much ammunition to a gunfight. As far as I know there has never been a person that said "Whew, it's a good thing we ran out of ammo, or we might have been killed."

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

It's funny how I see more sex-based content on YouTube with MXR being removed. Maybe they didn't like competition.

Ian

Jeannie and Henry and Kai and the whole team, you guys make me so happy every time I watch your show, I really appreciate you guys.

Ralph

The limited ammo thing is so much worse in real life, when you have to pay for it yourself and prices have gone up several hundred percent.

Ralph

2:38 Jeannie exposes her scammer tendencies. 😳

Unaffected Covid

Three charming personalities who enjoy doing crazy hilarious stuff together. 🤪 I sense the same kind of chemistry that is between Clarkson, May and Hammond. While they were just driving cars, you manage to be (low-key) sexy and make totally adult content without exploiting yourselves.👍

DanneManne

At 38 I quit my high paying job and 38 years later I still am enjoying my "Mid-Life" crisis. It enables me to view what new art "is" in the 2020's. I am a long time fan of your art. Keep working on the screenplays. Perhaps, a male sex doll or paid camera person.

Allan Moynihan

Interesting fact most bird species mate for life but when it comes to mammals only about 5% do the same.

Digital Phoenix

Thats me, i could be girlfriend

Valentine Everain

Gall dayum! Them apple cheeks be peak! You Tube would be REEING right now

adrian houston

Almost pull my meat with bait

oquelius

😂

Tim Mould

beat the notification :)

remotecontrol

early

DNASTY1


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