Who is the Biggest Cheater in Punch Out? - Bumbles McFumbles Reaction
Added 2025-08-28 20:23:16 +0000 UTC
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Given that safety regulations, both in sports and in workplace safety, are written in blood it stands to reason that just about every rule in boxing resulted from someone getting either injured or killed. Also Mac seems to be a little confused: he uses a super punch for his neutral special in Smash Ultimate: it is Joker whose neutral special is a gun. Honestly, the biggest miss here is that you can't wear suspenders as part of your outfit, so Von Kaiser and maybe Bear Bugger are in the wrong. And the squirrel apparently signals Bear Hugger to delay some of his attacks, which adds outside interference to his list of infractions. As for Great Tiger, sorcery isn't banned in the ring, which probably is because there are no known magicians to have entered the boxing ring. Until of course we get the new heavyweight up and comer Harry Spotter, The Boy Who Lifted. And of new guys: Disco Kid is the only non-secret new character you fight in the Wii game, bringing some fun and cheer to the ring. At least he's not throwing foreign objects out of the ring with killing intent like Bald Bull. And props for the headgear part: if you look at the scores Glass Joe suddenly shot up to 101-99, so unless this is an edit this person threw 100 fights against Glass Joe (which must've taken a while) for this one joke. But no doctor would allow for a man as injured as Glass Joe to enter a fight no matter the protection he has, so the WVBA can be charged with negligence the moment he goes down for good. But one final infraction that was missed is on Donkey Kong. Consider that Mario faced off against Donkey Kong Jr., who is Cranky Kong's son and Donkey Kong's father, back when Jr. was still a child. And given that Mario barely aged between the original Donkey Kong and his current age, and gorillas on average first mate at the age of 12-15, there is a very good chance that Donkey Kong himself is not 18 yet either.
Beriorn
2025-08-28 21:19:35 +0000 UTC
