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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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108 - Alone at the Airport

It's 4:30 am, I stole someones wheelchair in the copenhagen aiport and now I do what I do best. Watch as I meet my new father on a connections flight from Turkey.

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Group trips are just so stressful. My senior graduation trip was so bad that when me and my friends got back, it sent me into a severe depression and our friend group had the weirdest tension 😭😭 when we got there, we couldn’t check into our hotel bc one of my friends was 17. My family was on a trip at the same time in the city that we were in and we had to stay w my racist grandmother in a room for a night until they left the next morning. it was so painfully awkward. a lot more horrible things happened but it’s such a long story

Mars

what arena are you in clash royale bro

leo!

the looking around the whole time is so funny

Ashley 🙄💕

im not sure if you know the singer but aaliyah died in a plane crash a few decades ago, it was sad

Kenny

you can turn the effects off in settings 😭🤗

Khrystyna

What's with the random effects XD

ziness

the roundabout thing is the same in Malta and i nearly had a heart attack watching someone almost drive INTO our car when he had no space to join the roundabout

samya

that damn thumb and confetti???? pls

samya

Hamzah new episode now pls

lissur

you will be dealt with.

spoiledsenseless

my brain feels safe listening

Rari

you guys dont upload enough but thanks to my dementia i can rewatch ur videos & podcasts

Chris colbert

the iphonr effects r funnt

Chris colbert

looks like someone was holding him gun point this whole video

Chris colbert

New sub and It feels like Im alone w hamzah rn

Jasmine

The way he looks around when he says “blow up”😭

Carlos Wick

i’m a new patreon subscriber heyy hamzah missed u 🤧

Jhoana Paola

i get you bc i feel the exact same way with any older lady that i interact with

aqua

no seriously neck pillows are so uncomfortable when you have to sleep sitting upright on a plane i hate them

cat

Could you guys PLEASEEE do a slushy noobz vid where u go on ome.tv it would be so funny 🫶🫶

c

there are so many times I tried to explain the video of the guy on the train

Susan Ramos

hello i’m a man and i enjoy your content thanks

Caleb Callahan

The hats always make me feel some type of way 🎩 🧢 👒 🫶🏻

Emma Odonnell

solo camping vlog would be so awesome sauce

norei

Post grad life😭

Liv

idk if i'm too high but he's not making too much sense

pax

Currently listening in Istanbul airport…. Returning from my journey can confirm racism too real…

Dia

for a cat friendly plant i think the zebra plant is good! i got one bc i thought it was cute but then my girl tore that shit up unfortunately (nothing happened to her health-wise tho so!)

soleen

the camping vlog is actually my favorite video of y'all's to come out so far!! you can tell a lot of time and effort was put into it, genuinely one of the most entertaining Videos ive had the pleasure of watching :)

clementine

wait we're allowed to ask u to smoke with us on our birthdays (assuming we are of age) ? pog

zahrala123

Torille??? I guess???🇫🇮🇩🇰

Peppi💋

HAMZAH DO NOT SAY THE WORDS “ bl0w up” IN THE AIRPORT NOT A SMART IDEA 😭

mariam🪿

Don’t stress abt the wheel chair, you’re being very mindful, very demure ✨

Sam

nahh😭

leslie

final boss airport crush

april

There’s nothing wrong with your voice Hamzah😭

Madi

oh hamzah u get more and more delusional and delirious as u go on

Preeths

bruh these celebs have such successful ass brands cuz they were already rich before they even founded the brands soooo they have a ginormous advantage since they can afford to hire the best ppl and put out top notch shit — i think abt this like everyday

Preeths

it always feels like we're on facetime and that you're talking directly to me cuz everything you talk about is exactly what's been on my mind lately

Preeths

also the spider plant is deadass shrooms to cats its can make them hallucinate type shit

Linna Abdi

best cat safe plant is cat grass, they nibble on it and its supposed to help their digestion by making them throw up hair ball or something like that

Linna Abdi

did you get a bbl and nipple removal king? safe travels pookie

lilgayboyonthebeat

why you keep looking at the right omg

violet flores

This episode is so demure

Deema

why was this episode so relaxing and why was that the quietest airport in the world

Emily Sophia

DANMARKKKK

june

I LOVED the camping video it was one of my favs to date 🙂‍↕️ but maybe don’t try camping again while Martin is away like idk if doing a solo trip in the Canadian wilderness when you aren’t very experienced is a good idea lol

belbel

ohhh makes sense lol

shebami

I would be very sad if u die hamzah

elsachka

good mythical morning from me to you hamzah

Mykenzie

Aaliyah, John Denver, DJ AM (travis barker survived), Post Malone almost crashed a few years ago, obvi Kobe, Buddy Holly, Otis Redding, Stevie Ray Vaughan, someone from Lynard Skynard however you spell that, Patsy Cline, JFK Jr.

Alexandra Kamyk

hamzah are u aware that you can turn off the reactions so the thumbs up and fireworks stop appearing 😔

Ursula Ahmar

he was a father to u in a time of need. beautiful moment

Honey Bey

The effects 😭😭

Jadyn Garrett

gagi

Billy

u should get a Boston fern they look cool and are cat friendly

joe mama

Your plane anxiety ocd stuff actually stressed me out

Stella

how do i get a cameooo

riley abigail

Now this is demure

Alyssa Check

maybe u dont have mommy or daddy issues but sounds like u might be a people pleaser!😆its ok me too twin

ali

hamzah i hope u know we appreciate u so much and all the work u put in to the camping vlog. it was so worth the wait its my new comfort movie🙏🏽

ali

i don’t have mommy or daddy issues but if i did i’d have both 😭😭😭😭

amrit

woah LMAOO

ali

How’s turkeys’ penis enlargement technology

Peter

Hamzah google jenni rivera

Leslie

happy birthday!!

jay cee houke

I like some of the gaga songs but wtf she know about cameras

joe mama

I’ve seen too many brands use demure and it’s making me go insane

joe mama

you apologize so much

bia

hamzah ii appreciate you

natalie portman

the camping video was 10/10

joe mama

Im pretty sure you can turn off the FaceTime Effects in setting or something

Iris Greer

27:55 why do the captions say “please do not delete their bandages.”????

jay cee houke

Also the camping video was so good omg the editing was cinematic

Iris Greer

grow catnip plant for them.

ponnie

enough with the hawk tuah pls we are begging u

ali

i saved this for the treadmill

Em

Watching this at the airport rn

Iris Greer

the day the hawk tuah reference stops is the day society heals

Nahal🇮🇷

the fireworks 😭

payton

omg hey twins 🤪😘😘

annie 🌟

hawk tuah girl is literally only kept relevant by you and martin she’s gotta cut u guys a check fr

mariam🪿

brain cells have definitely been lost

june

how much is hawk tuah girl paying you

Annie

omg i’ve never met another annie let alone a slushy annie hey twin 😘😘

Annie

This is just what my high self needed right now. Thank you.

skylee🌷

I missed you brudder

annie

you look very scared

monica

oh we are so back

Nahal🇮🇷

I think he also needed a place to place his laptop where he could see it.

King bob

can u guys do a mukbang trying all the the backpacking/dehydrated food pleasee

Christina Do

But seriously thank you Hamzah for the sleepless nights working on the camping vlog, I wish you lots of rest and lots of likes 👍

King bob

No that shit was so sweet 😭😭

Stephanie Z.

Wait this would make sense!!!

Stephanie Z.

wait you’re onto something

Wilma

the segment abt celebrity plane crash deaths ou no one tell him about aaliyah

alyssa 𐙚

This podcast was so real. I moved to the US from Ghana at 8 years old, and I remember on the flight from Amsterdam to the US, my brother and I sat next to this random white woman on the plane (my dad couldn't get a seat with us,) and she just became our grandma for the flight. I don't remember much of it, and I barely remember her face, but it made me feel so happy for those few hours, and I think it made me really hopeful of my new life in the US.

Stephanie Z.

hi humzah

Isaac

as someone in a wheelchair ur fine hamzah 😭

bellogna

Hamzahs humming completely muting the intercom lmao😭😭

King bob

the camping video was the perfect mix of chaotic as shit and demure i loved it

Edie

thanks for this i was having a bad day

tristin

They hate to see me have nice skin they don’t wish to see this happen. I love water I loooove water. ❤️💦

blerp

im losing it over the random confetti im sorry

Johanne Overland

setting off the iphone effects is killing me

katya o

Maybe the forehead ritual was introduced for the men getting hair transplants

Ms.tootie3

more bigger cat friendly plants I’d suggest would be areca palm or the tall calathea plants if you want smaller ones I’d go for impatiens or those peporomia houseplants

yas

i love the slushy vlogs and the camping vid made my year

talia

Do you guys think when you search up ‘famous guy in wheelchair’ it would come up with Hamzah instead of Stephen Hawking now?

amannynadya

I would too tbh (I don’t have peanuts)

amannynadya

what’s so funny 🤨🤨🧐

jay cee houke

the random thumbs up will never fail to make me giggle

navi

Why tf is noone mentioning the experience with the African father on the plane why was I on the verge of emotional 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

amannynadya

new merch when??

jazzeravalerie

this was a good one

jazzeravalerie

u such a gossip bruh

jazzeravalerie

bro pls get home asap omg 😭

raya

you sound like a people pleaser Hamzah

el snoopy

HAHA

Alice Schacher

i’m actually at an airport watching this CRAZY TIMING

dove

solo camping on your own without martin kind of concerns me 😭😭

yas

19 babies is wild. glad you made it out alive

Jay

the wheelchair?? bro done got a BBL in turkiye oh naww 😭😭😭

braylin

arrived back in canada with gucci and LV; left your nipples in turkiye

serena

with the beanie, wheelchair, and background it reminds me of new mothers who are wheeled out of the hospital after giving birth. something to ponder...

serena

I swear he lives a main characters life. Weird crazy things are always happening to him and he can tell funny stories from. Meanwhile when I go anywhere, everything is normal and boring 😭

Xange

Your brain rot is therapeutic asf

Stella

camping vlog was amazing! one of my new favs :D

serena

we know you in that wheelchair because you got a bbl ho.

spoiledsenseless

I have one specifically that I sacrifice for my cats and keep the rest out of their reach. They deserve a lil sum sum

Stella

HAMZAH: spider plants contain compounds that make cats high. If u were curious about their fascination with that plant, it’s similar to opium.

Stella

hawk tuah demure is an interesting sentence

kelz

so from what i gathered you loved turkey!

aneya

8 SERVINGSS??!??

serena

u look like christmas

im only here for hamzah like

i miss my wheelchair I miss being wheeled around bring me back

Kendall H

blue and red were STARVING for that plant 😭

serena

when is bro ever gunna stop talking abt hawk tuah

gabby

i was high and sat in a wheelchair then someone started wheeling me away

aneya

dare i say the camping video was yalls magnum opus

kelz

sorry I mean THANK YOU HAHA

kt rose

ahhaha

jude

i always think about the voicemails i would have to leave if i was in a plane crash while i’m on my flight (prepared)

Ashlie Mason

YES

kt rose

oh sweet hamzah... it's already started. cus tell me why i saw an ad on instagram for some voting thing that said "getting registered to vote is keeping it very demure, very mindful" on what looked to be the cover of Brat by Charli Xcx....... these brands/orgs do not rest.

izzy

aw hamzah thats definitely a praise kink!!!!! have a safe flight home pls dont crash and die

evie

being stuck at airports alone is almost psychosis inducing

mari

bro same no notif 🙄

fin

“A wheelchair with pedals. What if we do that for ourself?” We have bicycles Hamzah…

Dominique

hawk tuah demure kill me

Ashlie Mason

hamzah admitting he has a praise kink in 4K

lissur

I was waiting at that gate last week😍#twin

aarushi

at work rn but im so excited to watch this later 😋😋😋😋😋

jay cee houke

we loved it !!

andrea

right

Ashlie Mason

i hope they film it 😆

fin

For cat friendly plant ideas: I have a prayer plant and they are non toxic to animals! Theyre cool because they move at night

dahlea

the fireworks 😭😭

lissur

traveling the globe acquiring fathers

Ella

Every podcast I watch always ends up in plane crashes

Slader

if u rub lemon on the plant/plant pot, they should stay away. Cats hate citrus smells

kt rose

humiliation ritual

lissur

sleepy ahh

Ella

do not go camping on ur own i do not wanna see you on a t shirt cause a bear got ur ass boy

bayli

fire pfp omfg

Kendall H

i think Hamzah slowly going insane 😊

lissur

you’re so real

andrea

Speaking of brands using demure tell me whyyy I got an email from the app my job uses for my schedule using “very demure very mindful” I was so taken aback LOL

Kaylin Davis

hawk tuah should sue u

j

the part about the guy with his dior dior was so cute

andrea

Hamzahs patreon eps be like 👍🎆👍🎆👍🎆👍🎆👍🎆👍

ravi

the camping vlog was crazyyyyy

kt rose

Aww, he’s manic❤️

alexa

Canes already used demure in one of their TikTok’s I was so confused

ravi

stop 😭😭

lily

have a safe flight back to toronto hamzah!!

kes

Is that not a chair on the left

shebami

don’t worry i appreciate you and i am no one to you hope that helps!!

bayli

Okayy demure king

molly

the wheelchair is taking me out u just do whatever u please don’t u 😭😭😭

kelz

I know someone is scared and looking for their wheelchair

Slader

What the fuck is up with passport control in turkey lolllllll

Marly

the random fireworks at 4:40 IM CRYING.

sophia

Somalia mentioned 🤞🏾🤞🏾🙏🏾

Lina

are you gonna jump into martins arms like those long distance reunion videos 🥰

ash 🪼

hamzah i was your pilot for your flight haha! (no i wasnt)

paige

just in time for my birthday thank you king🩷

riley abigail

You need to submit the camping vlog to the Venice film festival ASAP 🙏🏽

Slader

I don't know if you should camp alone... not doubting your abilities but isn't that like a big rule with camping?

Bwee

I like the fireworks

kt rose

😦

Slader

boy u got TWO servings of that forehead humiliation ritual????

bayli

my inner demons are in intermission thanks hamzah

kt rose

Yes hamzah… the denmarks, the finnish

Marly

It’s so scary and embarrassing

Slader

lately Hamzah has been reminding me of this guy i had a talking phase with, and we’d always facetime on snapchat as he would talk just like this… same stare, & monotone type cadence

ro

Im not even surprised by the things being said in this podcast I know what I got myself into 🤗

Bwee

Hamzah have you not learned your lesson on accents?!

Vibin’ •

trying not to get a boner? 😭😭

Ashlie Mason

hi princess

cande

i hope the fbi doesn’t see this

bayli

The animatronics tend to get a little bit quirky...

Bwee

thank god now i have something to watch while i dissect this human body 😍🙌🏼🙌🏼

bayli

omg just subbed and immediately got this notif GOD IS GOOD

zia 🩷

ill be waiting at toronto pearson with one of those airport signs. JKJK

emily

hamzah you are so unique…..

bayli

you seem nervous as hell boy. hope u have a safe trip back

emily

the fireworks 😭😭

toby

bro describe your friend group

tanvi

desperately needed this during my 8 hour road trip

Ryan

hello hamzah you gave me my 15 minutes of fame on twt today !

andrea

The way ur so still just using your eyes to move, paranoid era

jos

THE WHEELCHAIR

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

The thumbs up and fireworks 😭

Bwee

Not the greatest experience i must say

jos

Ableist arc 🙌🏽

Slader

hamzah taking on the airport in wheelchair and neck pillow is very inspiring

ellaerin

thank you mister for this.

greta

Great job, youre doing amazing sweetie! 😇

jos

hiii gurl

citlaly

been there 2 mamy times

jude

checkin emails is crazy

jude

Have a safe trip back <3

Laila

i was watching last weeks podcast and this popped up so im chillin now. about 9 beers down so tonight's gna be a good night x

jude

So quite 🤫🤫🤫🤫

Sara Perez

delightful.

jade

I found out this was uploaded not from notifications but from checking my email for the first time today right at 6:29

Liv

Alone at airports has to be one of the most humbling experiences

jos

he don’t gaf😭😭

Milly

oh thank god you posted…I needed a distraction after seeing how much I have to pay for this semesters textbooks😀🥲

leslie

omg i needed this

china

YIPPEE!!!

rita

Amazing

diana

the wheelchair.

Ava Arnett

Hey brudda

rachana

boy get on ur flight

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻

Im from Copenhagen 🫶🌚

Sarah Chambers

First ever podcast at an airport?

Lina

My guy doesn't lie 😤

Vibin’ •

hi papa

isabelle

darting eyes…this ep about to be 🔥

michaela

aint no way

Ellie Beckett

i was watching t

jude

😁

esme

not the wheelchair 😭

manda

Needed this

Slader

ayyyyyyy

jude

were so back

mari

Updated my card information to feed the hamzah machine

Bwee

you’re so crazy! you’re so fkn crazy!

khalia

blessed

Adri

yayayaya

Lucy

omg u are actually doing a podcast in the middle of an airport

j

You should’ve called me and I would’ve kept you company (I don’t live there)

paige

I completely forgot there was going to be an ep today and now I am very happy

Malak

Thank you hamzah

Karly m

yippieeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rayne

period

katie paul

Thanks now I have something to watch while I wash the dishes

Abril 🎱

i hope you’re enjoying the wheelchair old man

amanda

Ohhh yeaa now we’re cooking bro

GracieSigmaNutz

thisss is gonna be huge for us

holly

yessirr!!

yussra ibrahim

AYYEEEE

Bwee

omg he actually filmed it at the airport 😭😭

yas

YESSSS

Elana

God bless

Phoenix

Hooray!

molly


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