A quick drop off

Read clockwise... I KNOW I KNOW, i make these comics and they are CRAZY! i'm gonna try to be better at formating them so theyre actually legible

Edwin either forgot his wallet and doesnt want to admit it cause he doesnt do stuff like that, OR he left it purposefully so Portia would stop by and drop it off for him OR OR OR he left it purposefully so she'd take herself out for the morning and 'leave him alone with his friends' because he knows shes BROKE. She would never actually take his money and he is aware, so he'd be the boyfriend that pays for everything and sends her something every so often because she wont accept it otherwise. Shes also very frugal, so he'd have to push her to do it even though outwardly she acts very 'expensive'

She does a lot for him, from making things easier like shopping for clothes, running errands, often if she's left at his place unsupervised she will do the dishes or do the wash, she also loves to cook so she makes him lots of meals/treats, outside of that, she helps his self esteem A LOT, he apologizes for talking to much about his special interests and she very boredly replied 'if i wanted you to stop, i would have told you, continue, tell me more about aquaponics' and returns to painting her nails, or he will paint her nails and talk at her. She is the same elsewhere like 'if i didnt think you were hot i wouldnt sleep with you, moron' or if she didn't like him, uh? why would she be here? until eventually he is very confident and secure in himself. He also finds out she writes down his jokes to tell her dad/friends and has a folder of pictures of him so he is VERY HAPPY to take her out and treat her, plus all that roblox money needs to be spent on someone and he aint spending it on himself.

Anyway, they would be that couple that would very disgustingly flirt before kissing a bit too much and then leaves without another word, his friends are SHAKEN to their very core because this is the same guy that said he'd never be a simp for some b**** and never wanted a gf to 'waste money on'. insert many other problematic incel slogans. Now he's pulled a hot gf and does whatever she wants and he is thrilled. He does not acknowledge it, nor does he tell anyone hes dating anyone until they ask why he smells like a girl or has pink nailpolish or some very portia element, even leaving early because 'i have to pick up my gf- we are going to the botanicfal gardens' that he drops without ever saying he has a gf and of course everyone is confused af. the groupchat flamed him, and once they get over their initial shock they make fun of him for doing all the things he said he wouldnt which he retaliates by saying 'i smell like portia because i showered with her this morning, maybe get a gf and try it, idiot' he is not embarrassed, and prob says too much because he gets tired of being teased, 'ooooh youre to whipped dude, you just do whatever she says like a dog' and he's like 'im gonna go f*** my gf, later losers'

He also then realizes how toxic he was and has a much lower tolerance for the fellow incels because he realizes how stupid he sounded