May Map poll!
Added 2022-05-04 05:38:27 +0000 UTCIt's may! Which means I'm very nearly at one year on Patreon! I'm super excited to announce as of two weeks ago I'm officially full-time! It's crazy that I was able to do this in such a short amount of time, I'm both extremely lucky and privileged in my position to be able to even attempt something like this full time!

As a full-time map maker, I will be opening up commissions in a very limited capacity. But 5$ tier patrons will be receiving a discount on those! I'll post about that more on Twitter so be sure to follow me over there @Balatro2.
Ida's Guide Update
This month I'm gonna tell you a bit about some of the Magic items that will be in the book! Drakul's Game has a Pacific north-west occult theme, Some examples of this overall tone might be Gravity Falls or the Tannis podcast, A deep air of unknown hanging over a misty Redwood forest. This Occult element extends into the Magic items featured in the book brought to us by the artist who is leading the Magic Item art design Caprice Winters.
The Hand Of Glory
This Magic Item is the removed hand of a murderer who was hanged for their crimes. When embalmed and dipped in wax the hand becomes suffused with dark magic,If it is ever lit all who fall in the influence of its light become unable to move- and have to get very creative to find a way to put it out!
The Chattering Skull
This Occult magical item is actually somewhat out of vogue in the setting of crudilex. It's magic allowed whoever holds such a skull to think of anyone in possession of another similar skull then speak into it, that other skull would then rattle and clack as it spoke out that message. But as the Crudilex setting is modernizing, the radio has recently been invented- So only in very isolated places like the Dunwel Fen, where our story takes place, would see items such as these.
The Enchanter's Hammer
One of the only Artifact level items in the book the Enchanter's Hammer is a tool owned by the undead mage of the same name. Created to aid in his sculpting of magic all the world over it is said this weapon can strike at the very aura of an arcane object and resculpt it like steel. Yet more believe if ever someone managed to find a way to destroy this artifact all the countless enchantments it has created would likewise vanish, Untold hundreds of thousands of magical items made mundane all at once!
The book is coming along swimmingly! But back to business! Below is a list of possible map options! Pick your favorite!
Comments
Avalanche!
Ben East
2022-06-02 17:20:42 +0000 UTCOk- but a dire bull rodeo map- sounds pretty dope. Haha
Balatro
2022-05-04 07:09:59 +0000 UTC