Episode #186 - EXTENDED [Audio]

fav episode so far. keep it up girls 👍

Fen

Apandah

Apandah

I feel molested listening to this episode

Anthony Puma

two truths 1 lie

bubbas Trick

Three straight men and one gay woman discuss sucking dick the episode

Jazkaz

*casually slides 1.6k on the table*

Jazkaz

aztro i have 50 grand i need to “blow”….

aztrolover196481

lowkey if i had to suck a dick i would only like swallow if it was the loml or some shit. Not gay tho

Requiem

Thanks

Requiem

who? you? me? or Evil Mark Bourne?

Royal

Actually upsetting this episode turned me on. I’m at work and I’m turned on. What the fuck

AsherEatsAnts

Not horny enough

AsherEatsAnts

Anyone have 2.5 million dollars I can borrow

AsherEatsAnts

Listened to this in math class, crazy ass experience

smol_the_b

Anna, you're halucinating again

Cum enjoyer

Look at this guy, enjoying cum

Cum enjoyer

Don't be mad Evil Mark Bourne, you can gobble first (I'm just trying to leave normal[ish] comments lmao)

Royal

Your just trying to gobble up his meat.

Evil mark bourne

Mika is right Schlatt, you're not a four please stop saying that! IMO you're at LEAST a 7- tbft guys gain points based on other factors like personality and funniness, and whatnot (depending on people's preference) but JUST visually you're handsome stop saying you're bellow average please Also Swallowing for the win (it's not that difficult unless the guy's diet is horrible then it's just salty in my experience)

Royal

I know people are very lustful and there’s not much wrong with that but ask yourself, would you still love your partner if you couldn’t have sex with them? We need to build our relationships with everyone we know on brotherly love. I love you family and I pray for you, shalom

Evil mark bourne

You CANT show me the sleep deprived podcast, I’m too horny!

Jazz

Heya viewer! Mika reveals that he’d rather swallow cum than spit cum in this one!

char

freak deprived

Bambi

its a real shame jschlatt wont survive the class war :/

Rosie Lynch

yup. this is what i like paying monthly for.

lovren

too horny

littlebleed

Akim (Dave)

pete fat28

alex unknown and porter robinson SIDE BY SIDE in my playlist lfg

meaty

does anyone know if mika has cyber monday deals??

Kkuma Bear

apandah notice me

riv!!

You're breaking character cum enjoyer

Anna

I wish to see goblin

Anna

Our fella was dumped for being the runt of the litter we assume so he's a lil goofy goober, always hits the wide stance

Anna

I love your silly cat in your pfp. My cat named goblin sort of stands like that and always is sort of looking Down. he has this goofy smile constantly and that why I named him goblin

Evil mark bourne

Did you guys know I am related to Pierre bourne? I actually met him at a very distant relatives baby shower

Evil mark bourne

Cum

Evil mark bourne

Confusion is the root of all pain.

Evil mark bourne

i personally like this comment

Cum enjoyer

evil mark bourne, mina thinks you're not evil

Cum enjoyer

i'm telling him

Cum enjoyer

You guys did Tara so dirty dear lord

Anna

hey Mika dear, mommy here. let me get straight to it. the anonymous pegging onlyfans is one thing, but being a prostitute is illegal and something i as you mother just cannot support. i understand you feel like i don’t have the right to judge on that, considering my own old career, but you know how that went for me. anyway cant wait to see you on christmas sweetie! PS: i fully agree with you, spitters are quitters. don’t waste all that protein boy

Mrs. Sacus

no one tell evil mark bourne that i think he is not evil

mina

I really like you EMB

mina

Hi guys

mina

Tried to buy a donut but my card cancelled on the 3 dollar purchase because I forgot to cancel the subscribtion for this podcast so I had to lie to my friend that Google wallet wasn't working. Thanks.

smol_the_b

Eep eepived eodast

Clonky

let me stick q-tips in my ear damn it

myrelin

I enjoyed this podcast whilst spanking my panky in my local shopping centre

Soap

You gotta spank your pank more man

Soap

Like this was fully done out on a whiteboard in the physics lounge I’m not joking

Anonymous Fibonacci

HOLD ON THIS IS SOUNDING AWFULLY LIKE WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I STUDIED FOR OUR PHYICS EXAM BY FINDING THE ROTATIONAL VELOCITY OF BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH WTF

Anonymous Fibonacci

Idk why but Mika’s cadence always makes me imagine he’s pinching the bridge of his nose in a state of deep focus

Anonymous Fibonacci

Just went to smokes for less and the worker was aztro but italicized

Allison Schumann

come back sad mark bourne

fguac

DUDE! Don’t deadname him

Roast_Hweef

Straight spongebob

Justinxz

you will be one of those men

Garry Fisherman

So excited to jelk to this

Allison Schumann

this episode turned me on

lore

why am i hard

Dalton Buchs

funniest episode in a long time

RX777EN

Come to nicaragua apandah

Iguanoide666

Also I would have to be paid to have my dick sucked by Mika i'm sorry to say

Bush

Spongebob DM me

Bush

spongebob says hawk tuah at 21:04

iiLyme

Garry fucksmen hahahhahahahahahahahaha

Evil mark bourne

“Charizard cyborg moment” screeches the disgruntled wojak after learning his Reddit account of 6 years has been banned.

Evil mark bourne

“I love Fgauc” says the sad mark bourne slowly walking away from the Burger King drive through window, dreading the fact that he will encounter annoyed mark bourne when he returns home.

Evil mark bourne

I’m sorry

Evil mark bourne

i ain’t readin allat lil bro

CosVeZe

this one is rather explicit

Kirjahri

coom

Solitary Fables

Dtong

Requiem

I’m super uncomfortable this episode. I’m going to cry if they say the word biscuit next episode I’m going to be sad mark bourne

Evil mark bourne

Cream deprived

Evil mark bourne

Being beat deprived this month makes me feel good

Evil mark bourne

best way to clear wax without q-tips is water, or water + hydrogen peroxide mix (use a syringe to shoot it in) thumbs up emoji

Wampa

I feel so uncomfortable listening to this

Caeden Roy

Day 64 of asking mika suck cucks to sing along to nettspend

Mr Hippo

dream cum true

Cum enjoyer

Did they cum? omg

Cum enjoyer

18:42 guy tryna convince a girl to swallow his load so bad

char

Evil mark bourne

I hope they don’t talk about kissing men in this episode

deanna scott

As the wise evil mark bourne said, “As the wise evil mark bourne said,”

Evil mark bourne

i hope this episode is horny

fguac

More like sex deprived

Nubian Cypher

this was by far the gayest episode of sleep deprived

Max Melcher

broo i made abit with my fellow boys (and girl) with if youd spit or swallow now they bring it up here only possible option i am apandah

Aidan Foulkes

Hi spongebob

Ryan N

no

Garry Fisherman

Hornie mfs!!

kusev

Mika I’m plat can we play league ?

alex n

Sigh… I wish Schlatt was real

Roast_Hweef

Got lunch then spent 30 minutes listening to them talk about their homoerotic fantasies…. I was able to finish my lunch though you nasty f*cks

Raleigh Combs

SpongeBob.

Basicos

why are all the commenters horrible

Adam Fax

decently alright podcast to scroll grindr too

owen

18 minutes in and my ears are bleeding

CosVeZe

I should've bought a 5 $ hot n ready za instead

Gadi

Day 5 of gooning in my SDP PJs.

Brick 100

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS POSTED 6 HOURS LATER THAN I NEEDED YOU TO

Victor Perez

Waste of money. Should’ve got a 5$ footlong instead

Salamander Knight

Probably not

non alcoholic

WOW

non alcoholic

I hope this is one of the ones where they talk about the spew the worst possible topics out of their mouths over and over again

Jaspro

Rip Sleep Deprived, I can't believe it's over but it's been an amazing 8 years

Deadmansteely

I'm betting on it, this is the episode where Mika talks a lot.

Defenestration

let me know please

CosVeZe

Will this be good?

CosVeZe