Laughter is the Best Medicine - Quickies
Added 2020-05-13 11:45:59 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
Here's a few Quickies for Today:
My wife left me because I am insecure...
No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee.
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I applied to be a sperm donor and the nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup...
I told her i'm pretty good but I don't think i'm ready to compete in a tournament yet.
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During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my Pants"?...
"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
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What was Icarusβ least favorite food?
Hot wings.
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If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex,...
would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
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I told my wife βjeez you got a big pussy, got a big pussy.β...
She said βwhy did you say it twice?β
I said βI didnβtβ
Get it?... because of the echo
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