Unpredictable Harley (Batman: The Animated Series)

Summary: After getting knocked out by Harley Quinn, Dick Grayson, also known as Nightwing, finds himself under Poison Ivy's and Harley's tender mercies. He discovered that he didn't mind being under the care of two insane women.

A/N: Patreon Request. I think I should have used Nightwing instead of Dick... oh well.

Dick Grayson, also known as Nightwing, groaned as he slowly came back to consciousness. The last thing he remembered was fighting Harley Quinn and getting knocked out by what felt like an anvil dropping on his head. As he groggily took in his surroundings, he was thankful that he didn’t seem to be brain-damaged. Fighting that crazy woman always involved ridiculously heavy weapons. In all honesty, this seemed to be the best way to wake up after a thrashing from her.

“Oh, goodie! You’re awake!”

Dick flinched at the high-pitched voice before he heard footsteps going in the opposite direction.

“Ivy! Boy Wonder woke up. And you’re right! He didn’t become stupid! ... I think.”

“That’s nice, Harley,” a sultry voice replied, “Why are you bothering me about this? Just kick him out. I don’t get why you felt bad about knocking him out in the first place.”

Dick’s eyebrows twitched at the conversation. More importantly, he recognized Poison Ivy as the other person talking. Hopefully, they decided to just let him go, like Ivy said.

“But he’s so handsome! Shouldn’t I get some sort of reward for taking care of him?”

Dick didn’t like where this was going. Were they going to make him do something illegal? He narrowed his eyes and attempted to get off the bed but found himself stuck. Handcuffs were attached to his arms and the bed, keeping him in place.

There was a brief silence before Ivy asked, “What kind of reward? I don’t see what he can give us.”

“You’re so boring, Ivy! He’s a handsome boy, and we’re two sexy, sexy girls!”

Okay... so maybe Dick didn’t mind what they were trying to make him do, but wasn’t Poison Ivy a danger to his health?

“... You need to quit with these fantasies, kid. Let’s go see this boy and kick him out.”

Dick turned his head on the bed and stared at the two bombshells walking through the doorway.

Harley was almost unrecognizable without her clown makeup. Her face was clear of the caked-on white paint, and the ridiculous clown outfit was replaced by a seemingly ordinary outfit that any girl would wear. Dick was honestly surprised how attractive Harley turned out to be under that Joker-inspired mess. One thing didn’t go away, though. The insanity might not be visible with how she dressed right now, but the manic grin and look in her eyes told Dick that Harley was still batshit crazy.

In contrast, Poison Ivy seemed to be similar to the refined woman his mentor, Bruce, regularly had on his arm. If not for the fact that she was an ecoterrorist and her kiss was literally a death sentence, Dick would have thought she was an unfortunate soul that Harley had unwittingly dragged into this. Instead, he wasn’t sure which of them was more dangerous than the other.

Harley skipped to the bed before bending to look at Dick, “Awww! Look at him, Ivy. I just want to eat him up!”

Dick squirmed on the bed, not knowing if she was being literal or not. After clearing his throat, he said, “I appreciate you letting me rest until I recovered. Do you mind taking these cuffs off me?”

Ivy flipped her flaming red hair over her shoulder and said, “You know Harley, I think your little boy toy isn’t very happy to see us.”

“That’s not good,” the blonde exclaimed with a pout, “The hero is supposed to get a kiss from the princess.”

“I’m not a princess,” Dick said drily.

He was completely ignored.

“Really, Harley,” Ivy sighed before looking at Dick, “Alright, wonder boy. Play along until she’s satisfied, then you can leave.”

Dick felt himself getting excited with the view down the perky blonde’s loose shirt. He tried his best to control himself, but not only was his willpower beaten down from having lost a fight, Dick didn’t really want to stop himself.

A high-pitched giggle passed Harley’s lips as she winked at him, “Don’t worry about your little problem, lover! I’ll take good care of it.”

Dick clenched his jaw and shook his arms, making the cuffs rattle on the bed frame. “Not like I have much of a choice, do I?”

Poison Ivy went to pat him on the shoulder to comfort him and smiled when he flinched away from her hand. “Relax, batboy. The kid already gave you a shot to make you immune to me for a few hours. Why not just enjoy your gift and stop looking like you’re about to be tortured.”

Dick wasn’t paying much attention to the redheaded bombshell. He was much more interested in Harley climbing on the bed to straddle his hips. Dick bit back a groan when the psycho blonde pressed herself on his bulge and dragged her wet pussy on his length. He felt it even through her panties.

“Ooh, Ivy! Look how big he is!”

“Oh, my. Maybe calling him wonder boy is doing him a disservice.”

Harley giggled and raised herself a little before pulling aside her panties to reveal a shaved pussy glistening with arousal. Dick gulped in desire before mentally comforting himself that he would get away if he could. There was no way he would fuck this hot psycho clown girl if he wasn’t cuffed to the bed.

As if Ivy heard his thoughts, she casually unlocked the cuffs that restrained Dick and said, “It looked like it was hurting you, darling. Go ahead and make Harley’s day.”

Dick blankly stared at Ivy in shock before trying to will himself to walk away from Harley. That didn’t happen.

“SO BIG!”

Dick had his hands wrapped around Harley’s slim waist as he pulled her down his cock. He heard Ivy clapping in glee beside the bed, but Dick couldn’t take his eyes off Harley’s pleasure-filled face.

It was a shame that she was crazy as fuck.

Dick pulled his cock out while effortlessly lifting Harley off his shaft until only the tip was in her pussy. He stared at the connection, marveling at how wet she was to soak his cock in her juices with only one thrust.

“Come on, handsome! Don’t tease me! Fuck me hard!”

The high-pitched pleading flipped something in Dick’s mind. Maybe it was his rage at being in this situation, how weak he was to chase his pleasure, or perhaps it was revenge for Harley knocking him out in a fight. Whatever the reason, Harley would be fucked until she had no idea who she even was.

Dick grunted and pounded his hips up into Harley’s descending pussy.

“OH FUCK!”

Harley saw stars as her head pointed straight at the ceiling. She had fun feeling the huge cock spread her pussy open, but she wasn’t ready for the savage thrust.

Poison Ivy had a slight smile as she watched Dick try to break Harley on his cock. She knew it wasn’t possible since the blonde would only like it even more. If anything, Ivy suspected that Harley might even become addicted to Dick if he went overboard.

“Right there, sugar! Right fucking there!”

Harley was helping Dick bounce her on his cock at this point. She had her fingers splayed on his chiseled chest while lifting her ass up and down his shaft. Ivy licked her full lips at the sight and absentmindedly started to trace her nipple through her blouse. She could feel it pebble underneath her fingers.

“Harley,” Ivy asked while looking at the stacked blonde’s bouncing tits, “How much of the antidote did you give the boy toy?”

Harley giggled before squealing in pleasure when Dick slammed his cock in roughly for getting distracted. She rolled her hips on his crotch and said, “More than enough for what you want to do.”

“Perfect,” Ivy purred out.

Dick had drops of sweat trickling down his face as he grunted and put all his focus into the screaming psycho bouncing on his cock. Her pussy was like a vice, gripping his shaft in a stranglehold when he pulled out and fought against his thrusts when he fucked in. Maybe when people said don’t stick it in crazy, they said it because it might ruin every other pussy that came after.

Dick planted himself balls deep in Harley’s pussy and ground himself in small circles to recover a little. He knew he was about to fill her with his load at this pace, and Dick wanted to have a little more fun before it ended.

Well, that was the plan, by Poison Ivy clearly had other plans. A loud smack rang out in the room as Harley squealed on top of his cock.

“IVY!”

Dick groaned as Harley’s pussy clamped down around his cock. Poison Ivy spanked Harley’s juicy asscheeks before saying, “Could you hurry this up? I want to give this one a try too.”

“Oh!” Harley said brightly, “Well, you could have said that you know. Let me finish myself off.”

Dick was in disbelief as Harley started to rock back and forth on his cock before lifting her tight ass and planting it back down. The wet smack of her asscheeks hitting his body as she rode him was almost deafening. If Dick thought he would have trouble holding back his load before, that was nothing compared to now.

“Just a little more!” Harley screamed out, “Don’t you dare cum before I do!”

Dick ran his hand over Harley’s bouncing tits and gritted out, “That’s not something I can control anymore.”

Since he had given up holding back, Dick slammed into Harley’s pussy whenever she descended. It didn’t take long before he felt the blonde’s cunt tighten around him as she squealed and gushed out her orgasm. Dick groaned as his muscles tensed, his balls preparing to flood the pussy surrounding his cock.

“That’s enough for you, kid.”

“No, Ivy! Not yet!”

Dick shivered when the cold air hit his soaked cock when Harley was abruptly pulled off. His desire to complain was cut off when another gorgeous woman, this time with red hair and lightly green-tinted skin, took Harley’s place on his cock.

He wasn’t sure when she lost all of her clothes, but Dick wasn’t complaining when she slowly slid down on his shaft.

Ivy moaned softly and said, “Ohh, Harley, I’m glad you insisted on this.”

Dick’s face was already red from Harley bouncing on his cock. He desperately wanted to finish but was also very aware that the woman straddling him was literally poison. If she was annoyed, that antidote he got would be rendered useless, and Dick would be a dead man.

The few minutes since Dick started fucking Ivy felt like hours. The curvy redhead didn’t help his self-control by moaning and rubbing her pillowy tits in his face. At the same time, her pussy practically massaged his cock.

“You’re lasting longer than I thought you could, wonder boy. Just let go and let your cum fill me!”

Dick clenched his jaw while pounding up into the redhead, wondering if this was a trick. When his balls screamed at him to let go, Dick decided it didn’t matter. He clamped his hands onto Ivy’s firm asscheeks and slammed her down on his cock until he was rooted deep inside. His balls were pressed right against her lower lips when Dick felt it unload everything it contained deep into Ivy’s pussy.

To his surprise, Ivy moaned the loudest she ever had, shuddering with her eyes rolled up as she collapsed on his body. Dick could feel his cum pooling around his cock as it started to fill up Ivy’s womb, and through it all, her pussy never stopped squeezing his shaft. Ivy was in a state of constant orgasms.

A few minutes after it was over, Ivy pushed herself off his body, dislodging his cock from her pussy. Dick saw her shiver when his cum started to run down her thighs.

Harley giggled at his confused look and said, “Ivy likes to feel the cum fill her up. It’s the only way she can orgasm, apparently.”

That made a lot more sense to Dick.

“Harley,” Ivy said with a flushed face, “I think we need to keep wonderboy here for a few more days. Just to make sure he’s fine.”

Harley clapped happily, “Yay! We can have more of his cock!”

Dick watched the two bombshells walk out of his room without restraining him to the bed. He had a brief thought about escaping, but in the end, Dick decided it was probably best to stay.

To make sure that he wasn’t injured, of course. Nothing to do with wanting to fuck two of the hottest women he had ever seen.