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Hamzah Al-Emad
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122 - The Jade Room

Martin and Mandys are on their romantic get away, I'm watching Wild Robot in the jade room. Taylor is taking over Toronto, John Krasinski is sexiest man.

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Skibidi

Magnum Opus

hamzah you have such original experiences

emily lin

ok i like stardew valley so make a whole Series until you can’t do it anymore

chloe

i loveeee abbott elementary, it doesn’t feel like a rip off of the office!

samya

We love Stardew come onnnn

Alyssa

watched this on the treadmill #winterarc

Mariana L

wonderful intro

FullyFran

“most people in men are jail” -hamzah

earl grey

Yes please please please we want more stardew

Joseph Shepherd

would you ever play twd game?!?

jjay2real_

thank you for the advice! #pickingMyOwnPath! i’m going to be a marine biologist and live my life!! amazing hailey welch impression

emily

I love the stared pleaseeee keep playyingggg

savana

hamzah discovers sitcoms😭

grecia😛

Hamzah have you watched arcane season 2 yet???

Maja

I second this heavy please play Detroit becomes human please

Zafiro

do u guys think he has a timer to know when to start talking after the intro or does he play the song before talking .. asking the iimportant questions here..

izzy

will you please oh please play Life is Strange or some story game like Detriot Become Human on here?? I fuck with podcasts but a gaming series would be fun. Or a multiplayer story game w you and Martin <3

Gracie

Wait whaaaat

B

are you excited for the 3rd act of arcane next week? act 2 has me fweaking tf out im scared dude...

Vianca Li

hamzah pls stop liking corn on instagram reels, it pains me to see your name in the likes

Brodie B

i need to know hamzah's thoughts on this season of arcane it's insane

Lilian

About elementary is really good I think the office was kinda the first of its kind of made a genre of it’s own

asmaa

just live your life guys i lvoe you 💜

Kyra R.

😭🥺 I’d like to know too lol

Bianca B

Honestly is alot of work to be committed to someone it's not just "oh were dating hehe I love you" there's alot of compromising your time and personal enjoyment. Which sounds easy to compromise but it's not something to rush into to find "the one". That person will come when they come if anyone is feeling like they are missing out.

simyussi

Hamzy hammie hazma hamh mamzah haaa

Angelica

Hamzah ….. serious question don’t block me! Do you have black friends 😭? This is a real question.

Madi

Hamzah, I’m telling you we do not care if Red is purring too loud or if you need to cuddle him. In fact, I think we’d all love to hear more of his purrs and perhaps even see some more cuddles.

Olivia!

boba eyes

donnaa

u read homo deus ??? what’d you think

Erica Leoncini

i think you would love the movie isle of dogs

donnaa

naked man hot tub time heals the soul

desiree

Red is so cute I’m happy he is here

Alyssa

I always look forward to watching you on my 15min break

vvan

Also wish my kitties were are cuddly as urs 🥹

Beth

Now I'm craving Bibimbap, even though I had some yesterday

Beth

This. 😭 BUT I rlly wanna go to a $20 fkn Korean spa tf I bet its so chill

Beth

I'm in Toronto if you and martin hand delivered me the merch I woulda been so hypedddd?!

Beth

please post more stardew its my fav game and i love seeing you play!!

caitlin

advice segment is the best thing ur adhd makes me angry af but i love how in the end u still manage to actually give something back

alex

my merch came today love it sm really good fit

Charlie Mckenna

red is too cute 😞💗

zia 🩷

we love stardew

liana

me shouting at the phone TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS when you tried to remember 😭😭 but you pulled through

precious

I LOVE THE STARDEW

Ace

hamzah i fucking love the stardew please do it forever and ever

Khepri Lain

i get so sad when i see a toronto date and not a vancouver one cuz we are on opposite sides plsss come to both !

makaela

jinx hater you will not survive the winter. vi is lesbian jesus though so you get a pass

sofí

i liked this advice segment it reassured me of my decision to apply to a liberal arts college in nyc and pursue a useless degree. all undergrad degrees r like oversaturated now anyways and its vibes

sofí

MORE STARDEW PLEASE HAMZAH

ella

50 seconds in & he’s already talking about bidets

miley

Jake Paul won what the freak

Lucy

I already commented this last week but Hamzah have you played the new life is strange?

maya

I love watching these when I come home drunk from the club to sing me to sleep and then I take melatonin

maya

the gorgina view is back 💗💗

caroline

NOOO omg i appreciate u so much. it’s been amazing i’m 25 and fly but tysm for the birthday wish 🥺🤍

yizhuos

i've been wanting to go to a korean spa! there's a 24 hour one near me and they serve MEALS. omg thanks hamzah i'm gonna ask my friends to go now :)

serena

Oi

rachana

omfg not you pooping iron bars

serena

lap cat

esme

sry 2 disappoint I am NOT hamzah but happy birthday!!! hope it was spectacular and fantastic

christeen 🎧

red just looking up and absolutely admiring you while you yap is so ☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

yas

Hamzah you ruined my life with stardew. I started playing after watching you and i stayed up for like 24 hours playing and missed some homework assignments and ruined my sleep schedule 😭 ive been behind on everything since you bastard.

Lex

need to see blue and red interact with fish and carl

Vara

Hamzah, i feel you, i have to research everything before i buy it to make sure im getting the best item at the best price, my husband however will just order the first thing he sees and it kills me

Lex

yes, i am enjoying the stardew vids sm, i bought the game bc of you, no regrets

Lola Arrow

Pitch black poop is crazy

Alexa

MORE STARDEW MORE STARDEW

rayna

"most people in men are jail" 48:01

Preeths

more stardew valley bro please

misterchronicles

!!!

zahrala123

john krasinski being sexiest man of the year was long overdue

yas

Hamzah why did u get so excited over awkwafina…

Abby

You should’ve won sexiest man alive, you were so close!

chonk3y_monkey

I always wondered what kind of slushynoobz content or whatever hasnt seen the light of day. The hand delivered merch story is crazy to me 😭😭

Gummy Bear

I REALLY REALLY ENJOY THE STARDEW EPS PLS MAKE MORE 🙏🙏🙏

char

i am also sick twin

ellie

stoppp thats so funny i saw the dyson v15 at the department store earlier this week so i've also been randomly researching about it lol

bunny

😭😭😭😭

Hamzah Al-Emad

No im crying at 48:00 “most people in men are jail”😭😭

luana rodrigues

Also $20 spa???? I need the name pls

Inc

heavy on the research before u buy thing i will literally spend like 4-5 hours doing a deep dive before purchasing a literal 0.5 mm pen or something

eustakia

Did u drink sikhye after the sauna it feels so good

Ms.tootie3

Single without shame. I like that. Bc wth it’ll be my time when it’s my time😌

Inc

Tell red I said purr

ravi

instead of out of character this patreon should be called hamzahs hive

alana

thank u friend <3

aneya

i have an apple

aminah ౨ৎ ⋆。˚

Mind u I just started the podcast

Ashlie Mason

I remember I replied to you once about something funny u said u will be missed frien

Zafiro

the drewification of hamzah

aminah ౨ৎ ⋆。˚

Get a girlfriendddd ?

E

I am the said ‘chronically single’ …thank you for the advice Hamzy❤️ And pleased to learn you love Vi as well, muscular lesbians will always be the most badass

alexa

check ig dms !!

jahayza 𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི

Aaaawww little Red love that guy

Zafiro

and whooo was the slushy that had their merch hand delivered by hamzah and martin and didnt gaf 😭😭

alyssa 𐙚

the sick brain was indeed jumping out a bit mama but thx for the episode 🩷

alyssa 𐙚

i am a chronic spender and i cannot afford this patreon no more… i’ll only return when i become stinkin rich or severely mentally unwell. but as of right now i’m broke and only mildly mentally ill. this patreon was in the background whilst i learnt how to crochet for the first time and when i was avoiding all my housemates in university. no one cares about any of this but i speak to very few ppl and i feel like shouting into the void sometimes. helloooo anyone thereee bahahaha no but rlly

aneya

ure so funny

bunny

martin needs to come back soon you can't be roleplaying as haliey welch im sorry 🫤

ash 🪼

what the hell u went to a spa in the backrooms

ravi

I think /I/ should be the sexiest man alive but whatever it’s fine

marilyn

thanks hamzah, now i have something to entertain me at the gym😼

lee

tysm i’m glad my year of korean lessons could be of service

elle literacy

poop talk within the first minute is this a record?

HJ

I looove a fun fact this was a great one

Zafiro

hair is looking very voluminous today

ravi

LITTLE RED IS SO CUTE

Alice Schacher

I've never been happy with the sexiest man alive winners I never really know who they are and to me they're just a dude

Zafiro

real af

Sarah Marie

are you and martin going to continue playing bully? i loooove that game, i've beat it more than 10 times lol so it's fun watching both of u play for the first time

Aciel 🩶

loving this background

liliana

omg I've been binging episodes while working on assignments and I refresh and see this WOOHOOOOO!!!

emma

fun fact the g/k sound in korean is somewhere in between how we say it in english so the romanisation for the same word can be different. thats why you see gimbap and kimbap but they’re the same thing

elle literacy

watch abbott ! its genuinely good !! they use the office format well

Ken Choun

I have a pen

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Truee 😋

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

STOP THE COUNT

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Well I think you should’ve won but that’s okay I guess …

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Twin I’m wearing the same sweater 😊

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Red’s purring ☹️

yas

this is how i find out rupaul is in hitpig

ash 🪼

My Tunisian grandma named Jouda looked over my shoulder and called you handsome so seize the day… big deal

Sandra Chetouane

genuinely proud of your stardew progress it’s harder than people think… praying u finish the CC 💜

marilyn

i like my hamzah drippy bruh

Zury ✨

red is always up to something im starting to think blues camera shy

ash 🪼

thnx hamzah…very cool.

casey

that spa sounds like the afterlife

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

Hamzah I will go on my knees to beg for another stardew valley episode

Nooz

WE WANT STARDEW !!!!!🔥🔥🔥

l i l y

Ppap? Pen pineapple apple pen? 🖋️ 🍍 🍎

Zafiro

i LOVE the stardew tbh it was the reason i subbed and i do not regret it 💜

marilyn

what is leeching the iron from your man bones that makes y’all reach for these pills

elle literacy

my friend said he took a bunch of iron pills to “catch up” then had severe intestinal/abdominal pain all night

elle literacy

The wid robot is so good 🥺

yas

What does that mean

Hamzah Al-Emad

Yes stardew valley every single day thank you

gavin

my friend (also a man) also overdosed on iron pills this week.. what is in the water (not iron probably)

elle literacy

I enjoy the Stardew yes :)

Zafiro

thank you hamzah i am so excited

trinadee

i have to take slow release iron pills or else i get frickin constipated

jebbie joober

blast in my what????

cj

I was just hoping you’d post im bored as hell thanks king

marilyn

I’m working when I’m supposed to be off I will be watching this ON THE CLOCK!

marilyn

Finally, so I can pregame the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight

alexa

best way to end the day thank u king

Zury ✨

tea

cj

SO SLUSHED 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

alanni

hamzah i’m in toronto! not for taylor tho

emma

Poopy loopy doopy

Sherlyn Roman

eating a triple dipper rn , can’t wait to get home and watch happy friday queen !

dani

hamzah they just changed it!! you’re the sexiest man of 2024 now!

Zury ✨

not now hamzah the mike tyson jake paul watch party just started

steph

Man I like this guy

Zafiro

it is time

Mason

waiter! waiter! more stardew please!!

ash 🪼

I deal with low iron and iron pills make me feel so sick all the time I had to get iron infusions ☹️

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

hamzah vs 90 chicken mc nuggets when?

ollie

Rahhhh posted right before my shift!!!! See you later

Ashley Endean

im really liking this little corner setting

Mariana L

i love nothing more than when you open the episode with a song

paige

the wild robot was so good…

dee

Saved my friday

Izabelle Tewolde

why didn’t they interview you for sexiest man alive? kinda rude

bayli

Yayayya

tristin

Weekly yap so happy

Zafiro

YAYYY

Iman Abbas

currently also wearing the best most comfy merch ever created

Emily Espinoza

woah! 😲

dee

My last podcast cuz i’m broke💔 lobe u hamzah

Gabby!!

deleted social media so this is how i’m keeping up with the trends

sabrina

salutations slushies 😶‍🌫️

kaden

the intro singing felt like a threat fr

yas

Needed this thank u

autumn

Blast in my what!

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

hamzah for sexiest man 2024

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

Yaaay

Deema

thank you king i needed this

audrey👼🏼

Hiii

Laila

hey hamzah it’s my bday can u say hbd to me

yizhuos

I was waiting til our king came

Natalie 👻

Have a good weekend Hamzah enjoy

maddy flynn

yay yay yay

j

the taylor propaganda

zoey

This is all I needed today!

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

I’m making banana bread bro

Lucy

happy friday

selene 🎧

Yayayayy

yas

he's singing again oh goodie 🥰

ash 🪼

You look same same but diff with the stash

King bob

Red

King bob


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