CURSE YOU, SPIDER-MAN! J. Jonah just wanted photos of the web slinger, not to be bound and tickled by him! The curmudgeonly editor gets webbed to his desk, has his dress shoe teasingly removed and his sheer socked foot tickled silly. Now THAT’S a story worth printing! Maybe this isn’t the Spider-Man pic most of you wanted to see, but I’ve always been very turned on by that famous gif meme of J.K. Simmons throwing his head back and laughing. And he seems like the type to wear sheer socks. I hope you enjoy “Spider Menace”.