Terrarian Chapter 118

Days passed by as Akali and her ninja's controlled the boat to head down the large river that would exit out into the ocean. Ahri and I mostly kept to our selves as besides Akali herself.

The rest of the Kinkou assassin's weren't much for conversation. In the fucking slightest.

And as for Xayah... Yeah she had withdrawn heavily, yet the hatred for Kha'Zix burned within her eye's like a lit torch to anyone who looked.

"Why does your food strengthen people as well? What magic do you weave into the food you make?" Ahri demanded but with obvious glee as she drank some boba tea I made.

Boba itself wasn't difficult to make besides using a good bit of sugar and taking a bit to make... Honestly the biggest issue of making boba was the fact that the swaying ship made cooking itself a much greater challenge.

And that was with our ship still being on this river. Not on the ocean which would have been much rougher.

Still seeing the utter girlish act of Ahri all but bouncing with joy at having the drink made me chuckle as I continued my leisurely fishing.

Then from out of the shadows, below the rim of the ship where I was fihsing came the voice of Akali. "Bandit's incoming. I would appreciate it if you deal with them. As should any scouts unfound escape, such a force of Kinkou Ninja's would draw eye's we do not want." 

I gave a slight sigh at that before I nodded and said calmly. "Fine."

Then.. After a moment of thought. I summoned Sir Fluffykins the First, along with his Fighter Jet summon to mount him on before I also handed him a rocket launcher with infinite ammo.

Sir Flufflykin's at hearing my orders to decimate the bandits ahead gave a mad chitter of joy before a loud boom rang out as the jet shot out under my control and he was off to commit war crimes.

'Wait... I stuff the equilvalent of a adderall addicted pyscho squirrel onto a jet to control it remotely with the hopes of it doing war crimes. Aren't I literally a War Thunder dev or something?' I mused to myself.

All the while I could hear explosions in the distance even if the screams of the dying couldn't reach us just yet. And most likely. I woudn't even be able to hear any by the time we got there.

"We are but a couple days out from reaching the ocean. How likely is it that pirates will attack us?" I asked jokingly.

Ahri hearing my question gave a mild snort before she said in amuesment. "Heh, it's more likely that we will get attacked by sea monsters. Well that or we will probably be attacked by the Noxian navy if you do attack Darius and Draven's city."

"Heh... I pity any navy that tries to attack us." I muttered with a shake of the head as my magical attacks were well and beyond potent enough to sink ships.

Either way I leaned back in my fishing seat and infused my surrounding area with my mana to keep track of things.

And my face twitched as I realized that Akali being the fucking sneaky sneak she was. Had snuck underneath my chair to listen into our conversation with Ahri.

So with a twitch of my eyebrow I shifted a bit before I said with a sigh. "Akali... I understand your an assassin and ninja. But can you not try to listen in privately."

There was a pause before Akali spoke shamelessly. "Actually I was hoping to get a cup of that tea."

And with a shake of my head I mused. 'Damn, I may have escaped the ultra pop stars in missing the KDA Universe. But I still have thirsty girls who want their boba.' I though helplessly.

Then I paused as I felt another powerful magical signature following us... In the shadow of under our boat that felt similar but different from the Kinkou ninja's shadow melting technique.

I didn't say anything however. I just continued my fishing as odds were that once we got out into the ocean by a days travel time. We would be in the golden zone for pirate ships to attack us.

"You know... What are the chances one of the famous pirates attack us on the ocean?" I asked with a wry smile.

To which Ahri paused before she said thoughtfully. "Hmm. Odd's are that the Pirate King's won't mess with us. As far as I know, Bilgewater got hit the hardest when The Harrowing occured not but a couple of months ago."

Pity that... A part of me wanted the glory of seeing Miss Fortune, she who had the biggest tits in all of League of Legends. But hey, seeing some cleavage wasn't worth adding a month of travel time to my plans.

Then with a thrum I pushed my mana into the ship as I said thoughtfully. "Let's get a move on. I rather not any surviving bandits think to tell all the rest of their kind that this ship may be carrying valuable loot."