Episode #91 - EXTENDED [Video]

no shit

Colored person

thats not true

Biwo

I wasn't a truck driver, but I used to be a delivery driver and listened to the pod on my routes. So it's pretty close 👍👍

Righful

Who gets pizza at Panera? 😆

Righful

💀💀💀

Righful

Ok so you have to get a one way ticket flight to Puerto Rico on February 7th with arrival at 5:30am Atlantic Standard Time. When arrived follow coordinates LONG:137725.476 LAT:2999856.32 ALT:2443.332, you meet Pablo there, he will give you a special quaalude. Consume said quaalude and you'll find yourself waking up on a coast around the Eastern Hemisphere. There you find a gentleman by the name of Пофистал, he'll tell you to extract 3 hostages from a heavy militarized bunker. After successfully completing said mission, say "Monkey Toaster 37 Microwave Balls" in a perfect vocal length of 4 second and 3 quarters and Пофистал should knock you out with the nearest rock in the vicinity. When you wake up you'll be back home with your device on your lap open with the discord server on and waiting for you to accept the invitation. Hope this helped.

Shoob

do i have to be on a computer

Sawyer Blair

I couldn’t find it there

JJ Lenze

funny comment!

mister amazing

its the final countdown

Biwo

just click membership and scroll down

Nick R.

guys how do i join the discord

Sawyer Blair

You have no idea what I'm capable of

Big Poo

pay $20 and you can be on for the part I usually skip.

Display name

No need to apologize I just actually didn't get it. Was a pretty funny read tbh because I've never heard of Dr. Pepper outside of Americans talking about it so I don't really associate it with anything when someone says it.

Display name

Yeah that was the idea, sorry I was in a really bad mood when I wrote this that I wasn't thinking properly by the end

Nazo The Ultimate

bro, what do all these "/" mean? Are "#" out of fashion? I know what "/s" is, is it that same deal? Genuinely asking because I don't have social media so I don't always keep up with these things :-/

Display name

that's sadly true Mika deserves way more subs

Banana Man

Display name

funny one this week!

l0veworm

replace beep with goon

haomakk

GOONERS AND GOONETTES UNITE

Roman

why isnt the patreon version uncensored smh i need to know that deranged things apandah says

REWIND

I genuinely love Aztro’s laugh so much 😭 he also like the main reason i continued to listen to the podcast in the beginning

Sadie

Has anyone ever thought how Dr.Pepper as a name makes no scene? you're drinking coke that is cherry flavored but there is no pepper in it, and how can pepper be a doctor? It's not a living thing, coke makes more sense because of how addictive and dangerous it can be in the long term, but Dr.Pepper implies that it's a fancy drink made by a doctor who doesn't even exist, anyways that's the end of my rant, no one cares about my thoughts and if you say otherwise you are a liar /jk /sr /iamadeadweight

Nazo The Ultimate

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING !

Big Poo

Thanks I feel more cultured already :)

BoomerConsumer

get big poo on the pod

Ludo

joe rogan, ben shapiro and jordan peterson - dream blunt rotation

Ludo

Wow heroin sounds awesome! Thanks for recomending it Mika!

bigmanskraa

no fr i don't even remember leaving this comment

Mikachu

alright can we PLEASE get an uncencored version of the pod on patreon

Tomas Vermeulen

i know what that firmware update is like schlatt. since i broke my wrist and was in a cast for ages i've learned to do lots of things weirdly like eating and brushing my teeth where i don't or rarely use my previously broken side

Zapper Crab

this is how you follow up "im high rn"? nah the za gotta be crazy he smoking the liberal strain

WoodMM2

damn mika's really high rn? never expected that of him. disappointed

Ludo

mika wtf

Banana Man

sex trafficking is actually very common at truck stops and 24 hour gas stations. a lot of truckers pay for hookers when they're out on the road. pretty big problem actually

Mikachu

im high rn

Mikachu

Thanks guys for having me on the podcast!! -The living garden

Another hard listen, thanks guys!

MrGrackle

aztro adds nothing to the conversation he just laughs

Banana Man

gooning, they were censoring gooning google it. Apandah mentioned it a few podcasts back and they didn't bleep it

Banana Man

mika has never been the main person in the thumbnails

Banana Man

I had panera bread for the first time a few weeks ago and it was like 60$ for the worst food I have ever had, literally a pizza and sandwich with a soup for the worst food ever horrible podcast

Lonikz

ITS GOONING

Gramble Gigglefunny

I need to know what theyre bleeping

Gramble Gigglefunny

Just figured out that the rest of the cast other than shlatt are actual YouTubers💀

Gaven SB

They don’t have to censor it on Patreon right?? Moist removed the funny from my podcast :(

BoomerConsumer

Poo, Big

Big Poo

OOOO

Blixternix

I'm betting on it, this is the episode where Mika talks a lot.

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