Raven_Kane

The Densest Egg (Was Me All Along) Chapter 15

Added 2022-05-10 02:57:29 +0000 UTC

Patron Exclusive Story based off real life Experiences that should have but didn't crack my egg

“It’s such a pain, it has like five hooks in the back. How the hell am I supposed to get it off by myself? I swear they keep having to complicate these things.”

I’m not sure how the conversation got here in the time it took to order, but I wasn’t expecting the conversation in a Mexican restaurant to be about their new bras.

I mean, my brother's girlfriend and her friends always talked about random stuff, but they’re women. Why are they complaining about bras? Do they not know the different types? Or how to easily get them on and off? I mean yeah I’ve been practicing a lot lately, but it’s fun to see how quick you do it.

I wonder how quick someone could take mine off of me? Though I’ve made sure it's easy with the front clasp. Also when I eventually freak out and have to take it off in a public bathroom, cause I’m scared people might be able to tell I’m wearing one under my undershirt, button up, and hoodie. But you can never be too careful. I don’t know how I’d ever explain it to anyone if they found out.

“Well, you could always just get one of the front clasp ones if it’s so difficult. They just have a little bar that snaps in super quick. It’s easy.” Oh no, why is everyone staring at me now? What did I do?

“How do you know about those?” I don’t like the tone she’s taking.

What was so wrong about knowing about them? I thought that was just common knowledge. They’ve been around for a while. I remember specifically seeing an episode of That 70’s Show, where that was a literal plot point in an episode! Uh, maybe I can make this work in my favor.

“What, you think I've never taken a bra off of a girl before?” I mean, the “girl” in question may be me when I’m alone. But they don’t have to know that.

“Ha, ha, ha, you? I don’t think you’ve ever gotten more than a handshake and an awkward friend hug from a girl.”

Ow, my pride. Fine I guess I’ll just shut up and go home and be a girl so I take her bra off. God I wish I could just be a girl. Where’s the food at? I need something to distract me from all the weird looks.