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"First Line" Pick of the Month Voting NOW OPEN

Added 2025-11-16 18:14:50 +0000 UTC

Here are the submission entries for this month's "First Line" Pick of the Month contest.

Please vote in the poll based on the number associated with your favorite entry.

The last day to vote will be November 22nd

Thanks to those who submitted these opening lines.

FIRST LINE ENTRIES:

#1. “Sorry to interrupt sweetie, but I need to borrow your boyfriend for a while. Why? I just remembered I needed stuff nailed in the garage and I know your boyfriend is able to reach those difficult spots. What’s that hubby? Oh don’t worry dear, I’m sure he will be able to reach no problem. We will be fine and if you hear any banging in the garage, ignore that. That means your boyfriend is doing a very good job”.

#2. "No, Velma was definitely the hottest, the curves, the glasses. Get in that closet stud, and let me show you!"

#3. "Hubby, your friend Derek is here to help me resolve your insecurities about the size of your dick. Your mom told me he helped her to show you and your dad why average cocks are the best...kinda"

#4 "Thank you for picking me up from that party and driving me home, hope I didn't cause you too much trouble, I called my son but he was very busy at work...please darling, don't call me Mrs. Banks, not after what happened the other night, call me Lacey or if you prefer your cockslut"

#5 "Come here you cocky bastard, my husband is 10 inches and so fucking thick and you're gonna watch him pound me within and inch of my life. You'll learn never to talk to a married woman like that again."

#6 "Welcome to the sperm bank, sir. I'm Nurse Lacey. Let me talk you through your donation today. First we... oh, no, you don't whip it out here. We... well, if you're whipping out ALL that then... maybe here is just fine."