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INSANE GARTIC PHONE (UNCENSORED)

INSANE GARTIC PHONE (UNCENSORED)

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First try I beat mika

TheDarkMario

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, panda. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, panda

toe tickkler

Yep I'm hard

Shreks Onions

you suck

joosebox

It took me like 5 tries to beat mika

Toasterstrudel

who tryna give me some dick

Lurlux

Apandahs cover of Michael Jackson’s ‘Speed Demon’ needs a full version. That was the most beautiful singing I have ever heard in my life

odo_bio

Speed Demon

NinjagoPenguin

You mean I've just been waiting a half hour for the bit to end and my player was buffering?

AshesWhatThe

i beat you mika

Miles D

the video stopped for a minute and i thought it was another one of their bits where they just go quiet

BugChamp

What if freakasacus and jacob schlattorious kissed…

Thomas

11:05 - 12:19 Do the math BONERBOYS!

emme

I only pay for GARTIC PHONE!!!!

Noah Wynn

it was just cock :(

victoria 🏹

I won the breath holding competition very barely because it's been a while since I've practiced holding my breath (i used to be able to go almost 2 minutes)

Tambet Tammisto

i too beat Mika in the breath comp, but barely, he shouldnt have listen to Astro, she was trying to psych him out

Thoticus

cool

stencylxd

i like that last one

Hylian

My lungs have more capacity than any of the sleep deprived members

Babypigpig122

It’s been 15 dollars since the last uncensored patreon video

Purp

I'm so glad that I pay for the patreon so I can see Goku's little chode. Thank you Sleep Deprived.

Trishial

I beat the whole podcast, I've been holding my breath for 30 years!

Richard M. Nixon

I think they should draw more cum

Cum enjoyer

Peter, I'm horny

Charleston McCain

the dick does have a nice bounce to it

thestabbiest

i’m pooing

owen

wow finally! took us 3 months but we got a new uncensored patreon gaming episode. i love spending my money on these Failures

Requiem

no no i agree with astro, it does have a nice bounce to it

Jester

Fuck you I beat mika

NinjagoPenguin

Ballsack bird made the $5 a month worth it

Aggelos Zymaris

i hope all 10,004 of us are invited to the wedding

laaayel

Sleep Deprived Just Dance when?

Trishial

Hey everyone welcome.back to sleep deprived Garlic hpone

bungus

i stopped jorking my penitrs for this it better be good

chin

nuh uh

Josj

I beat mika and now im braindead

Wqlfey

Ketchup on eggs is arguably worse than terrorism

Jackblox

I beat mika. Terrible

Thingy

I should up my Patreon tier so they spend more time gambling my money instead of making videos that cause me emotional distress

Stressd

Genius Ideas to make money: Comedy Night with SDMP cast Im_Jawsh podcast Overwatch 2 video Or just give up

WoodMM2

I was just thinking this

WoodMM2

i sure hope this video doesn’t contain huge testicles

dani awesome

WIN

Mia

😦

《The_Shlatt♡shelf》

FUCKING FINALLY

《The_Shlatt♡shelf》

Can aztro draw boobs again please?

Bush

its got a nice bounce to it

JayKay

wholesome

loedje

straight up yankin my yerkin to this

Crunchy Lettuce

sometimes it really sets in that I'm paying for this shit

Natoonie

i beat mika can i join sdmp😝

Mickey

True

Nye

im so happy

TimTim

they've actually lost it

Taiga

oh boy!!! can't wait for titties!!!!! I'm gonna schlerk SOOO hard

ManyNames

Worst 5$ of my life

midn1ght875

thank u guys i'm ready to see boobs

victoria 🏹

I love the noises

Volclus

Can’t wait for all the videos to just turn into 4 adults making animal noises for 20 minutes

Benrard

watching this on company time

BlueMoonMeg

Panda looking at what he was watching when post nut clarity hits

Average tea enjoyer

This is what the woke wants

Emmie Ashmore

fartic honk

clarify_it

i NEED ZORN

Nye

straight up jorking it

caragea

gartic phonk

Cobrav809

there better be really hot porn that I can goon my zock too in this video.

busterblock

gartic plonk

Nye


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