Teasing Yana

Hey guys!

First off thank you so much for being patient with me and supportive during these turbulent last couple of months. I'm trying really hard to get back in the writing groove again and I know it's been a bit barren here.

On that note! I finally was able to dust some of the cobwebs off and actually write something! I'm a bit rusty but its a start at least. Hope you guys enjoy it! I'm doing my best and hopefully will have more to come soon. 

This is a short little piece about a friend of mine on twitter named Yana (@SizableSongster ) who I felt like giving some teasing encouragement too when they offhandedly mentioned that they might be getting a bit interested in more extreme sizes. 

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Teasing Yana

By Dragonien

The world had gone dark. Normally it would not have been a cause for concern. When it happens in the blink of an eye at 1 in the afternoon, though, people take notice. It wasn't hard to find the cause, the culprit of the sudden lack of sunlight. Neither cloud nor abnormal astronomical occurrence had suddenly hindered the sun from shining down upon the city below. It was no natural phenomenon at all. Instead…

It was her.

No one knew who she was. Even if they might have known her from somewhere there was no possible way to recognize her. How could you? Any facial features that might have been noticeable would be obscured by the sheer fact that most people couldn’t even see her entire face in a single glance. That’s to be expected when you’re looking at the face of a person that’s height is measured in miles. A moist, black nose bigger than a warehouse framed by dark blue fur whose strands were each probably thicker than lamp posts covered the definitively feline muzzle. Lips were pulled back in a smile that showed just the faintest hint of teeth that each easily could have shamed a skyscraper in both width and height. Bright purple, feline-slitted eyes large enough that you could have flown planes into the slitted irises stared down at the cityscape below with a glimmer of eager amusement.

For the first few moments the city seemed to freeze in place as if universally stunned at what they were seeing. The sight of a feline face miles across filling the sky was just so unexpected and absurd that it seemed to short circuit the thoughts of anyone looking at it. Eventually, though, that wore off and the panic began.

Screaming and yelling mingled with the blaring of car horns and sirens shortly after as the city exploded into chaos. The panic was so overwhelming and absolute that no one even seemed to have a distinct direction as to what they were planning to do. Some began trying to escape the city while others went into hiding. Some began looting and pillaging storefronts and others simply stood in place and yelled upwards. There were even the few people either ineffective or crazy enough to simply stand there and take pictures of the sky-filling face; pictures that soon blazed across social media like an uncontrolled wildfire.

All the while she simply stayed there, unmoving, as if she were watching the individual instances of chaos as some grand amusement. No one even knew if she could see what was actually happening down below considering that the sheer size difference between the people within the city and the literal mountain of a feline overhead hovering her head over the cityscape. When she finally began to make a move, though, the city seemed to freeze again. All of the panic stopping as the city’s population, in unison, looked up to see what the behemoth that had abruptly appeared above them was about to do.

The cat slowly yawned her mouth open wide; spreading lips wide enough that they could have swallowed half of the city whole in a single bite and exposing rows of teeth massive enough to effortlessly chew the untold thousands of tons of concrete, steel, dirt and stone that made up the city into mush. A breath burst forth from her muzzle like a gale force wind. To her it was a casual exhalation no different than the lazy, contented sigh you might make after taking a drink of something refreshing on a hot day. But at her size the breath whipped through the streets like a hurricane. Some people were blown clear off their feet while others stumbled backwards. In narrower streets and alleys where the buildings further funneled the wind some cars skidded backwards and a few even flipped over! If it hadn’t been so terrifying it might have almost been comical seeing people clinging to street signs or the sides of buildings to keep from being blown away by something as simple as the titan’s breath. As if that wasn’t enough the winds mingled with a thick roll of fog that spread across the cityscape like a cloud. The sheer humidity of her breath mixed with the meeting of her hot breath and the cold early-winter air condensed the moisture in her breath in an instant like fogging up a window.

As if the effect of her casual breath wasn’t enough, mixed with the intimidating sight of showing off a mouth that could have swallowed every person in the city whole with ease, the saliva came next. Tiny droplets of saliva so small she probably wouldn’t even have noticed them dripping off of her teeth crashed down into the city below like artillery fire. Her head was hovering near the cloud line despite her seeming to be laying on her front so even the distance between her face and the ground down below was easily several thousand feet. Even a single gallon of that saliva, and most of said droplets were far more than that, dropped from nearly a mile in the sky would reach terminal velocity and hit the ground hard enough to crack stone.

Whatever she was getting out of taunting the tiny city down below she was clearly enjoying it. The entire area began to vibrate and rumble hard enough that car alarms started going off and glass in some of the more fragile buildings began cracking. It was like a constant, low level earthquake was shaking through the city. It took a good minute or two of exposure to it for everyone to realize it wasn’t some naturally occurring phenomenon or even something that feline titaness was doing on purpose. She was purring! But the sheer size of her body was causing even that subtle, normally only faintly audible sound to resonate through the ground hard enough to literally shake the earth.

Before she could do much more than show off the inside of her mouth to the city down below a new, much more violent and rhythmic shaking like something was impacting the ground in increasing proximity.

Footsteps.

Those lucky few that had made it to the outskirts of town could see past the skyscrapers and off into the distance where another massive form was lumbering its way across the landscape. It looked to be just as big if not a bit bigger than the feline currently hovering over them, though at those sizes it was impossible to really tell. It was so massive that, standing upright, they couldn’t even really see all of it through the haze of the atmosphere beyond its midsection. Whatever it was though, its feet were covered in a red hide and had wicked, ivory claws on the end and it wore a pair of jeans that looked big enough to cover the tri-county area.

When the second titan approached the first, the feline’s mouth closed and it turned it head up towards the newcomer. She began to speak, or at least that’s what those down below thought she was doing. She was so massive that the sound that came from her mouth was more kinetic force than audible vibrations and was completely inaudible to those down below. Even with her muzzle pointed up into the sky towards the newcomer the sheer volume of her voice caused the ground to rumble and shake with each spoken word hard enough that some of the smaller buildings in town began to crumble under the resonant assault. Then came the newcomer’s reply, just as thunderous and impossible to make out, that only caused further damage to the city. Many down below had begun to wonder if these were some ancient gods woken from their slumber come to reclaim a world they had once left. It wasn’t hard for them to attach divinity to creatures who were so big that a simple conversation between the two of them was damaging their city.

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“I told you to wait for me!” Dragonien huffed, glaring down at the feline laying prone on the ground.

Her purple eyes turned up towards the dragon and she spread her lips in the most innocent smile she could muster. Her tail flicked back and forth behind her and her eyes grew wide and gleaming as she channeled every ounce of feline cuteness her species seemed naturally able to bring forth at will.

“You were taking too long and I just couldn’t help myself.” Yana innocently explained, forced-false apology dripping from each word. “It’s not every day we have a whole continent in your basement to play with…”