Dump truck
Added 2024-08-24 03:35:43 +0000 UTCCouldn't decide between flat ass or dump truck but i think edwin deserves a dw and has secret fat ass + tree trunk thigh combo, he does physical labor for his job after all. I also think hes prob a never nude, is very self concious, if they all went swimming he either wouldnt go in or would go in with a shirt on. He also hates shorts. The only reason portia would ever see him in anything less than a long sleeve pants combo. I think they had to go on vacation together with their friends and edwin was too hot or dropped something on his clothes and got up to use the bathroom thinking everyone was asleep/to get clothes and portia accidentally saw... and her crush was intensified 100000 fold
I also think edwin is obsessed with portia's pink fluffy aesthetic to the point of insanity and he hates it
