Steamy Snow-Shoveler

Allie:

“So...it finally snowed enough where someone had to shovel the walk and the driveway. The snowblower busted toward the end of last winter and (for whatever reason) it was just forgotten about, and has just been sitting in the garage. But it wasn’t a huge deal to clear the snow, and I needed the exercise anyway.

“If you’ve never shoveled snow, it might surprise you to know it can actually be pretty hot work once you get into it...You get all bundled up for the cold, and before long you’re steaming and sweating under your hat and coat...or in your pants if you’ve got, like, enough friction going on...😅 I’d only gotten as far as the back porch, the walk alongside the house, and the front walk, and I already looked like I just stepped out of a sauna 🙄

“So I thought, what the heck...I took off my coat, hat, and my pants and got back to work. There’s not a lot of traffic on our street, and pretty much all the neighbors have already at least seen me in a bikini...and it’s not like I was buck naked. Plus it felt a whole lot more comfortable, so I finished everything up a lot faster. It seemed like a great idea.

“Only...Hank across the street was running his snowblower, and when I waved to say hi, he just looked at me like I’d grown an extra head. And when the Thompsons from down the block walked past with their dog, I got the same look from them before they nearly walked into a snowdrift...Apparently, me being all curvy in public is alright with everybody, but if I’m steamy and sweaty it’s suddenly rude and illicit or something...😑

“Still, that wouldn’t have been so bad by itself..except that, even as warm as I was, the cold still made my nipples hard enough to smash a window, and by the time I’d finished shoveling, my sweatshirt had chafed them pretty raw...and when you’ve got nipple-chafe AND a good sweat going on, it stings and burns like crazy. I used up most of the good ointment trying to soothe and soften them up...😬

“So I guess I need to get around to having the snowblower fixed...or have Jeff or Courtney do the shoveling. I’m also going to have to figure out a way around steaming up between my legs when it’s cold outside, since not only does that apparently make people a bit weird, but the moisture kind of ices up if you don’t keep moving...which, ugh, no...not pleasant...

“Anyway...happy New Year, and happy winter, everybody! Stay cozy! 💗”