Shirts and stuff
Added 2018-05-03 11:46:54 +0000 UTCThe first wave of shirts have been ordered, and should be arriving at the noble-tier patrons' homes in the later half of this month. I'll be sending out tracking numbers via Patreon-messages as they become available.
The next update, the area past the Well, will be split up into two, or maybe even three parts. It's going to be a pretty expansive scene, with a bunch of ways to approach the next trial the kobold will be facing. Some will lead to death, others will lead to survival. The kobold might even gain a friend, if you play your cards right.
While I'm not going to reveal just what exactly is going to happen, I have a good feeling that this scene will be well-received. Once the first part is released (something I hope to be able to do next week, although maybe a bit later than usual), you'll be able to uncover the secrets of the underwater tunnel first-hand.
Thank you for tuning in to Kobnews, your premier news source for all things kobold- and shirt-related. See you next week!
Comments
True... more patrons are needed!
Vallahd
2018-05-04 13:06:37 +0000 UTCYou make a fair point. Still, strippers are expensive. Kobnews can't afford to hire them every day.
TinkeringTurian
2018-05-04 12:26:50 +0000 UTCWith strippers, wouldn't that be all the time though?
Vallahd
2018-05-04 12:21:55 +0000 UTCI'd say next week, but Kobnews only reports on the weather when it's interesting.
TinkeringTurian
2018-05-04 10:14:37 +0000 UTC+1 CHA, it's a pretty elaborate setup with a couple of hidden choices before you can get one.
TinkeringTurian
2018-05-04 10:13:32 +0000 UTCwhat're the stats on the Kobold Shirt and how do i equip it
spips
2018-05-04 01:52:03 +0000 UTCSo when's the weather forecast coming on? I want to record that!
Vallahd
2018-05-03 17:54:44 +0000 UTCRegardless of the weather, they'll blow you away!
TinkeringTurian
2018-05-03 16:08:16 +0000 UTCSo wait, does that mean that if it's rainy or windy, the strippers get wet and blown respectively?
Vallahd
2018-05-03 13:57:59 +0000 UTCThe strippers are reserved for the weather forecast.
TinkeringTurian
2018-05-03 12:59:13 +0000 UTCKobnews? Sounds boring. What you need is stripper kobolds! That'll make this news show exciting!
Vallahd
2018-05-03 12:10:25 +0000 UTC