maggot bit is kinda ironic now cus mika DID eat maggots 😭💔
shexks
2025-09-23 01:16:27 +0000 UTC
If mika lived in portland oregon id be so fucking scared
xavimaos
2025-07-26 04:46:50 +0000 UTC
crazy because i was about to say the opposite yuh!! one of the few times i don’t skip and im reminded why i do 😍
isabeleliza
2025-02-27 02:00:04 +0000 UTC
First bearable call in segment! Glad to see Schlatt is finally picking up comedy.
digifox
2025-02-21 05:41:12 +0000 UTC
Probably one of the better episodes of late
Ret-Con, the god of future past
2025-01-20 21:01:12 +0000 UTC
My thoughts exactly
NcLovedMe
2024-12-17 00:53:22 +0000 UTC
Portland is not the capital of Maine. It’s Augusta, Maine. Get your Maine facts straight. With this slight, I’m one step closer to ending my subscription.
NcLovedMe
2024-12-17 00:52:11 +0000 UTC
Omg fluffing bridge? TTD
Mr. Horror
2024-12-16 15:27:39 +0000 UTC
This episode hit close to home with the children tier list. Im the favorite, but my drug use bring me down a notch when they caught me doing drugs at home
Iguanoide666
2024-12-15 00:24:34 +0000 UTC
du du du du day n night wha wha
111
2024-12-10 16:29:40 +0000 UTC
i listen to this while i do my horribly low paid janitor job thank u sleep deprive
meaty
2024-12-10 13:04:27 +0000 UTC
fuck that guy in particular
CosVeZe
2024-12-09 04:15:24 +0000 UTC
Proud of Mika’s 225! I’m trying to reach it before New Years
Squishie
2024-12-08 15:08:13 +0000 UTC
the capital of Maine is Augusta you stupid fucking bitch
Jsirac
2024-12-08 10:17:24 +0000 UTC
is there a filter on patreon comments can I say porn porn cum fuck
Long Horse
2024-12-07 06:12:49 +0000 UTC
I would be cool if someone Broke into my house and destroyed all my electronics.
Deeply mistaken mark bourne
2024-12-07 06:07:14 +0000 UTC
Hate*
Deeply mistaken mark bourne
2024-12-07 06:02:56 +0000 UTC
long time gooner has been missing. I need something to fill the hole in my heart.
long time gooner #1 fan
2024-12-07 01:43:00 +0000 UTC
I love that I got pulled in just to get yelled at and I had to wait until this came out to find out what the bit was
Taryn
2024-12-06 22:34:55 +0000 UTC
guys if you want know if the patreon will be 5 or 6 dollars, look up sleep deprived inflation
Haeson
2024-12-06 21:40:31 +0000 UTC
This episode was funny! I loved the part where they went "clop to the right! Now clop the the left! Two clops this time! Clip clop!"
Tambet Tammisto
2024-12-06 18:20:20 +0000 UTC
Life is beautiful. ♥️
Tambet Tammisto
2024-12-06 14:50:03 +0000 UTC
You will never be evil mark borne.
AsherEatsAnts
2024-12-06 07:05:59 +0000 UTC
Oh my goodness gracious
mina
2024-12-05 13:18:51 +0000 UTC
Thank you for this. With Regards, Jingle Nuts the Dwarf
Jingle Nuts The Dwarf
2024-12-05 12:31:24 +0000 UTC
mika can you talk about the recession more
Vik
2024-12-05 11:18:15 +0000 UTC
Damn Daniel
Mayo
2024-12-05 09:06:10 +0000 UTC
you're a better person, fguac
Brick 100
2024-12-05 07:27:54 +0000 UTC
never, brick 100
fguac
2024-12-05 05:29:44 +0000 UTC
great edge sesh! keep up the good work gays
Kirjahri
2024-12-05 05:29:18 +0000 UTC
Dude I fucking love my life.
Deeply mistaken mark bourne
2024-12-05 03:28:38 +0000 UTC
a better question is who isnt a manatee enjoyers
reece
2024-12-04 21:17:40 +0000 UTC
bababooey🥴😩🤤
myrelin
2024-12-04 20:29:54 +0000 UTC
Inflate each other please
meadow
2024-12-04 17:55:59 +0000 UTC
Why on earth would you want an odd number of kids Schlatt? If you have an even number than the kids can play games on their own, split into even teams, they can't do that if it's odd
Royal
2024-12-04 17:45:15 +0000 UTC
I’m sorry fguac for being inconsiderate. do you want me to delete my account?
Brick 100
2024-12-04 16:23:51 +0000 UTC
:(
long time gooner #1 fan
2024-12-04 16:14:13 +0000 UTC
This wouldn't be a problem if you let me in.
Anna
2024-12-04 16:06:47 +0000 UTC
SAY IT brick 100
fguac
2024-12-04 15:56:32 +0000 UTC
thanks cum enjoyer
fguac
2024-12-04 15:38:11 +0000 UTC
I’m planning on upgrading to 15 dollar tier next month, but now I might need to reconsider idk
Anonymous Fibonacci
2024-12-04 15:16:53 +0000 UTC
I enjoy your company fguac
Cum enjoyer
2024-12-04 14:09:22 +0000 UTC
Ana I love you too but please stop knocking on my windows at night
Cum enjoyer
2024-12-04 14:07:39 +0000 UTC
I thought you loved long time gooner
Cum enjoyer
2024-12-04 14:06:17 +0000 UTC
Hold on, are you...? No. No, no, no. Wait wait wait wait...
Brick 100
2024-12-04 13:30:37 +0000 UTC
I will no longer be paying $15 instead of $5 because I have missed every single call in for months
non alcoholic
2024-12-04 12:49:17 +0000 UTC
a manatee enjoyer Mika you plonker a Fanatee!
mina
2024-12-04 12:39:21 +0000 UTC
No
Sake
2024-12-04 12:35:50 +0000 UTC
No…
mina
2024-12-04 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
Hi guys
mina
2024-12-04 12:28:28 +0000 UTC
its so cute that you guys think the economy is real
Rosie Lynch
2024-12-04 12:06:30 +0000 UTC
Hey guys this one is really hard to fall asleep to could you be a little more quiet
Aster Spice
2024-12-04 12:05:48 +0000 UTC
what about friendship
fguac
2024-12-04 11:02:06 +0000 UTC
welcome back brick 100
fguac
2024-12-04 10:59:29 +0000 UTC
no.
Brick 100
2024-12-04 08:11:12 +0000 UTC
I love you ❤️
Anna
2024-12-04 07:56:23 +0000 UTC
I've given up
Anna
2024-12-04 07:55:40 +0000 UTC
I think we should all unsub from patreon as a bit and ask them to bring back the video podcasts back (Counter blackmailing)
Mayo
2024-12-04 07:31:12 +0000 UTC
Only 11 episodes left
Bush
2024-12-04 07:06:18 +0000 UTC
This will be sleep deprived in 2014
char
2024-12-04 05:32:55 +0000 UTC
podcsdt
owen
2024-12-04 05:26:55 +0000 UTC
Sdp ai script
INT. SLEEP DEPRIVED PODCAST STUDIO - NIGHT (CONT’D)
Just as the group is starting to calm down, a loud crash echoes through the studio. A cloud of dust settles, revealing SANCHO, covered in debris.
SANCHO: (Out of breath) Sorry, a little late. Got stuck in traffic. Chuckles
AZTRO: Sancho? What are you doing here?
SANCHO: I heard you guys were talking politics. I couldn't miss that!
MIKA: Oh, great. Just what we need.
SANCHO: (Ignoring Mika) So, I was thinking, what’s the difference between a politician and a thief?
A beat of silence.
SANCHO: A thief only steals what he can carry!
The group exchanges confused glances.
SCHLATT: Okay, that was... something.
SANCHO: (Undeterred) I’ve got another one. Why don’t politicians go to heaven?
Another pause.
SANCHO: Because there’s already one liar up there!
The group is silent for a moment, then bursts into laughter.
PANDA: Okay, Sancho, that was actually pretty funny.
SANCHO: I know, right? I’ve got a million more. Want to hear one about a politician and a lawyer?
AZTRO: (Laughing) Maybe another time, Sancho. Maybe another time.
IdleJoe
2024-12-04 05:08:58 +0000 UTC
augusta, maine erasure??
purgatori3
2024-12-04 05:00:30 +0000 UTC
me too cum enjoyer. me too
long time gooner #1 fan
2024-12-04 04:33:12 +0000 UTC
pretend this is a funny comment
long time gooner #1 fan
2024-12-04 04:31:43 +0000 UTC
Diddy Dicklecock
BananaBunch
2024-12-04 02:50:38 +0000 UTC
DOIN UR MOM! D-D-D-DOIN UR MOM!
Skippy Dinglechalk
2024-12-04 02:22:14 +0000 UTC
challenge accepted
myrelin
2024-12-04 01:12:40 +0000 UTC
I will immediately unsubscribe if this Patreon goes up this podcast is not worth a cent over $5
PugPig
2024-12-04 00:00:39 +0000 UTC
Probably rubber band
non alcoholic
2024-12-03 23:21:53 +0000 UTC
Say kendrick lamar, but replace “kend” with “pickle”
char
2024-12-03 23:09:17 +0000 UTC
The "SDP only makes monkey noises now" bit wasn't part of the patreon inflation policy?
Brick 100
2024-12-03 22:46:56 +0000 UTC
I think Augusta is the capital of Maine not Portland lmao
Sterra Dana
2024-12-03 22:35:30 +0000 UTC
Guys im sorry about the evil mark bourne thing... I was not able to justly handle the power of my insane intellect
Brick 100
2024-12-03 22:28:59 +0000 UTC
I have made a lapse in judgement and am truly sorry for my actions...
Brick 100
2024-12-03 22:25:43 +0000 UTC
i just gotta say the podcast be funny lately and i appreciate that cause unironically it was falling off for a while, but the recent episodes have been reminding me of the OG 100 episodes again. if they also brought back the debates from the OG days it would be even more peak
xdguy25
2024-12-03 21:51:43 +0000 UTC
Everybody should not renew their patreon as a bit
Austin Gary
2024-12-03 21:51:10 +0000 UTC
I will be un-renewing my patreon after this
Austin Gary
2024-12-03 21:50:19 +0000 UTC
FLEFINGBRIDGEEEEE
Adrien Riel
2024-12-03 20:58:55 +0000 UTC
I’m so happy you were right
AsherEatsAnts
2024-12-03 20:56:31 +0000 UTC
Mika I know you want to talk about arcane
alex n
2024-12-03 20:21:51 +0000 UTC
genuinely I love this podcast and I have listened to every single episode so if sleep deprived has zero listeners I am dead
Clippy
2024-12-03 20:16:26 +0000 UTC
God I’m still paying for this?
Jackson Vonderhorst
2024-12-03 19:55:05 +0000 UTC
I love cereal
cereal eater
2024-12-03 19:37:16 +0000 UTC
BRING BACK CALL IN DEBATES‼️‼️‼️ The questions are boring AF
Daddy Dewey
2024-12-03 19:35:46 +0000 UTC
i love when sleep deprived devolves into mindless noises thank you
sophie
2024-12-03 19:31:38 +0000 UTC
Bro
non alcoholic
2024-12-03 19:24:00 +0000 UTC
What
What
2024-12-03 19:16:23 +0000 UTC
Podcast
non alcoholic
2024-12-03 19:10:14 +0000 UTC
Time for the weekly dive into funny internet people
Gadi
2024-12-03 19:02:57 +0000 UTC
i agree with inflating the patreon price to the current inflation rate, and add a 200% non avoidable weekly tip. Thoughts?
CosVeZe
2024-12-03 18:56:06 +0000 UTC
currently listening to this at Houston George Busy Int Airport terminal E2 rn
Disco Cisco
2024-12-03 18:30:29 +0000 UTC
evil mark bourne where are u
fguac
2024-12-03 18:25:41 +0000 UTC
Podcast
Natalia
2024-12-03 18:08:20 +0000 UTC
FINALLY. Schlatt Helps You Finish JOI is out!
Roast_Hweef
2024-12-03 18:07:28 +0000 UTC
DOIN YA MOM DOIN DOIN YA MOM!!!!!!
AsherEatsAnts
2024-12-03 18:07:08 +0000 UTC
I was having such a good day. Why would you do this? #cancelsleepdeprived
Jackson Kirkpatrick
2024-12-03 18:06:57 +0000 UTC
Yurrrr
Lynex Soaoe
2024-12-03 18:05:53 +0000 UTC
i love joshu
Coopuloopu
2024-12-03 18:05:44 +0000 UTC
I'm betting on it, this is the episode where Mika talks a lot.
Defenestration
2024-12-03 18:05:42 +0000 UTC
I love cum
Cum enjoyer
2024-12-03 18:02:15 +0000 UTC