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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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125 - Bald Bold and Beautiful

I look ad sound very tired, the doctor is tired of seeing my bald ass, spotify wrapped, nettspend drop, ceo died, no more buying stuff, wawawa

Comments

Nettspend is from Virginia not North Carolina

yaniwluv

Why are episodes 55 and below not there ?

hydrocodone

I HATE AI 😂 the AI podcast is so uncanny valley, I had to skip. Also AI is killing the planet

Adriana Hernandez

I’m going to a binge before I cancel my subscription. This is the best advice segment ever.

vvan

Oof I hope y’all do another meet and greet event sometime this year! Would love to meet yallll

Beth

Get you some castor oil from winners or beauty supply store for thinning hair! It’s so clutch

Beth

How do you submit stuff for advice?

Carly Bisher

Alopecia twin let’s gooo 💖😂🤘🏻 fr you’re rocking the look

Claudia

its crazy that u say that sometimes u need to realize things arent for u bc i was about to comment that with the having full on conversations over text thing. i am a fairly mentally ill individual, but i am working on being more social and the way i'm currently comfortable with doing that is by having conversations with people over text. it's legitimately the most social interaction i get aside from my college classes. it feels like it helps me move from a place of having not socialized for so long that i've forgetten how to speak, to a place where i am able to take my time and think out responses if i need that, but i am also given space to be witty and social and fun again, and learn how to be comfortable with that. i will say that i can recognize when someone has the texting philosophy that you do and i will obviously not text that person in that way, but i am so eternally grateful for the people around me who entertain that sort of conversation, as it has been able to pull me out of some dark shit.

c

bald guy manifested nettspend

jjay2real_

Martial did some crazy stuff with the law

Ruth Nash

Ballzah

Adam labean

Because of the toxic idea that “men are always stronger and therefore can’t get abused especially by women” and “if a woman abuses the man it still counts as a ‘win’ for the guy” which is absolutely disgusting. It reminds of a boy in high school who opened up about being groomed and his friends were like “you’re so lucky” Like wtfff

Lisa

COSIGN

Daisie Mae

When will Hamzah enter his activist era

Jess

one of the many reasons why I can’t get into him 😭😭

leo!

well said mo mo 🙌

leo!

I recently shaved a little bit of my right eyebrow; and since - as far as what I think I look like - my eyebrows are a key part in my appearance, and any minor change to them was hard for me. but either waayy,,,, it felt like a sense of renewal that I’ve been needing. Changes are not only good, but they’re inevitable; but sometimes we need 2 know how to moderate the change in question. and look at it in a more general standpoint. And I say this because I feel similarly about these kinds of topics. 😎

mo mo 🦄

Whose guitars r those 😮

mo mo 🦄

Low taper fadeee

mo mo 🦄

i feel lowk uncomfortable listening to nett as a 21 yr old i can’t believe martin doesn’t at 25 LOL

tessa

new ep tdy right

cece

why being molested is so normal for men

alex

Hamzah Joon, you're so wise for your age ❤️

Heather

Hamzah you know the ai sweet talk was working on you cmon

taylor

My first comment on the Patreon omg I’m so excited!!!

kemora

bald

stunnem

I need a light brown nap queen jacket fr

siennalunaaa

throwing away your kitchen stuff but buying that gahdamn screenshot 😭

sofia

im used to the baldness but not at the same time, but it's slaying

Veronica Minuti

Love you hamzie I’m poor and gotta unsubby. This was the best month of my life

Gracie

I feel extra special now knowing that quen be lurking on here too, hamzah and quen collab when? (hamzah hit her up 🤓)

sam 🎈

also wanna say yall cooked cuz it was super organized no kai cenat tom foolery going on there

desiree

i wish i asked to see ur bald heads at the meet and greet

desiree

i need to watch that consumerism documentary like rn

alexandra

good to be back after a couple of months

nina

hamzah describing face masks that turn you into someone else while him and Martin sold masks like that is so 😭😭😭 boy we know what face masks r

sam🌟

This is an account for My friend Vic and I

brooke

He reads comments

brooke

Im new here Im the new kid

brooke

I paid for this

brooke

Got a peek at Martin’s face with Santa suit he had a resting bitch face it was funny LOL

Beth

So sad couldn’t take a pic w yall td cuz I got too cold after a few hours 😭 but I’ll see y’all during the competition on the 21st YAYY. Also saw Claire and Chase td which was niceee

Beth

this is awesome thank u

yza yza

RIGHT

hollzino

baldzah bias 💞

hattie j

so he watched a documentary on consumerism and immediately threw away a bunch of durable goods that could've been donated or given to someone else?

Jack

The gift advise is soo real, as much as I appreciate the candle/lotion/fuzzy sock gift givers, I would much rather have one thing I actually would really use

Wbknz13

i like baldzah guys

goby !!

just listened to first 55 secods of that nettspend album... there's absolutely no way hamzah is being serious

bri

Where do we send a message for Hamzah to read during podcast?

siennalunaaa

love u baldzah

zia 🩷

omg I have having that weird headache too. Its behind my right eye though instead of my left. Every time I move my head and i’ve had it since Sunday

Madison giraldo

Baldzah

Karly m

Apparently Spotify laid off a lot of people and used AI to create this years wrap. It’s sucks

vvan

Taking some of Trixie Mattell and Katya nachos

Blaise

lol thank you for responding to my advice, glad to be a part of the nettspend-union worker-amazon prime conversation 🙏🏻 really solid effort at reading all of that aloud very glad to also know the first thing people associate with romania is andrew tate, bald ass fucking kid 😍

andreea

I had the exact same headache issue and after tons of scans it turned out to be dehydration lol just had to up the water intake

Bri

Amazon Prime takes two weeks to get to where I am 🥲 but so does everything else.

Fay Echo

subscribed just to see your bald ahh head 😇

chloe😛

rap at 14 mins gives I'm from Brooklyn that's alright

Madeleine Harragan

Baldy baldy over there whats it like to have no hair is it hot or is it cold IDK cos im not bald

Benny

i send memes to the ooc ig 😔

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

Hold on....i see the vision....

maya

bros acting like it’s OUR fault 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

kenzi

for some reason u dont even look bald its so funny the shadow of your hair looks like a buzz cut but PLEASE do a bleach blonde buzzcut once it grows out

hollzino

hamzah hair can’t grow with a dirty ah scalp wash ts bro

perla

The headaches are because you played with the ouija board.

Fay Echo

hello does anyone know what that documentary about consumerism on netflix is called?

bri

13:20 as someone that had moved like 4 times in the last 5 years, I am detached to worldly things 😂 jk but I’m trying to have a car full of boxes, tops!!

Kylee

bald looks beautiful on you

laura

Bad ASS FUCKING kid. Just because you don’t wanna say it :)

King bob

There’s no way u think netts new album is aoty when cold visions, psykos and boy dropped this year… (I haven’t listened to it yet)

christeen 🎧

literally an nft

jade

hamzah would u come to the DMV be honest

Emily P.

actually i paid $5 for this podcast so wtvr.

jen 𖦹₊ ⊹

$60.. for a screenshot..?

jen 𖦹₊ ⊹

This was the most beautifully bold bald shit ever, I needed it!

Sarah

actually nett is from richmond va 🙄🙄

annie 🌟

i know your head is so cold now,,, you should’ve done this in the summer

alayna

also pls shampoo your head don’t joke about that 😟

yas

Mine says that too

violet

hope ur ok tho with the headache

blyth

why do you look as if ur bald😂

blyth

nett is from VA

tristin

hamzah when are the orders from the first night of merch drop shipping? i keep checking and it still just says preparing shipping

Kaia

the wildin out comment got me crying LMAOOOO

precious

absolutely legendary 2024 spotify wrapped😂😂😂😂

audrey👼🏼

Hahahahaha I’m dead

Madi B

HAMZAH😈 your 2024 Spotify wrapped😼

Anthony

Noo you absolutely need to shampoo your bald head, it will accumulate too much oil… not good

Maddie

whats ur favorite song from nett’s album bro

cande

Pls shampoo ur head Boy you’ve experimented enough

bridget

the text portion is so real literally going through that

Ket

but hamzah what if my ikea french press is incredible for making herbal tea with loose herbs ?

sierra

29:52 “did you guys see how I didn’t stutter or skip” after tumbling through that whole paragraph 😭

Wbknz13

Is the title supposed to be two truths and a lie?

Slader

Omg I beg u draw on a goatee and remake the “you was in the club” video once it gets to buzz cut length

shebami

Hamzah please shampoo your head, it’s probably smelly and you don’t even realize

alexa

mama a dandruff takeover ahead of you

alyssa 𐙚

Heyyyyyy spookyyyyy

shebami

terrible excellence got the serpents in my section

Ashlie Mason

DUDE! I saw it too it was so good I feel like it’s all stuff I “know” but it’s like a sleeper agent in my brain till I watch a documentary that kicks it into the front of my brain

raniya

the way the story swipe ups are stressing you out 😭😭

yas

can you guys play tattletail plz just in time for christmas!!! 🙏

ash 🪼

Boy I swear you did not buy a $60 screenshot 😪

Elizabeth

“I’m trying to limit on my cussing….” 5 mins later “we in this bitch together”

amalia

hamzah i love u bro i love ur bald head i never make fun of you ever every time u bring ppl making jokes ab u i feel so bad bc grrr why tf is everyone so rude like no one knows when to stop

brya

Mine was skipping class or beach leak😸

makenna

What was ur fav nett song off the album….

makenna

my bald king 🙏🏻

melonjouce

Amazon prime hate to see you coming 😭

yas

And you did this to me during finals week. I’m LUCKY I got through this😔

Aurora

Hehehe hohoho

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

You bought …🙁 a screenshot….🙁

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

are you learning how to play the bass and guitar or something?

janelle

nett album was album of the century btw

Tony

anyone know what netflix show he’s talking about??

jebbie joober

jk

Ashlie Mason

greatest album ever made? what about cold visions?

Ashlie Mason

Baldzah and baldtin

Shi

I’d rate it 5/10 Wanner a very enjoyable experience 😞😞😞

Elana

so when i replied to ur insta story the other day and said "it could be worse it could be nettspend" i forgot that u were actually a nettspend fan and i would like to apologize for that...

ashleyn

martin asked I’m crying

Ashlie Mason

Hamzah you actually have a very nice head shape and the hairline isn't even that bad 🕺 go off king

Hhiley

I think you’re lying

asmaa

Are you a nettspend fr or for fake I can’t tell

asmaa

I had a friend in highschool who had alopecia, also from Arabia, last time I saw him his eyelashes were gone but he still had hella curls!

Angelica

wash and oil your head….

khalia

Man I can tell you're dizzy hope your head is okay

Zafiro

whoever says hamzah doesn’t look good bold is lying k

natalya

Thats not the vibe STOP

Zury ✨

are you being serious about liking nettspend

Teagan

Lemme get a close up of that bald head wanna count the follicles

Zafiro

in a school lockdown rn but the hamzah grind never stop 🙏

lane

emphasis on beautiful 😍

gen

wait i see the vision w the bald

Emily

freddie dredds studio

LBERK

omg i have alopecia aswell we’re both bald and bold and beautiful thank you for your kind words

haylay

Hold on why are u serving

Isaacisthebest

the Buy Now documentary was wild, I connected with her ass on LinkedIn.. we need to take down corpos preying on us

By natalee

i love paying 5 dollars a month to listen to ur bald headed ass ponder about ur ball sack on gawd /srs Why are we mad at Hamzah /srs

kinsbot

talking about ballsack when looking like one rn is crazy. bro

amannynadya

hamzah I get cervicogenic headaches and yours sound like mine

Natalie

you caressing your bald head in the beginning...

bunny

I also thought it was a dream till i woke up the next morning😃

luana rodrigues

Oh okay I should've watched before I commented LMAOOO see you tomorrow!

Beth

6:16 there’s no way this is true LMAOO WHAT

Claudia

left ball sack in a green hoodie talking to himself xx

LBERK

why do you have so many guitars now

By natalee

the security lady doing that does NOT seem right at all wtf

cadence

BALD! BALD! BALD! 😂😂🤣 sorry hamzah

mcsnizzle

enjoy

LBERK

Requesting the ball touch is crazy

val

tomorrow’s my birthday!! i’m pretty sad i won’t be able to go to the meet n greet because i’m not in Canada 😭 but whoever’s going have fun!!😼

Liz Rodriguez

Asking for a ball touch is insane

taliah gray

There’s always something so eerie about young bald men but slay queen

ravi

obligatory bald comment

steph

this is an ashamed admission

amannynadya

i forgor you’re bald

moleypie

GLOVELESS SHE CHECKED UR BALLS??????

amannynadya

let me get one last laugh in real quick: 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

Lex

Oh my god he's bald and concussed 🙄

Zafiro

LFMAOSOOSIS

selene 🎧

shaved and everything is crazy

selene 🎧

buddy u can dilute apple cider vinegar with water and use that to wash yo bald ass. a lot of no poo people use that just to disinfect and soothe the follicles and it's good for hair growth alledgedly

gabriella piscani

U can take DHT blockers for male pattern baldness

Amy

cant believe this is my life 😭

alexa

I was in the top 0.001% of 6 FEET listeners

amannynadya

idk i like the head

Nooz

if you don't shampoo ure gonna get dandruff BAD wash again please

Zafiro

NO ONE TOLD YOU TOO😭😭

c

Boosie fade

Zury ✨

looking good baldy

Addison

thank god u dropped this right before my hour drive home

zahrala123

sighed so loud hearing you talk abt being naked at school. it's been a minute bro 😞

ash 🪼

Hey y’all

Lucy

quit scratching that bald head boi

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

I saw bald in the notification and knew it was baldzah

Zafiro

bald and beautiful 💚

jullian

and who decided to go bald? 😑

soph

YAY!

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

I was looking forward to the bald solo podcast all week lesgooo

Beth

shining bright like a diamond 💎

sarah

First you and Martin look like Trixie and katya and now you steal their podcast name wowwww

Alyssa

Ooc podcast + sims

haley

i keep forgetting ur bald but it’s okay u still look good

jess ⁺₊ ♱ .ᐟ

no but it’s the way u really truly are bald and beautiful to me💚

arielle

Is the intro gonna be bald too?

Zury ✨

HAMZAHH I wanna come thru TMRW I'm still on the wait-list! Does that mean it's sold out ?? ;((

Beth

PAPII

brigida

Hi bald❤️

Courtney!

omg I forgot you were bald

Claudia

forgot you were bald

evelin

Yippeeeeee

autumn

Yall need to change the intro characters to be bald…

Leilany Cruz

good morning from australia it’s 7:58 am

haylay

caption is me when i go to the gyno

olivia rodrigo

bald head shining and keep it held high because you can be a light in the darkness 😇🥲

ellaerin

I’m pooing but I’ll still watch

Elana

ain’t that right

jay cee houke

hey handsome! new musician vibe???

Alexia V

bald baddie

manda

[funnyface]

alyssa <3

Dang I’m in Walmart

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

your bald head is awesome i think

Teagan

I’ve been waiting for this one ☝🏽

BiggyDeeZ

hello all

Teagan

Was waiting for this baldy

Angelica

Triple B 🙏🏻

Barbie

happy friday!

selene 🎧

just got hit with a wave of emotions seeing the bald head in new settings

LBERK

I'm actually fw the bald head like

emma

big bald beautiful mama

cait

finally I can clean my house with something to listen to 🤗

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