120 - Croaked

45:39 the curls literally made a heart

Nahal🇮🇷

Hai am just seeing this amazing news. If I may ask..how the beanie turn out?.. is the Mother’s cranium nice and toasty?🍺

Peanus butter

Did he say prince songs 😭that’s not a prince song

Sidthekid04

samsies WOOOOO

asmaa

Re-purchased my Patreon subscription cuz I’m unfulfilled with life

april

My boy

Angelica

preach pimple patches they help so much bro

Alice Schacher

please restock the camo hats vro

bella

more high def than usual woah

izzy

use pimple patches I promise it helps with not touching and picking

Kyra R.

It's cuz you always smokin on that damn za

sydney

I love you

leo!

DONT FORGET STARDEW HAMZAH

emma

king pleasee where is stardew

emily

i hope we get to see you with a daughter one day youd be such an amazing girl dad hamzah

eclipse

You guys should play resident evil 8 too, it has the same main guy ethan and sister baddies and a baddie mom

SIMPLY LAZY

The resident evil video had to be one of my favorites that you guys have made, I think it was cause of how much I love horror game play throughs but also because it was so much fun to watch

SIMPLY LAZY

Great episode actually thank you

camryn

just eat ur chicken nuggets dont apologize for it and 20 piece it next time ok

camryn

U know what that tiktok had me going for a sec but hey u do what u gotta do for a check sometimes

camryn

me patiently waiting for stardew video!!

char

hamzah what's your mbti? i'm so curious

angeles_a

Don't apologize so much haha take some time recuperate. Maybe go to the doctors 😭

Beth

You're podcasts give me life keep it uppp you're doing great!!

Beth

I hate phone calls fr, only if it's necessary 😭 talking takes sooo much energy

Beth

jumpscare when you said my name when talking about overwatch 😭

farrah

i also would take the substance..

brya

the substance was so good i told myself i wouldn’t watch it cus i thought i couldn’t handle the horror but it was arggg fire. it did make me mad tho cus just follow the rules hmph.

brya

im ngl his acne is placed in a good spot compliments his face

srinija

Hamzah were u at Texas Roadhouse in North Plainfield NJ last night? If not you have a doppelgänger in the world❤️

Adri

Hamzah you apologized a few too many times this episode.. Give yourself some grace boy wth boy!

brooklyn

This patreon just took my last $5.30 without my consent but its alright i just wont eat

Natalie 👻

me with its always sunny

krokanjer

I got back into my gmm phase bc of TikToks on my fyp and it's the best decision i've made in a while. I recommend you get back into it as well

Liya

same i was hoping he would keep it up!

samya

groupchat was actually really cool, ive been looking for a OOC discord or something similar

krokanjer

me but im actually rewatching it lol

Ismael Presuel

i’m in max’s broadcast channel on ig i don’t remember how or when i even got in it 😭😭😭

bayli

YESSSSS i’ve seen martin play it a while ago on twitch and i’ve been wanting them to play it so bad

bayli

is the group chat ever coming back or did it overstimulate you too much, king

samya

hamzah that’s not prince…. that is queen

jjay2real_

i think i hate instagram broadcasts

jjay2real_

hamzah do you fw jugg edits?

jjay2real_

i love the moments when i’m scrolling through the comments and i just have that “what the hell is he talking about” and have to scroll back up

jjay2real_

lowkey i had to quit smoking weed to actually use it recreationally, how it’s meant to be used i think

jjay2real_

also i think we really do appreciate all the uploads and the effort

jjay2real_

for real!!!! i actually cannot stop watching it, i’m on s2 ep4 rn

erin dixon

i thought the whole carti thing was hilarious

jjay2real_

dude same I just finished the first season yesterday and its so peak

Kaia

hamzah trying to explain his tiktok like a bf who was caught cheating im screaming

Dani

yeah i kept getting dexter edits on my fyp having never watched the show so i decided to watch it and loved it, algorithm does unfortunately know best

erin dixon

Hamzah pls bring the gc back, that would be so fun!

Julianna

hamzah pleek can you add ur facw to stardew valleyyyuuyuyu i have hamzah withdrawals when i see that ur face is not there. Thx

eclipse

wait we’re still getting stardew valley on tuesday right? 😧

yas

I hate having acne with sensitive skin cause I feel you I swear acne products always make everything 10x worse but how else am I supposed to deal with this shit😭

carly chase

This Guy he worry too much

Benny

Tuesady 😃

elizabeth r.

Hamzah im begging you get an endoscopy AND colonoscopy 🙏🏻 i fear for ur health

elsachka

bring back the groupchat

zia 🩷

So as a med student I fear you should get an an endoscopy if u keep feeling that way after eating greasy food you may have a hiatal hernia💜

Hiba

Hamzah have you play the new life is strange I’m on episode 2 and it’s rocking my world

maya

opium humiliation ritual is crazy

audrey👼🏼

omg hi tristin

audrey👼🏼

i’m in like 6 insta broadcasts for tattoo artists or twitch streamers i follow 🫡

Chloe Pierre-Louis

love u hamzah 🩷🩷

zia 🩷

im in a broadcast lol...

tristin

I can never tell when tik toks are sound promos🤣🤣🤣

Hhiley

the sacrificing the bull advice is very insightful‼️

precious

Mayb u can go to the dermatologist then they are here to help ❤️

epicbosswag

Praying for everyone going through a friendship breakup rn

shebami

thank you for the recs currently browsing for audio books, also super excited for stardew i recently started playing again bc of you

laura

i too had a gmm phase in 9th grade

Lex

OH PUMP IT UP I

safiya

ive also been getting gmm content on my fyp,

alayna

CANT WAIT FOR STARDEW

anisha

You are too self aware for your own good I fear

crankthatsboiii

im also sick and keep seeing good mythical morning on tiktok.. u wanna be me so bad

olivia

good im scared at what that would unleash

marilyn

IM QUITTING NICOTINE!! sorry lmfao wanted to yell it into a crowd of people but I didn’t want to incite panick <3 join me

Victoria Logan

Should I grow out my mustache too ?

ravi

hamzah played some overwatch in the 1 kill = 1 shirt video

Sam

That TikTok was preposterous

Alexa

wait that bull metaphor just kind of changed my life… ive been really struggling committing to a workout routine and diet plan but that advice was actually really helpful. thank you hamzah!!!!!

Mariana L

hands off the wheel, eyes shut and pod full blast😝😝🤗🤗

jo👸🏻

Cant wait until tuesady

Sarah Marie

Before I forget to ask, could you guys please play Dead By Daylight? 🤲🏻

ER 🐈‍⬛

oh man, sounds like you’re going insane Hamzah 😭. It’s time for a girlfriend buddy. I think that’s what you need.

ER 🐈‍⬛

Are those Martin’s purple Patagonia pants?

King bob

you should just try washing your face when you’re in the shower with antibacterial soap and find a really light moisture, Laroche Posey has some good ones and just stick what that.

Ashley 🙄💕

ayyy I was at shake shack last night too wtf

Noamm

im so excited for stardew :)

adelleine

yay finally

Ashley 🙄💕

the substance was good. but it grossed me tf out at times

ER 🐈‍⬛

if u ever needa talk ab it lmk hun

christeen 🎧

I really liked all the slushyween vids specially the resident evil one that must've been a ton of work but it turned out so freaking funny

Zafiro

45:33 the heart curl.. kyeopta

alyssa 𐙚

if you liked The Substance you'd probably really like the film The Fly

elle literacy

it was 💀 i immediately closed it

kayla

Aztec’s MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️🇲🇽

amalia

I got the notification and tried to click it and it was already gone 😭

liliana

the throat noises were barely audible btw :) nice chat, see you next week

ash

if we thought you were annoying we wouldn't be here bro love you bro 🙏

ash 🪼

i just realised it says tuesady💀

ella

It was Halsey on call her daddy that said that quote and it’s so true. I immediately broke up with my bf bc of it so ty for the advice

Claudia

that call her daddy episode was with halsey

Aciel 🩶

posted while on my run thanks Hamzah

Jennifer !!

That chat thing was way too overstimulating, thank God you turned it off😭😭😭

🫧Rukia🫧

He deleted it 😭😭

Claudia

loved all the slushyween content!! looks like it took a lot of effort…please make sure you guys are getting some proper rest lol love ya

rita

TRUST ME biovene blemish control its bright green bottle trust me it saved my skin from exam stress and nothing in the world can do that trust me

christeen 🎧

me too!!

Julianna

I also spent a majority of the substance on the train of thought that I would be so good at respecting the balance imagine getting to bust down as a 20 something and next day tear up the bingo hall

Rileigh

Right after I joined it it was gone 😐

Doodlez

My fyp starting giving me Daniel Larson videos again out of the blue and Wolfpackelite videos I need to factory rest my tik tok apparently

Lainey Reid

i'm in an instagram broadcast thing & i'd say if you want to message your viewers, that's a better option

Aciel 🩶

Wait my tiktok feed is also been flooded with good mythical morning what with that

Zafiro

tweaking over the spam call is real 😭

yas

a good soothing toner, serum, & moisturizer will hopefully help.

Aciel 🩶

i chuckled at your tiktok. keep up the good work 🫵👍

Mal

i’m mad i missed the group chat notif when it dropped

Emily Sophia

Im watching this in my first edition brown hold my hand hoodie from the LIVE POD and life couldnt feel better thank u harmzah

Victoria Jonathan

everyone is here hey guyd

Kyra R.

definitely look into korean skincare, products targeting discoloration for sensitive skin

Aciel 🩶

ok opium paying your rent ayee 😂😂

cande

Same lmk if yall figure out how to join it

Hiccup

dude the substance was SOOOO good its also just a good film in general like did u notice how the color grading was bright and 'happy colors' when she was the younger version but dull and 'sad colors' when she was the older version.. such a good movie

ashleyn

opium of all people reaching out to you to make that tiktok ijbol

alyssa 𐙚

bros wearing mayor lewis’ shorts bahaha

aneya

i love listening to this man yap

aries

😈

Dazed Stars

same here i’m so confused

fin

Can’t wait for Stardew fav series ever!!!!

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

i don’t have burgundy yarn so i’ll do dark green ty peanus love u

aneya

AYEEE!!

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

i did not realise the tiktok was a promo it didn’t feel an unnatural post

evie🪲

LOLLL I JUST NOTICED

Aciel 🩶

WHAT DID YOU PARENTS SAY ABOUT THE WHITE CHICKS COSTUME

Slader

big ass mic who the freak 😂😂

ash 🪼

When i clicked the notif nothing happened D: i dont think anyone was able to see it

Zury ✨

Dark Green Mmmmm or Let’s Say a Burgundy situation

Peanus butter

i accidentally bought a year subscription of your patreon so add that to ur bag gains 🤝🏼💯

Aciel 🩶

gonna watch this while i crochet my mum a beanie. i’ll make it whateva colour someone tells me to pls tell me <3

aneya

think he deleted it it was crazy for 0.2 seconds

evie🪲

Always forcibly added to group chat

alexa

the substance mention 🦅🦅🦅🦅

selene 🎧

so a group chat was the notification I missed? Wow. Wowwww okay. Not fair

marilyn

bro watching the new resident evil vid was crazy mainly because my name is evie like the spooky lil girl/granny 👻

evie🪲

I got the notification too..where it at 😞

Zury ✨

You could say that TikTok was very out of character 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Zafiro

the filter i was like umm but now that i know it’s for a bag i get it

jenn

no judgment, you gotta do what u gotta do for ur cats too

Aciel 🩶

are u gonna address the group chat fiasco

dee

no fr

yas

Halloweekend for me was cut SHORT had to get all 4 wisdom teeth out 😀 and friends cancelled all plans yesterday so Halloween insist on laying on the couch watching this 4 hour long video of resident evil 😈

Lainey Reid

And I would've done it too for a check honestly

Zafiro

Christina

so hype for stardew

Bryce Dineen

YAYYY STARDEW SOON!

emily

we r all dissapointed of u 💜 jk, get that bag ig

Melanie

Someone tell me how to remove my full government name from here wtf

Claudia

same it disappeared for me😭

jenn

You do it to for a check, he was an employee.

elizabeth r.

new hoodie unlocked 😧

yas

😭😭😭

Hamzah Al-Emad

babe wake up, hamzah the fantastic just posted

caroline

why are people mad i don’t get it /gen

aiza

Wait where’s the group chat? Where can i access it i saw the notification but cant find it now lol

kinsbot

hi hi

ash

hahaha get ur money hamzah 😭😭😭

selene 🎧

ofc you chose to start a groupchat the only time i go out

rita

what happened😭

olive

im at cardenas do you need anything

ash 🪼

the avani account comment 😭😭

rene

u started the gc as i was listening to travis and then meltdown came on right after... truly an in character moment

kenzi

its me zoey from resident evil im calling you from the phone

zoey

Chat wya 💔

monica

feeling #croaky

bambi

big ahhh mic

Claudia

wow the purple shorts💜thick thighs save lives bro

mangopasty06

chat does not work for me 🙁

cj

Bring the chat back! It was kinda fun

eliana

oh i got a notification about the groupchat but once i clicked it it said error :>

Aciel 🩶

New challenge for you this november: no nut November

Lex

thank god you explained that tiktok fr

yas

not late i’m so proud wow

Ava Grace Reynaud

my chat is broken

tristin

Yayyyyyyy

autumn

wut the hail

Claudia

Hamzah yapping is single handedly getting me through my breakup

Laila

helloooo

Ava Grace Reynaud

i only got the notif of chat but i was so confused

Melanie

WOOOOOOOOO

cj

will watch tmr but i hope halloweekend pt2 is good !!

alexa

Yayayayayay!

Zafiro

hello

selene 🎧

thanks

J&amp;E

ayy just in time for my everything shower

Mia Kay

i love the plant makes me feel like its a outside episode

ellaerin

omg ?

alexa

no chat never again

j

time to lock in even though it’s 1am 🫡

yas

It’s ooout of characteerrrr :D

sonia

oh

Elisabeth