No Homo

A commission piece for somebody on the Legendary tier.

If you want to pressure him into giving me the rest of the story by tomorrow, feel free to bully him in the comments! 

All characters are consenting adults (18+) 

Jake slipped off the shiny black shoes and stood on the tiles in his socks. He pulled the suit jacket tighter around his muscular frame, and turned to the side for a better view in the mirror. He looked even more handsome than usual, and that was saying something. His messy brunette hair had grown a little longer than he normally kept it, but he flicked it from his forehead and admired himself until Megan appeared.

“What’s wrong with the shoes?” His girlfriend asked, “Jake I’ve picked out like eight pairs of shoes!”.

“Those ones hurt my feet” he shrugged, and smiled to himself as Megan rolled her eyes and stormed off in a huff.

Homecoming wasn’t a very big deal for Jake. In fact, he wasn’t even that excited about it. The whole thing had become a whirlwind of stress with Megan dragging him from store to store trying to find the perfect dress, the perfect shoes, the perfect makeup. Truthfully, Jake wanted nothing more than to simply go home and chill.

“You’re such a little cutie, Jake” Austin grinned, and reached over to squeeze his best friend’s cheek before Jake pulled away and scowled at him.

“Dude, I’m so fucking sick of trying on suits!” Jake told him, as they both stared at his reflection in the mirror. “Do you know how many times I’ve changed?”

“I got off lightly” Austin smiled, fixing his red tie proudly. “Sarah is more concerned about what she looks like, than what I do”.

“Ain’t you lucky” Jake mumbled, and watched as the two young women excitedly returned.

“We got our dresses” they said in unison, and hurried off to celebrate. Jake rolled his eyes, and Austin grabbed his shoulders.

“Don’t look so glum” he beamed, “you’ve spent the day with me, right?”

Jake pulled away but couldn’t help but laugh. The two of them had become close over the last year, since Jake moved to his new school. He had expected it to be a difficult transition for him, but his good looks and stellar personality had made things far smoother, and it hadn’t taken long for him to meet Austin.

They were both eighteen, both big football fans, and it just so happened that Sarah and Megan were best friends, so they spent almost every waking moment with each other.

Austin was taller, and arguably more muscular than Jake, but that rarely stopped either of them from teasing the other. In fact, their playfulness together had become such that even their girlfriend’s were beginning to jokingly question their friendship, though the young men knew that their homoerotic games were nothing more than normal teenage banter. Or they used to, anyway.

Things had become strange over the last couple of months between the two. Neither of them could quite put their finger on it, but the casual comments and playful touches were beginning to linger slightly longer than they had, and the days spent together filled them both with a feeling that they had yet to get from their respective girlfriends. Naturally, both of them had seemingly agreed to an unspoken rule that it was never to be spoken about seriously, and it hadn’t been.

“We should stay at my place on Thursday” Austin said, as the four of them left the mall. “It’ll be easier to get ready”.

“Um… No” Megan replied, “do you know how gross it is to try to get ready in a guy’s house?”

Austin scoffed at her. “I was talking to Jake” he said, and without missing a beat, he reached down and plucked Jake’s hand into his own. Jake didn’t even hesitate, and clasped his fingers around Austin’s as they walked hand in hand.

“I swear there’s something going on between you two” Sarah laughed.

“Jealous?” Austin smirked, “plus, it can’t be gay”.

“Why can’t it?” Megan asked.

“Because” he shrugged, “no homo”.

“You do know that just because you say no homo, it doesn’t make it any less homo, right?”

“Definitely jealous” Jake grinned, and the group continued on their way.

The week running up to homecoming was even more stressful. Sarah and Megan were spending more and more time making plans that always involved the boys, who rarely had a say in them, and by the time Thursday rolled around, both of them were just happy that it was almost over.

“I’m fuckin’ exhausted, bro” Austin said, sprawling out on his double bed as Jake sat next to him. “If I see that damn mall one more time, I think my head’s gonna explode”.

“Who are you telling?” Jake yawned, “but at least I’m gonna’ look hot tomorrow” he added with a grin.

“You’re gonna look hot?” Austin scoffed, “dude, have you seen my suit? I’ll look like James freaking Bond”.

Both suits were hanging up in Austin’s closet, and admittedly, they made both of the young men look exceptional. Indeed, it didn’t take much to make that happen, but they were happy nonetheless.

“I gotta sleep, man” Austin eventually said, and Jake glanced over as his best friend pulled down his pants to reveal a pair of tight, white boxer briefs, and shed his t-shirt a moment later.

Neither of them had ever been particularly modest. Being on multiple sports teams had taught them that there was no shame in nudity, but there was something strangely exciting about stripping down in Austin’s bedroom, so Jake followed suit after a few minutes, and lay there in his underwear until both young men drifted off to sleep.

It felt like he’d only just closed his eyes, when Jake jolted awake and the bedroom was bright. “Fuck” he groaned, rubbing his face as he woke. It took him a moment to realise that something odd was happening, and then he felt the warmth of a hand gliding gently down his abs.

“You’re such a fuckin’ homo, man” he said, but made no effort to move Austin’s hand as it pushed further down his half naked body. Eventually, with Austin grinning from ear to ear, he reached Jake’s decent sized bulge, and the young man shoved him off.

“What?” Austin laughed, “no homo!”

“Yes homo” he replied, and grabbed Austin’s wrist as he tried to grope him again.

“Oh come on” he grinned, “don’t act like you don’t like it, you fag”.

“You know I’ll beat your ass, right?” Jake growled, as the two of them began to wrestle, half naked, on Austin’s bed.

“Is that right?” The larger of the two said, and squirmed his hand out of Jake’s grasp, returning it to the teenager’s warm bulge.

“Yeah” he grunted, thrusting away, “that is right”.

“Do it then”.

Jake struggled for a moment. His pride was such that under no circumstances, could he let his best friend beat him in a wrestling match. He jerked and twisted, but Austin was too strong, and no matter what Jake did, his friend’s hand remained between his legs.

“Dude, stop!” He laughed, as though he was being tickled, “you’re gonna make me fuckin’ hard, bro”.

Much to Jake’s dismay, the credible warning not only didn’t stop Austin, but it made the young man’s hand squeeze even tighter, and suddenly, he was jerking him off through the thin fabric.

“Maybe that’s the plan” he smirked, as Jake’s cock began to swell.

Jake howled with laughter as he unenthusiastically tried to fight his friend off. “Stop, you fuckin’ homo!” He cackled, though part of him didn’t want it to stop at all. In fact, Jake was beginning to like it.

His cock was now fully hard, and beginning to throb. His heart raced, and his breathing became more rapid as beads of sweat formed on his brow. If Austin continued for much longer, Jake was certain that he’d be pushed over the edge, but as his best friend’s face moved closer, he could do nothing but stare up at him.

“Maybe we got a little carried away” Austin finally said, letting out an awkward laugh.

“Yeah” Jake said, swallowing hard, “yeah, maybe a little”.

For a moment, neither of them moved a muscle. Austin’s hand remained in place, feeling every pulse of his friend’s cock, until Jake cleared his throat.

“Could you um… Could you maybe let go of my dick?”

“Oh, yeah, right” Austin said, and although he moved his hand, the rest of his body remained on top of Jake.

“We should probably get ready” he said, and Jake nodded, but once again, made no attempt at moving.

“Yeah” he said, “yeah, we should”.

The bedroom door creaked open, and both of them scrambled away from each other as though they were on fire. Austin almost fell from his bed, and Jake had only just managed to drag the sheets up his half naked body, when Austin’s mom appeared at the door.

“Come on, you two!” She beamed, “I want lots of pictures of you on your big day!”.

With red cheeks, the two of them nodded, and Austin’s mom disappeared a few seconds later.

“That was close” Jake whispered with a laugh.

“Nah” Austin said, and stood up to reveal his muscular body. “No homo, remember?”

Donned in their suits, the young men looked spectacular, and despite the teasing as they’d gotten ready, both of them were secretly envious of the other.

“Does my ass look good in these?” Austin asked, with a smirk on his face, because he knew, just like everybody else did, that he had one of the greatest asses around.

“Nah” Jake shrugged, “does my junk look good in these?”

Austin smacked Jake in the nuts just as his mother hurried out from the kitchen with her camera. The young man groaned, but played it off and managed to stand up straight.

“Asshole” he hissed, as the woman stood on the other side of the room and lifted the camera to her eye.

“Okay, smile, boys” she said, and the flash lit them up.

After two more photographs, Jake had an idea. A grin spread across his face as the pictures continued, and he slowly moved his hand to the side, until he felt the waistband of Austin’s suit pants.

“What the fuck are you doing?” Austin growled from the corner of his mouth as he tried to fake another smile.

“Getting you back” Jake replied, smugly, and edged his hand down the back of Austin’s pants until he felt his best friend’s fat ass cheeks.

“Get your hand out of there you fuckin’ homo” Austin spat, though he remained firmly in place as his mother continued to photograph them. “My mom’s right there!”

“Look this way, boys!” She called, and Jake beamed at the camera as she continued.

“Better act normal, then” he mumbled, “because my hands are real cold”.

Austin’s cheeks burned red as his ass was groped. He tried to squirm away, but much like their antics in the bedroom, wherever Austin moved to, Jake was sure to follow.

He squeezed each cheek, toying with his friend as he felt himself become excited.

“Are you alright, honey?” Austin’s mom asked, “you look a little flustered”.

“I’m fine, mom” he growled, becoming increasingly aware that the front of his pants were beginning to strain.

The ordeal continued for another five minutes, and by the time the camera was put away, Jake had explored every inch of his friend’s ass. As the two of them walked out to the car, Austin grinned to himself.

“What are you so happy about?” Jake asked, considering that he’d spent the last ten minutes groping him.

“Oh, nothing” Austin smirked, “it’s just that I’m so gonna get you back for that”.