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I get like this with movies sometimes, to be honest. Like, "No, I don't care if he's the best martial artist in the world! You don't win a fight against twenty, grown, able-bodied dudes!"

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Himura Battosai is not happy with this hahahahaha

Daph

This comic was totally genius though! Very funny!

Jackson

I’m pretty sure that dragons might be able to be that big. Land animals would have to be either 100 tons or 1000 tons in order to collapse. That would have to be really really really big. Maybe possibly bigger than a whale? But definitely unable to fly.

Jackson

Also dragons can't speak. "What the- mph!"

Ferret Williams

Listen the fight scene in Ip Man is dope I don’t care if it’s unrealistic 10 on 1 was great

This is soo good!!

This is incredible and far too funny!!!

Lady Stafford

This was great, and your timing was excellent, I needed a good laugh.

Stance Nixon

“Right in the punctuation marks”!!!!!! Hilarious!

Walter

So, noone mentions bumblebee's ability to fly? Good, cause screw physics (or history) for a good story. ;) Like this one - thanks Ben!

Haha this pure brilliance XD

Sierra117

Have u seen the anime "Heaven's design team"? It's a show abt God being lazy and having separate team design the animals that will b on Earth. They explain why certain mythical creatures can't exist, even has a Hell episode where the environment is different so they can do more with the animals.

Daniel Lee

Genius again, Ben! (*high five*)

D.S. Ryelle

That was probably the most satisfying ending to a comic I've ever seen.

MechaBlerd

Yup, just like Mars in "To Wield a Red Sword"!

D.S. Ryelle

exactly what I was thinking!

You totally do win a fight against 20 dudes if they're from the world famous "line up and wait your turn" school of martial arts...

Jacqueline Thijsen

I've seen an urban fantasy book have a dragon say "If we relied on pure physics to fly, none of us could do more than hop around. There's magic involved."

Jae H.

Warrior dude, just be glad they didn't notice your sword.

Paige Keeper

This is why it's called "fiction" and "fantasy" not "realism" and "true stories".

Curse me and curse photoshops lame spell-check system 😤!!

Ben Hed

"right in the punctuation marks!" 😂

Grace 'Gengar' Soria

*your

TheRedheadWithThread

Realism not in my fantasy ttrpgs you don't

Lucian Walker

Right in the punctuation marks 🤣🤣

Okay but, those wings are still broken. The webbing should run all the way back to the tail tip 😜

There's no apostrophe(?) in your. 😁

Saga Ravn

They hit the narrator so hard he used the wrong “You’re!” Haha

Zach Rhodes

How does the narrator explain dinosaurs then xD


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