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More Absorbent than the leading Brand [Free Post Friday]

Added 2024-08-12 08:02:18 +0000 UTC

Gary had overactive sweat glands and couldn't find a towel that would absorb all his sweat during one of his workouts. His workout buddy suggested turning other guys into his towel. Human-turned-objects, via the black market, are always higher quality than that product on the market. Gary was skeptical, but after going through three towels in one workout he caved in.

He was happy he did. The first guy he turned absorbed almost all of his sweat, but not quite all of it. He figured he needed to transform a bigger, taller, dude.

He was right. The newest towel in his possession had the perfect feel and could absorb everything his body threw at it. He was for sure going to be using it for as long as it lasted. As long as he* lasted.

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Makeup for Friday's Post, 8/9