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"First Line" Pick of the Month Voting NOW OPEN

Added 2025-07-24 19:12:26 +0000 UTC

Below are the submission entries for this month's "First Line" Pick of the Month contest.

Please vote in the poll, based on the number associated with your favorite entry.

The last day to vote will be August 10th.

Thanks to those who submitted these opening lines.

🍆💋 Reminder our Discord live event is tonight (July 24th) at 9pm EST💋🍆

FIRST LINE ENTRIES:

#1. "Your ex faked her orgasms? Sounds like a 'her' problem. I'd be a happy to teach you a thing or two!"

#2. What do you mean you can’t decide between the two of us?!?! We all know I’m the best at sucking and fucking you have ever had, and to finally settle this I’m gong to make your side piece cum and then I’m going to make you cum! I’ll show you I’m the better woman!

#3. Aren't you my son's bestie from high school? My, my, you have grown up to be so handsome! It's so nice of you to stop by to say hello to lil ol' me. It's been so lonely around here. Come on in so we can catch up a little.

#4. Yes, that really was my husband and his mistress on the jumbo-tron at the concert. That’s why I called you over here, so I can record you fucking me so that loser loses not only his job, but his wife.

#5 (Internal) “Ow! Did he really just spank me on his way into the kitchen? Quite a way to treat your wife's twin sister when she's visiting. Unless... does he think I'm her? Ooh... this could be fun."