Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Where's Bob?
Added 2020-04-07 11:45:01 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary...
His wife was really really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and inside found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday...
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Comments
We should put that in his description for the search party! π`
Lush in Lace
2020-04-10 05:41:25 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£π€£π€£ Who knew Bob had such big balls!!
Skiesta
2020-04-09 23:21:01 +0000 UTC
