Terrarian Chapter 113

There wasn't any grand meeting or farewell with this spiritual land's other inhabitants as Ahri and I spent the rest of the day gathering some more mundane food before we left to head south west towards the coast line of Ionia.

"Twenty miles from here is a small town on the Sepoku River, we can ride the merchant ships that come down from deeper in Ionia down to the coastline and towards Noxian occupied lands." Ahri explained, showing off her actually in-depth knowledge of the area and world itself.

I hummed in agreement before I asked curiously as we walked about a stone covered road. "How are you feeling about leaving Ionia again?" 

Ahri made a thoughtful noise before she replied calmly. "It's something I been thinking about after the mess with the Shadow Isles that broke out. And although I have been to Ixtal and Shurima before, I have never been to Mt Targon."

"I just hope not to run into too many void creatures... I feel like they will probably get weird around me with how I am also foriegn to this world." I mused to myself before my lips twitched at the thought of the Void finding their way to Danmachi.

Yeah... They would get utterly destroyed by the gods of Danmachi who woudn't hold back against an invading eldritch threat.

Ahri and I continued light conversation as we walked for a good long while as Ahri didn't like the thought of me carrying her in flight so we were taking the long way.

And as Ahri kinda truly relaxed a bit around me as we got to know each other better just socially. I found that beyond her sultry teasing that she had a very cultured side as she had truly explored much of the world of Runeterra over the many years she had lived.

"Wait humans and yordles... Eww." I said quietly with a wry smile as I saw one of the furry little buggers bouncing about as it walked with magic clear in it's steps as it pulled a minature ramen cart behind it.

And Ahri with a deep sigh said with dead horror in her voice. "Yes that's one bandit whose memories I reget eating. His favorite prostitiute was a yordle and he would tell his friends all about it... In great detail." 

"Yeah, fuck Bilgewater... Those pirates and sailors are just crazy, fucking sea monsters, fish, tentacle sea monsters... Yordles. Yeah they just need to calm the hell down." I muttered with a shudder than made Ahri giggle at my clear shudder at the thought.

Honestly the only reason to go to Bilgewater honestly... Would be to see Miss Fortune who supposedly had the biggest tits in the 'universe' of League of Legends. The rest of the pirate infested series of islands was a shit hole and filled with assholes I didn't want to tangle with.

"Now let's get a ticket down to the coast... Hmm, it will probably take a week to get down to the coast line. So do you want to get a nicer ride down?" Ahri asked with myself nodding as I didn't have money issues with how much gold, platnium, and silver coins I had saved up in my inventory.

Without too much fanfare we chartered a nice pleasure boat that would be heading down south and was set to tour the Ionian coastline for some weathier traders when it landed in the port city.

So besides the five men who controlled and guided the ship, there were only like another dozen maids who were going to be serving the nobles when the large pleasure ship reached the coastal port city of Anonia.

'I get this is a smaller sized medium town in a feudal era... But it's kinda odd that this large pleasure ship just took us on before moving on.' I mused to myself as I stood at the railing of the ship and looked out at the thick and lively forests of southern Ionia.

"Hmm, the forest is too quiet isn't it?" Ahri spoke quietly as her tails swirled rythmically through the air as she walked across the wide open deck that was meant to host parties and muscial events.

I shook my head and said blandly. "No... It's more along the lines of, how the ship only took us on before they pulled up their anchors and we left the town. Plus, the more I think about. The captain we spoke to, do you even really remember their face?" 

Ahri's face scrunched up before she said quietly. "He... He looked very average right?" 

To which I gave a wane smile and with a sword filling my hands now. I asked quietly. "Ahri, think back. Please tell me a single defining feature of the captain, a scar, special hair color, literally anything."

Ahri had no answer and she sighed as she herself realized what she had missed in the mortal issues around us. Besides the spiritual world that had gone silent as we had walked into some form a trap.

Still I didn't lash out, or likewise grab Ahri to fly away as the source of the oddity in the captain came down from the second floor captains tower that was meant to help said captain control the boat around the winding and sometimes rough patches of Ionia's rivers.

The captain who was a man had black hair, black eye's and had a rather stern figure went through a 'stunning' transformation!

 'He' lost like three inches in height as they kicked off some heels from the boots, and then with a shrug they threw off their captain's jacket to expose tight muscles that were covered up in green hugging like silk.

And with the large captains jacket tossed off as well. A very feminine form was ex[posed as she then slipped a face mask over lower face before removing a fleshy like mask from her face.

"Akali... Why are you here, along with the rest of your friends?" Ahri asked and besides Akali the assassin who I could easily recongize in front of me now.

With my senses extended outwards, I realized everyone else on the ship had attempted to hide their mana and life force signatures though I could sense the void in which they created with some ninja technique to hide themselves.

Akali who I very well recongized as one of the head assassins of the Kinkou Assassin Clan and one of the major guardians of Ionia merely gave Ahri a dull look before she looked to me and said softly. 

"Your whispers on the winds of causing havoc in Darius and Draven's city has caught our ears. Combined with your previous actions in breaking an entire Noxian raiding army. We are very interested in aiding your quest and causing Noxus damage on their homeland." 

I was silent for a long moment before I muttered with a sigh. "Damn, even the squirrels and weasels are snitches in this world." 

Which made want to re-summon Sir Fluffykins, The First of his name. Along with his attack jet that he could ride and give him his rocket launcher to continue to create chaos unimaginable.