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121 - Make Canada Great Again

Hold the phone, Tump pt2? Dang... Canadian chimes in while also teaching you how to enjoy an apple, getting health care for the first time, and aspiring to be a ceo of a failing company.

121 - Make Canada Great Again

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Threwed up everywhere

flopdaughter

i just love u dawg

Krisstal Coronel

If u black match this sound!

Makayla

when u said that 17 is the meanest year of ur life, u have never spoken truer words. istg when i was 17 i genuinely met the worst people ever

maja

mk.gee slander >:(

june

This is probably not a comment for you specifically but I paid for a year and I got charged more $$$ last month what should I do?

Alissa Otero

ong i used to work there and didn’t know that plz

syd

clicked on freaky mix and it’s just meltdown by travis scott feat drake???

kenzi

you getting stuck on livestreams is the price you pay for no ads.. i never get stuck but get ads

evie🪲

freaktin made the freaky mix hahah

serena

i HATE the smell of ground beef when you cook it!! smells nastyy

serena

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO EAT FROM THAI FOOD PLSSS RECOMMENDATIONS (I love it too)

Alissa Otero

chop chop boy

Vara

where da pod at humbug

yo mama

where’s the pod ho

miley

Getting stuck on the TikTok lives and being stressed is so real

chaseywasey

CHEEEESSSTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIIIREEEEE

miles

Christmas is approch approch approaching

Ms.tootie3

Bestie where’s the pod I just finished high school

Alice Schacher

yesss i started to get super paranoid and uncomfortable every time i would do it

bridget

You love thai food?! hamzah you should come to Thailand rn

Silisa

5:45 bros scared we’re gonna start the norwegian butter crisis

miles

i’ll be back in january…. see u soon ooc family

ria

Literally had to stop smoking after doing it for 3 years straight bc one day it just stopped being enjoyable and couldn't stop having very long panic attacks. Felt like my heart was going to explode. Has anyone had that happen to them.

simyussi

I work at starbucks and the CEO we had before the chipotle guy was the CEO of a condom brand so that just shows how starbucks dgaf 😭😭

manda

A year ago I subscribed to binge watch all the episodes and let my subscription expire. Now I am back a year later to do the same thing. Cant believe this is my life! ☺️ Praise be!

moonie

what the hell i never got that block sound feature 🙁

dee

the big screen on the day of judgement omg my parents said that to me too😭

aminah ౨ৎ ⋆。˚

canadian trump supporters is an insane concept to me

izzy

fell asleep listening to this and ended up having a dream about biting into hamzahs neck and him being filled with the pistachio dubai chocolate. good morning!

nevewager

Yeah I troll sometimes 🤷‍♂️

BlerikBallin’9

No we don’t

BlerikBallin’9

We have the same name

paulLieber98

Mb barley finished the episode finally🧛‍♂️

Suul

Do tajin with apple hamzah

Suul

there’s a little envelope icon top right corner when you go on messages & you can message him there

yas

How do we message the podcast for the advice segment I can’t figure out how to do it 😞

Ava B

Red Lobster mentioned?!?! Been working there for almost 3 years gyatt 😭

Briana

This is the best thing money can buy

Sandra Chetouane

What’s up

Sandra Chetouane

Hi

Sandra Chetouane

Okay thanks! 😁

BlerikBallin’9

also hamzah that shirt looks so cute on you! where did you get it 🫣

leena

Thank you for this

aurora

i wasnt surprised to see chomp win, what DID surprise me was my border city of 95% mexicans and full of immigrants swinging red.. 😭

sofí

on apple talk check out applerankings.com

steph

Saw the video. Poor Hamzah.

Fay Echo

I was wondering if trump being reelected affects hamzah’s ability to travel to the us again in 2025? I hope not

leena

it’s called elskling by elusin! (it’s in norwegian not swedish)🙏

Paul

What song was that by illusion? Älskling och else cling or something? Could not find

BlerikBallin’9

When i have 🍃, its like my panic attacks but happy and full of joy.

Gabby!!

i serve the bass by future blasting from the gyatt mix is frying me

alyssa 𐙚

In the US IQ tests are usually part of ADHD testing for adults soooo could be part of it in CA? Looks at short term memory vs other cognitive processes which is helpful, the overall number is mostly bullshit

Ella

Deborted deborted, right, how could I forget.

Fay Echo

i luv ur cat

Chloe Pierre-Louis

we have jazz apples in wisconsin! so i would assume they have them in canada :)

Chloe Pierre-Louis

going back to the tiktok and being so into it is sending me rn 😭

Chloe Pierre-Louis

have you ever played the walking dead? currently watching an old berleezy playthrough😝

jjay2real_

can you give us like history lessons so that i can take the citizenship test or something LMFAOO

jjay2real_

obamna we miss you

Nahal🇮🇷

TRUEEEE

Nahal🇮🇷

He posted a pod months ago about being deported if you go back far enough

Kaylee Gray

i just realised justin trudeau has been orime minister for 9 years… what the hell

dee

banana summer

esme

idk if this is a stupid idea but you should make a collaborative playlist on spotify, it would be so fun to combine everyone's music tastes

erin dixon

EDUCATED SLUSHY 🙌😍

Emily Espinoza

Lol bro is a joker

misterchronicles

i’m turning into a mf roblox character since he doesn’t love women. i’m going to drown

mariii

rewind feat bladee is lowk the best song from that release bladee ate

Mariana Cockeram

I see that little mischievous tash hamzah 😭😭🙏

mcsnizzle

Few word do trick

Marley

i’m going to study abroad in canada 👹 watch out hamzah

Hannah Corbin

okay less words thank you

brya

The pho u had in Chinatown w Martin a while back, that place low-key be mid ngl 😭

Beth

OH speaking of vietnamese food, if you've never been to Ginger before you're missing out!! Their food is so good RUN don't walk!! They have one at bloor yonge and one on queen street. Imma recommend to you the crispy chicken rolls so BUSS

Beth

Ground beef hits... Ur mom traumatized u w the beef pizza 😭

Beth

7:43 BRO I've been wanting an ADHD assessment so bad, but I got rlly lucky that my family doctor prescribed me ADHD meds and thry do help. I found a place in Scarborough that may be able to possibly cover most of the cost. I think it's for ppl who are low income which is me LOL. You can also get it for cheaper through online assessments like talk w Frida, but idk much about that. I hope we can both get our assesments ASAP

Beth

bladee on da freaky mix

ash☆ley

hamzah try peanut butter with bananas

Sarah T

HAMZAH i believe if i heard that correctly in the “spooky evil gay mix” the first song (I f’d ur mom) that you skipped was by my cousins band, Sorry Mom. that is all i wanted to say. just snapped me out of my zoned out trance when i heard that coming from your video????????

Mal

Hamzah, I too indulge in an apple everyday. Have you ever tried jazz apples? Not sure if they’re a thing outside of the UK but they are a strain I have been enjoying recently. My advice to you is to pair your honey crisp apple with a hot green tea and honey in the morning. This is a staple in my routine and has been for 3 years! It has truly changed my mornings since I started + helps me feel happier/more at peace throughout the day. Give it a try :) Great pod as always

Julianna

that value village haul was def a good one

eustakia

ive tried it, not good....

irina

bro?

miley

granny smith apples with crunchy peanut butter..... trust

Sarah Marie

the tiktok live thing never happens to me maybe its bc i have a samsung ahhh you maddd 😛

ash 🪼

are you still doing no shave november, how it going

jos

THE LIVE THING ON TIKTOK IS HAPPENING TO ME TOO!!!! it pisses me off so bad that i stop using the app after it happens like 5 times

Lex

when was the last time you got a prostate exam?

Sam

first thursday as a citizen. thanks guys

desiree

yeah i heard that america going republican influences canada to also go republican T.T

Lex

hamzah it will affect us, pierre polievre is the trump on Canada and if we don't vote him out women reproductive rights are at risk

Sarah T

hamzah felt a british nonbinary babe having a breakdown and said HELLL NO! needed this upload bad

eclipse

Wait, I’m glad my Apple Pay renewed this without letting me know! Needed the yap sess, plus can’t you just get butter chicken pizza?

Sarah

your songs on repeat make sense dw

yas

Voted fur trupm cuz i cant have u wanderin in these streets hamzah😒😒

Suul

damnit i was literally gonna go to canada to mess with your groceries 😒

angel

oh forgot to ask, do you gag first thing in the morning until you get water or food? I knew someone that would gag a lot for no reason and it was GERD. hope u get all fixed soon yo

Juliette

big words great job hamzah

grecia😛

this set up is beautiful. the yellow from the bean chair matching the yellow leaves outside the window.... the tshirt also matching with the sky and tree trunks...... fantastic job mr hamzah

Mariana L

Heyhey

saraskogli

Also congrats on 500k slushy subs

amohia

2k for an adhd diagnosis damn

ravi

Could you and Martin play Dead By Daylight please? 👍🏻

ER 🐈‍⬛

Trump won cuz u manifested it

ravi

oh my god i can see the moustache

yas

😭😭😭

Hamzah Al-Emad

Woah what the heck

Hamzah Al-Emad

omg that view is so pretty wow

caroline

such an awesome tshirt

alex

my mum told me the same thing about the day of judgement when i was a kid and i fully thought i’d be watching other people’s life story’s to get the tea…

samya

justice for ilana wexler

Gabeitches777

Cool shirt

Kj

Return of the Jedi uuugh 🙄🙄

osblar

Just wanted to say it’s uncommon for young men to suffer from iron deficiency (more typical in young women because of monthly bleeding) and if you’re lightheaded after a few days of not taking iron supplements, you may have an underlying health issue like gastric bleeding causing hidden blood loss and subsequent iron deficiency or even anemia. I’ve heard you complain about GERD type symptoms on the pod before, I’d get your blood drawn and vitamin levels read, and get your stomach scoped or something. Good luck! I’m going through iron deficiency induced hair loss and skin issues right now and it sucks.

amazingkayz

spooky evil gay mix

ponnie

crocheting with this in the back might actually be the american dream

alanni

Hamzahs gonna come back to america under the same president that booted him that’s poetic

Doodlez

so i stopped paying the subscription 2 months ago and it got charged on its own yesterday, hi again

Abril 🎱

Hi

rachana

hi fartzah

jenn

i was also late diagnosed adhd so im so happy for you for looking into it!! it can take a while to get the meds + dosage right so hang in there <3

olivia

The super Mario games on the game cube were tooo good

Sam

card declined when my membership was renewed 😔but we are so back!

lyn

“EEMOGEN heap”

Elana

can you play just dance

im only here for hamzah like

Watching this in french class get me out

paulLieber98

i found out last week i'm anemic and genuinely every time after working out im verge of passing out too

jo👸🏻

Watching this waiting for the plug

chantaly

i also have no ads or tiktok shop and its so fun but the doomscrolling is bad sometimes

bunny

congrats on 500k bro!

Alice Schacher

i trust holistic medicine more but that's also bc i cannot afford healthcare

Aciel 🩶

raw apple and americano for breakfast...it's like you're a CEO already

kasia

when i was a kid and used to feel guilty and think all my dead relatives were watching me doing "bad" stuff from heaven

faye

my family & i are not from the us so we are thinking of leaving ...

Aciel 🩶

Donal tump, if you can hear us pease save us Donal tump anitta max win

Dan

You quit sauce but not that damn vape 😒

JohnDoe

Apples are truly a delectable fruit but it scares me to eat them because last time I did, it broke my permanent retainer and now my teeth are all janky 😞

Claire Elizabeth

Sadly not surprised

shebami

also how often do u take ur iron supplements? Do u take them daily or every few days bc i’ve heard that it’s bad if you take them every day (also u reminded me to take mine so thank u)

zahrala123

Spaghetti is the worst noodle …

Sam

did he just call the outside of the beanbag THE SKIN

faye

dude i love talking about the weather. its very interesting especially when u live in a place with only 2 seasons

Vanna T

i thought the stuck on live thing was just meeee bruh this is both freeing and upsetting

jas 🩷

my glorious hamzah i missed u

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

his father was a kkk member iirc

im only here for hamzah like

hamzah did predict it unfortunately

angeles_a

Dear Diary... today I caught my mans chopping bare tingz at Dundas sq, is he dumb? You're moving superr waste so bad. I should've listened to the gyaldem and my dukes still. Wallahi this is the last time I'm dealing with a brampton man. He told me I was wifey and he was gonna take me to cheesecake, meanwhile he's tryna get next cattys to buss it open.. this goof is tryna treat me like I'm not a sweat tea? Like I don't buy his bogeys? Like I don't let him use my presto card? Like I don't forgive him for teething my girl's phone? Yahee that's how you're moving? Say less.

im only here for hamzah like

hamzah starting new trends as per usual

sophie duda

title made me shiver

angeles_a

i just saw a lady on tiktok who was growing a 5 o clock shadow bc of minoxidil u should try it out maybe at least for #noshavenovember

zahrala123

A Thursday episode and I wasn’t even notified???,,

yas

HAMZAH

tristin

never heard anyone call a beanbag chair a beanie fr

moleypie

Put a damn case on that phone 😭

Alexa

I felt that TikTok live stuff, it’s so annoying to me 😭

amalia

ah yes religious trauma

Claudia

😭too real

sophie duda

There will never be two Hamzah’s 😔

Fay Echo

u so funy

Kasey

Donald trump doesn’t have a dad, he crawled out of hell

shebami

i like the shirt

Ashley 🙄💕

I've been lagging on these episodes and I'm paying for it omg... locking in tho Hamzah 🙏🏼

Bwee

I listen to this while sitting outside with the sun hitting my skin

amalia

tump pt2 is devastating yes

gen

Real - I thought he had a beanie (hat) under his ass or something & was gna pull it out

Chaelea

Not you saving the day with this episode

Izabelle Tewolde

it felt so good when they put the jelly in my belly

amalia

I really needed this rn 😇

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

Take an IQ test on Impulse. Not sure how accurate that is, but I got my results from there.

Fay Echo

At school please get me out of here

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

No shave November is showing with that baby stache

Angelica

I had to cover ur face on the November page of the slushynoobz calendar… I couldn’t handle seeing trump

Steph

nice stache

moleypie

pretty disgusted with my fellow americans but slushing has reversed the nausea. thx zah and mart

Juliette

what’s up diva

cj

ima need a deborted tutorial soon

Citlalli

healthcare w💯💯

sophie duda

STOP UR RIGHT HAHAH

sophie duda

What was the process like to immigrate? I want to move to Canada.

Fay Echo

dont play rn

alyssa 𐙚

bros gatekeeping canada alr man 😑

ash 🪼

and now i hate beanbags

makaela

it's always a guy named aaron with beanbags

makaela

Cos they’re bean bags not beanies 😭😭

shebami

i love the open window can we not abandon this spot please

ash 🪼

hamzah for president 2026

trinadee

Feel for my fellow gays and girlies in red states </3

Barbie

Wait Is..Canuck a slur….?

JohnDoe

Thursday ep? No way

vic

omg the window is so pretty

dee

I want that shirt pls

King bob

Window looking very picturesque

Greg

i’m at the nursing home rn dealing w my dementia i’ll watch this later i swear humbug

bayli

pls dont remind me im gonna throw up

Claudia

Tump😪

Nataly

are they called beanies why does that feel wrong

sophie duda

hamzah you manifested trump winning not cool

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

thanku for being the podcast i will watch after my doctors appt today

liv

sitting on a beanie

Malaya

Autumn leaves out the window so fall gorgeous

Angelica

tump

georgia

does the appointment still stand for January 2025

Adri

Tump pt. 2 😍

Leilany Cruz

Tump

sonia

Pls call for a recount hamzah

amohia

Did u ever take the shroom microdose after stardew? How was it

kinsbot

Hamzah please save us!!

mangopasty06

thanks for saving me from my physics lecture

liliana

Hamzah i hope you’re let back into the U.S.🥲🥲🥲

Adri

just renewed my subscription for this ….

bunny

I’m about to clock in I’ll watch this after work while I fuck up a chicken sandwich

Lucy

save us hamzah

laura

Tump pt. 2 dang

frankie

new location unlocked ?

holly

wowowowowowow i’m boutta go to work but i am so in need of this i cannot wait to watch when i get home 🤗🤗

bri

hamzah for prez 🇨🇦

Emily Espinoza

woah new tshirt

liliana

i was waiting on this😭😭

enyaalexis

Hamzah predicted this #drewth

Cloudia

I needed this thank you im gonna listen to this while playing stardew valley 🙏

Natalie 👻

ello travlah

Lilly

Thursday ep?? ❤️

kinsbot

Thanks

riley

u manifested it

friendlybean

Lets gooooo

shebami

needed this……… literally going crazy

Elena

just in time, thank u hamzah, can u be our new president please

Lex

☹️

autumn

a thursday post wow

j

new tshirt unlocked

LBERK

hamzah u were right once again

sara

the comfort i needed rn

h0ur

hamzah 2028

lilgayboyonthebeat

new podcast on a thursday wow life is good

alexa

new member here and i am sat

lillian

wait first…

boo


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