(minific) Wonder Whore Interview

(This mini story/article was a spin-off/sequel to the "13 Ho's of Christmas" comic, and has Wonder Woman creating a rationalisation for why she is doing what she is doing. How she twists feminism into anti-feminism is just a fantasy, and definitely not to be endorsed. The whole argument is based on a false premise, but it allows Wonder Woman to indulge her newfound fetishes and reconcile the seemingly irreconcilable.)

_____________  

SCANDAL – WORLD EXCLUSIVE!

FROM WONDER WOMAN

TO WONDER WHORE!

_____________ 

PULITZER PRIZE WINNING JOURNALIST LOIS   LANE HAS THE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE FORMER SUPERHEROINE TURNED PROSTITUTE

_____________

WARNING!

The following pages contain uncensored and explicit material of a sexual nature. Wonder Woman would only agree to the interview on condition that her words were reproduced without censorship and illustrated with candidly pornographic images of herself engaged in obscene and unnatural acts. Due to the unquestionable public interest nature of Wonder Woman’s explanation for her actions, the Attorney General has agreed to permit publication under certain distribution restrictions. 

_____________

‘I was sent to Man’s World as an Ambassador for the Amazons, but more importantly as an Emissary for our way of life, to show Man’s World a better way. However, it is my verdict that the Amazon’s way simply will not work for you. Only by violent revolution and the institution of matriarchal dominance could the lessons of Themyscira be implemented here, but then it would no longer be “Man’s World”.

‘It was no part of my mission to instigate such a revolution, so I had to re-evaluate my purpose amongst you. I have come to realize that Man’s World really belongs to Man, and that a woman’s place in it is to help and support their males.’

I tell her that this sounds like a reason for a “traditional” marriage, not prostitution. She shakes her head.

‘I have always sought to see the bigger picture. Your men today have no idea of their role in your modern society. They have lost much of the power that they once had, and have lost all of the certainties that came with that power.

‘In Man’s World, power is about sex and sex is always about power.’ Wonder Woman explains.

‘When your men fuck me - a princess, a superheroine, a celebrity, a woman who has been called the most beautiful in the world - it is the most uplifting and healing experience of their lives. Men whose position and ego have been destabilised by decades of so-called “women’s liberation” and “equality” find the power that they have lost.

‘By fucking me, they are not just thrusting their cocks into my cunt, they are fucking the cunts of the every woman in the feminist movement, every Feminazi that has sought to metaphorically castrate them. They are not just fucking me, they are fucking all the women that have undermined the natural order of Man’s World and they are asserting their rightful patriarchal dominance. By fucking me, especially when they dominate and humiliate me, they are healing their own wounded masculinity and reclaiming their balls from the feminist vice.’

This seems extraordinary coming from a woman so often called the Champion of all Women. I remind her that Wonder Woman has often stood shoulder-to-shoulder with feminists and campaigned on women’s issues.

‘Your self-proclaimed “feminists” are anything but.’ She explains. ‘They seek to reject everything feminine and reshape themselves in the image of the men they wish to challenge. They do not embrace their femininity, they reject it.’

‘Deep down they recognise this hypocrisy, and some even seek to punish themselves. As you do, for example.’

I ask her what she means.

‘The clothes you wear emulate your culture’s traditionally masculine clothing, a suit with trousers, and yet upon your feet you wear the most impractical and uncomfortable shoes imaginable. High-heels and pinched toes to make something as simple as walking an act of suffering, a penance, torturing yourself with every step. Subconsciously you know that you should not be wearing those clothes and working in a man’s job, and so you seek to punish yourself without even being aware of it.’

I challenge her that a woman is the equal of any man, capable of doing any job as well as, or even better, than any man. Surprisingly, the woman who now insists upon being addressed as Wonder Whore agrees.

‘Definitely. Women have the capability to do anything that men can do, that is not the issue. I come from a Matriarchy that is wholly composed of women, so I know that women are not only as good at men, I would argue that they are better.’

I express my confusion. If women are better than men, why is she advocating against feminism?

‘Your women are capable, it is your society that is not. Your world simply cannot function without one gender dominating the other.

‘Some of your feminists understand this. The Feminazis do not want equality but female supremacy, and they are right to.

‘But our two worlds should be different. Men and Women are incompatible within the social power structure. One must rule the other.’

I ask why, if this is true, she has sided with “patriarchy” over revolutionary matriarchy. The latter would seem more natural for an Amazon Princess.

‘Perhaps, but this is Man’s World. I was sent here to teach the world a better way, but instead it is I who have learned. 

‘What I have learned more than anything else is that I really, really love being fucked. The harder, the rougher, the more humiliating the sex, the more I enjoy it, so I realised that though I was born a Princess, my natural place in Man’s World is as his whore. Every Man’s whore.’

We are interrupted by the arrival of a customer for Wonder Whore’s services. It transpires that a prominent businessman has paid a premium for immediate gratification, so our scheduled interview is suspended while the woman formerly known as Wonder Woman performs oral sex on an overweight Texan who cheerfully grins for our cameras.

Once her task is complete, the interview resumes.

‘I was sent as an Ambassador to spread a message of love. What I have discovered is that to men, love is sex and sex is love. Very, very few of them have the capability to achieve the higher levels of love and sexual enlightenment that the Amazon way requires. 

‘To a man, love is an act of taking, but to a woman love is a gift of giving. To a man, a woman is a cunt for fucking and breeding. Everything that makes a woman more than that is simply something they have to tolerate, but all they want is her body and her cunt.’

I tell her that I do not believe that.

‘It isn’t their fault,’ she replies, ‘It is simply the way that men are wired. They do not want to talk about your day at work while they do the chores around the house, they want you barefoot and pregnant and sucking their cocks. Your male co-workers don’t want to hear your ideas or obey your instructions, they just want to strip you naked and ram their big hard cocks into your tight wet pussy. Men are little more than sex-crazed beasts. Their simple minds incapable of the more sophisticated heights of the feminine soul.”

Men are no more than stupid animals? That seems like an odd attitude for a self-declared submissive sex-slave to have toward her “masters”. Wonder Whore laughs when I mention this.

‘I suppose so, if one approaches it from your own cultural perspective.

_____________

Wonder Woman declares that readers of the Daily Planet will, upon production of an original copy of this article, be entitled to one free blowjob from the superheroine of the bearer’s choice. Subject to availability. The Daily Planet wishes to make it absolutely clear that neither it nor its backers endorse this obscene offer in any way.

Based upon what this journalist witnessed, availability is likely to be very limited anyway. Despite the high prices the establishment charges for the services of its famous prostitutes, all of the former heroines were kept very busy.