AI Robot Ticklers 4
Added 2024-07-10 05:07:35 +0000 UTCThe space pirate awoke to find himself bound by his wrists, his arms pulled over his head. He was in a strangely lit padded room. The prison warden was standing in front of him, with a sinister smile. "Welcome back!" he said. The pirate had been caught red-handed with a cargo hold full of contraband and hadn't been able to fight off the boarding party. "So how long's my sentence?" he asked, flexing his muscles in a vain attempt at intimidation. "Oh we don't believe in long prison sentences on our planet", the warden sneered. "We find that a few weeks of treatment with our HappyBots several hours a day is enough to rehabilitate even the most hardened criminal." A door slid open and two humanoid silver robots marched in. The robots were...smiling? "HappyBots?" the pirate asked, dread suddenly spreading across his face. Oh no...it couldn't be. The bots raised wiggling fingers and advanced on him, tinny voices reciting "Coochie coochie coo" from their mouth speakers. "No, NO PLEASE! Don't leave me here!" the pirate shouted before his words dissolved into panicked chortles. "I'll be back for you in a few hours" the warden said with a chuckle and turned on his heel, leaving the pirate and the bots to their fun.
