C: because it’s the only way the government listens to us. Offer them a symbolic peace gesture and they call off their troops.
S: but we didn’t even start this, you said it was the magpies – why do we have to be the ones to negotiate peace?
C: perks of leading the corvid summit. You’re also in charge of the cleanup.
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