126 - Cursed Episode (Audio Only)

This is no longer true

Amy

Rip the Australian stereotype, I am also sober 🫥

Amy

Audio only is so perverted

flopdaughter

This guy gets me. And I him

Rai

yo i’m australian do you have a deep affliction for me

aelah

boy talking about ur outfit we can’t see u should’ve uploaded a pic

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

oh right. life. that’s right.

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

just catching up before i unsub but what would u study?!

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

hey hamzah it would be really cool if you and martin did an episode of you guys making music BAKA

emily lin

Wya…

rachel

bring claire and chase backk

leena

u need to listen to bladees whole discography starting from gluee

leena

Yeah what the heck

King bob

No episode? :(

Zafiro

This was actually a very good episode bro no worries about the technical stuff. Also I’ll join the cult

Alice Schacher

i ordered it on november 28th and i haven’t gotten any emails about it being shipped, i thought they were coming before christmas

Kaia

Even better, we should go back in time and take TikTok off the menu

Angelica

I think if you placed an order after December 3rd, it arriving in time for Christmas is not guaranteed. I’m afraid you’re gonna have to wait a few more days…

Angelica

hamzah why hasn’t my merch shipped please help😭

Kaia

yeah it def is time to take tiktok out back and shoot it

c

bro is apologizing like his life depends on it

syd

I love this, so true

Noemi davies

is this AI generated

Kate 🩷

Amazon prime not even a thing in new zealand unfortunately

Amy

thank you for your work 🥰

emily lin

thankful to be able to listen to this in my cozy little home

awesome guy!!! hello!

blasting bladee in the car by yourself is the best ngl

hpthebiggestgoat

hamzah i think youd get a long w my new character, his whole thing is hes a lowk chill guy and really doesnt gaf abt anything

Lola Arrow

i genuinely enjoyed a plain jane audio only pod

june

please post u hitting the nose vape i need to see that

Kasey

im grading final papers while listening to this and i almost gave everyone a 0 cause i was so mad about the tiktok ban but then the meditation at the end really uplifted my mood and i will now be giving everyone 100's so thank you for saving the class i ta for's gpas!

ashleyn

You don’t have to apologize king

kemora

also stop telling us how far ur gym is from ur house, remember what happened with the korean spa

Cass

HAMZAH let me put you on cause i do know this lore. Bashar is actually an alien from the future that is channeled through that bald guy in the hawaiian shirt (his name is Daryl). He closes his eyes because he is channeling and it's not him talking, it's Bashar. Bashar is also Daryl from the future. He's been doing this thing for like 20 years. I can explain more but here is a start. I think you and Martin should do a Bashar bit since ur baldos rn lmao

Cass

you mentioning the name bashar was spooky😬

farrah

still waiting patiently for the next stardew video 😔

lyss

Dang it

gab

did you listen while you were working 😭

talia

Do you like the song you get what you give by new radicals

Zoë Green

Enraged and delighted you kept all the visual references in the audio. You're blue balling us, bro

Daniel McAbee

It’s okay Hamzah you tried

Evans

Babes you gotta save TikToks

Sparkle Zaman

i played stardew while listening to this

liz ׂׂૢ

We need a quen and slushy noobz collab😩😩

eden

Ur rlly not gonna save tik tok again?

shebami

Stockholm syndrooooome

shebami

No video got me missing your bald head hammer, I actually checked when you said "Look at this" (Hamzah). Please show us your crown king.

eliza

ok audio only is growing on me…

caroline

Bro is talking in character

eliza

Ho are you haunted 😭

Paige

Listening with vape in hand sighhh

emi

its okay !! :’))

bloss

thats why i quit vaping, too many sweats (ive never been addicted)

khlowart

31:21 “look at this”…. TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

miles

"since the end of the world is coming" girl dont scare me

bri

Thank god i still have some cookies left to ice dude

zahrala123

does he know

David Celis

Poppers daughter or nose vape son

Rileigh

Thx for the extra chill ep I was almost crashing out everyday this week ❤️

ravi

Not u pretending to be a student for the discounts after pretending to be gay to get ur apartment 😭

ravi

A stardew valley 2 hour long video would fix all ❤️

slushertron5000

we listen and we don't judge

Sam

Everybody protest for this hamzah has such a calm voiceee

siennalunaaa

I miss your bald head hamzah

Alyssa🌹

i was 😎

kona

we lost a travis episode omg😢😢

adelleine

Hamzah when will you make a guided meditation episode

Angelica

hamzah we not mad at you all is forgiven pls stop saying sorry

adelleine

hamzah please post that vid of u hitting the nose vape please and thank you 🙉

maja

wait do we send questions to the patreon messages or the insta 🤔

Sahalie Vivanco

Getting a break from looking at Baldzah is actually kind of calming

Angelica

you know what hell yeah

jahayza 𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི

i want red and blue content

chloe😛

great news for u

kenzi

the relaxation session at the end was actually really nice

kasia

same .

etzel

so this is what audio only listeners feel like💔

Rex Harrington

hamzah we not not mad at youuuu

Isabel Gutierrez

pls drop the nose vape video

enyaalexis

Couldn’t have said it better tbh

bea

My subscription ends before Christmas and I’m broke…

Slader

I like the emotional convo talk, it’s cool to hear ppl talk about that stuff, would be cool to hear more

Zoë Green

FILIPINO MENTION🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

Hannah

At long last, the awaited episode hath arrived. Fear not, noble Hamzah. Technology oft doth betray us time and time again. Let it be known, I partake in peppermint brew, whilst my toes doth bask free, savouring this merry podcast episode.

Benny

IJBOL - i just busted out laughing 😭😭

precious

the hairs wouldn’t leave the mattress as a reminder of your sins

erin dixon

forgiven

cece

It’s chill

Maritzaaa

Aw dang it it's okay dude no worries it's always fun listening to what you got to say :)

Zafiro

THEYRE LONGJOHNS

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

speak for self cause do

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Hamzah no one blaming you boy😭

Espree _.1

no slushy noobz video in 6 days and now THIS??!! brother….

ER 🐈‍⬛

please film an episode with the chravis wig again 😭😭😭

Catherine

hamzah, we don’t mind ! thank you 😭

Nahomy

Tyla style

sabrin

brother don’t you worry <3 thanks for uploading

kona

stop telling everyone about the scams u partake in ! did we learn nothing from the herman miller chair snitching. god bless u

Aitana

I’m gonna get those thermals for my bf for Christmas thank you for the ideaaa LOL

Beth

we love and will watch/listen to anything u give us💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

khalia

actually i feel bad you’re forgiven

yas

nose vape

Hannah

audio only 😔

yas

Its ok no worries

camryn

ur forgiven i GUESS

vaeh

by when do we have to submit the advice thing so he can read it? 🤓

jen 𖦹₊ ⊹

it’s okay hamzah!!

kes

u seriously have NOTHING to apologize for! u already do so much for us and r always so kind and giving to ur fans and inspire us all in ways u cant even begin to understand :3 none of this is ur fault and ty for treating us with the audio anyways!! we dont deserve u!!!

lois

No worries 🫶🏼🫶🏼

🐰

pls don’t feel so sorry it’s ok 😭🤍

Kyra R.

thank you hamzah🙌🥸

meztli 🐞

Maybe this is a blessing in disguise im still avoiding watch the other vids because of ur baldness 😭

vivi

Turbulence

Zury ✨

This sound like an audio book 🤓📚

Zury ✨

sabrin

at least now i can be productive thanks for helping me lock in

ash 🪼

this and suctioning water out of patient's mouths >>>😇😇

jullian

its okay we are still sat!!!!!!!!

dee

Clipper’s worst nightmare

vic

you look so joyful in your profile pic it gives me hope for this World

poop Boy

currently listening at an empty parking lot in a rainy sweden 😻

vendelakine

guys guuys guys

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

Girl we all struggling rn we will take what we can get. Thank you hamzah 🥰

Gracie Staples

Jumping for joy yayyyayy

autumn

It’s okay king, Imma eat this upppp

Beyoncé Valero

yay:) thanks hamzah voice . i’ll see u on IG reels bro 🫡

jebbie joober

it's okay hamzah I am listening during my work shift RIGHT NOW! And I am very excited for whatever u have planned for Christmas yayayay

emma

DAMMIT I WANNA SEE THE LEGGINGS

rene

thats ok sweetheart shit like that happens

Aciel 🩶

it’s okay pookie

Addison

its okay hamiester

rene

No worries but I’ll accept a stardew vid as apology😇

serena

WE MISSED YOU WEARING LONG JOHNS 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️💔

bridget

thanks for the upload queen

eden

oh ok i see how it is

lee

Okay fine I’ll eat this up 🙄

King bob

Bro it is literally fine you gracing us with your existence is enough <3

Grace Wert

its ok sis we still love u

alex

I’ll forgive you just this once

madi

dont worry!!!

elika 🤍

It’s ok!!! Don’t overcompensate u should enjoy the holidays urself!!

Angelina Nguyen

it’s okay hamzahsita don’t worry

madi is cool

im gonna lose it

Shawna Jones

it’s okay we love you still

lbbhmyria

u r doomed

cassie

its ok dookie

jen 𖦹₊ ⊹

Also no rush or presh but if you ever wanna do a stardew valley episode again I welcome you

Nooz

i’m putting my listening ears on 😌🎧

bri

It’s ok king!

Jordan🤸🏼‍♀️💗🫂

Hamzah its ok girl

Gabriella

oh hamzah, i was looking forward to watching your beauty of earth and nature as you spoke about topics pertaining to the current economic and political state of the world right now.

Alicia Dalton

It ok hamzah 🖤

Elias Jones

it’s ok king!! we will still enjoy it ☺️👍

rita

just when i turned on stardew valley to play wow what a blessing this day is

ellaerin

don't sweat it

Jasper s

it’s okayyy it’s okayyy (dream reference btw)

stefa

it’s okay buddy we love you

bri

so you’re wearing leggings?

liliana

It is okie

Malak

bae you fine

Emily

Thx for uploading still 👍

Nooz

It’s okay 🧘‍♀️

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

Nooo I’m sorry frustrating but it’s okay we love u

kinsbot

Don’t be so hard on yourself humbug 💔

taylor

i forgive u, enjoy ur weekend:33

alexa

Dw humbug

Nooz

I’ll forgive this time🤨

elizabeth r.