A Naked Girl's February - Give Away
Added 2020-02-02 19:00:02 +0000 UTCIt's time for the first give away!
The price will be a Signed postcard send to your home!
It will be simple to participate just by answering the question in the comment section below.
Question of this month: Tell me your best nudist joke
If it's a closed answer and more have it correct I will pick a straw
Winner will be announced on the 9th of February
What if you win?
If you win I will need your shipping information to send you the postcard.
Please look here on how to fill that in : https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/115002832686-Update-my-shipping-address-for-my-membership
Comments
A family went to a nudist camp for their vacation. The young son came back to the tent and said, "Wow, Mom! You should see some of those girls. They've got these HUGE..." "Yes, well," his mother sniffs. "The larger they are, the dumber the woman." Next day the boy comes back to the tent again. "You wouldn't believe some of the guys out there. They have these HUGE..." "Yes, well, like I said, the bigger they are, the dumber the man." "Really?" the boy said, frowning with puzzlement. "We might be in trouble, Mom." "Why, honey?" "Because Dad's out there talking to a really stupid girl, and he's getting dumber by the minute."
Detin
2020-02-03 23:58:48 +0000 UTCHope it's good enough to win ๐
natureman
2020-02-03 16:15:41 +0000 UTCHahaha Classic!
anakedgirl
2020-02-03 13:47:34 +0000 UTCHahahah that's unfortunate good one!
anakedgirl
2020-02-03 13:47:21 +0000 UTCJohn and his wife Mary were having a shower together when the doorbell rang. Mary heard the bell, got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around her, went downstairs, and opened the door. Their neighbor Charlie looked at her from the doorway and said, "Oh, I see that I got you out of the shower. Sorry about that." "That's all right," Mary said, "What do you want?" "Not too much... my goodness you have beautiful skin. It's so pink from the shower. Mary, if I was to give you a hundred dollars, would you remove the towel from your upper body?" Mary thought about it for a minute, figured why not for a hundred dollars, and then removed the towel from her breasts. "Wow", Charlie exclaimed, "They are truly beautiful. Listen, for another hundred dollars would you consider taking the towel all the way off?" Why not, Mary thought, that's a lot of money, and she dropped the towel completely to the floor. Charlie had a good look, complimented her again on her fine looking body, reached into his pocket, took out two hundred dollars, gave it to her and left. As she got back upstairs and was getting back into the shower, John asked her who was at the door. "Just Charlie", she said, as she started to rub his back."Charlie eh", said John, "Did he give you the two hundred dollars he owed me?โ
natureman
2020-02-03 01:04:14 +0000 UTCThe nudist colony restaurant was so bad Even the salad was undressed
Peter kristensen
2020-02-02 19:14:03 +0000 UTC
