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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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101 - Aaahhhhhhhhhh

I got a new new apartment! The hell leading up to me getting the keys, my 2 day saga to the capital, and other complaints. A whiny episode from a whiny man.

Comments

its raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring.... so beautiful hamzah

Nahal🇮🇷

the day I decide to catch up on Patreon eps and of course Biden drops out right after listening to your debates segment…

chelsie

WAIT ME TOO anytime i’m on a bus i think abt the case where that happened and then i just can’t close my eyes and get paranoid

tashita

i wish so much self respect for you 🤍😘

miel

look amazing king

Emily Escalon-Brizuela

ikea fit goes hard

DC Grainger

nah i’m js impatient 😖

Drea

thought i was tripping was anything said about a delayed ep?😭

nell

Hamzah GET UPPPPPPP

Drea

after 3 months ive grown tired and decided to finally buy the patreon again

kianna

oh my goodness gracious curls so bodacious

steph

the landlord you were trying to get your freak on with being the one to rat you out 😭 what a full circle moment

alyssa 𐙚

Hellll no I hate it here 🥲 I could barely sit through a small clip of it. It took me 3 days to watch the entire thing. I couldn’t even do it live

Dominique

Hi Hamzah i just subscribed to the patreon again after being gone for like 5 months. Just letting you know that i will consume every single episode I’ve missed during any free time i have even if it means im loosing sleep!!

Lilly

your boba eyes were mesmerizing in this fr, didn’t listen to a damn thing you said

lyn

hamzahhhh i’m also going to istanbul turkey in a few days what part are you going to?

farrah

Bro we miss the crooked paintings, get them hung up ASAP boi

Daniel McAbee

Holy sh I didn’t know FaceTime had an aura animation🔥

genesis yarely

for live event ideas y'all should do our tarot readings or paint with us or have an adoption event idk just spitballin here....xDd

kt rose

Put a picture of Tara yummy in the new corner for the podcast ‼️

Magnum Opus

omg YES please get a cat

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

I just joined the Patreon YIPPPPEEEEEE

Karly m

congrats on the new apartment!!! may more blessings and positive vibes come your way! (:

crmn

absolutely HATE moving... i didn't end up submitting my 60 day notice just so i wouldn't have to go through that agony again

soleen

Hamzah casually mentioning that he shit himself the first time he smoked weed killed me

Morgan D.

when i moved to a new city alone i started adult ice skating classes so i get it lmao

katie paul

i love hamzah in blue

Jaz

no

gabriella piscani

Thanks for the positive affirmations even while going thru the most annoying shit ever, I've been fighting mental demons at work for 3 hours, pop in an earbud and listen to you yammer and my mood physically goes up 40% 💗💗

lily

THUMBS UP IS BACK!! 👍 💭

lily

inside out 2 is amazing actually very emotional to me also😬

khlowart

scarborough mention omgggggg

jan

looking so good Hamzah

ally june

I think a bonsai plant would be very cute for your apartment.

Madi

Open up po box for house warming giftss ?!

Jennifer !!

Okay soccer star Hamzah 🤩

H

loving the fit today hamzah keep it up

Simrit

bridgehead mentioned 😩ottawa moment

molly cameron

the curls 😍

steph

felicidades hamzah🌷

Ana Karen Treviño González

I love soccer so much but every time I remember my mother and father lied to me about signing me up for a competitive soccer team in exchange for not going to the 8th grade DC trip my blood becomes warmer and I turn into sous vide steak! Glamorous episode, maybe your old landlord wants you back so she sabotaged your new apartment, old fashioned lady! #milfmethod

Peanus butter

searched up the bus beheading after you mentioned it and i am now horrified jesus christ

Maya

The landlord betrayal was so shocking😦 but congrats on getting the place in the end 🎉

serena

hamzah! for the podcast set you should get one of those black cat clocks. i think it would fit in the background very nice. https://kit-cat.com/product/classic-black-kit-cat-15-5-high/

hannah

I am sure you learned this from your recent situation but make sure to remember that if the process of moving in is discriminatory, living there will involve way more heartless, rich people taking control and putting you in life threatening positions.. NEVER let them or you put yourself in that situation. You're a good person, Hamzah. Just because you react on emotion does not make you immature or evil, it makes you human! These people you interact with do not have a heart like you do and it will take their whole life to realize this. So many people love you, but some are going to hate you. I am sure you have had to deal with this since birth and it hurts to know that your knowledge/maturity came from such darker places... :/ These rich people with higher positions always win in this world sadly, though I am not sure how it is in Canada. So do not use my advice with gusto, if that makes sense. I plan on moving out of my family's house. rough experience, ups, downs, and I am just now getting on vulnerable/honest terms with my parents and have never been happier! I wish you luck Hamzah ! we are here for you!!!! <3 :D

kt rose

congrats on the new apartment!!! ty for the episode :3

awecksis

you’re so right about the NLE choppa reference to asking girl friends out 😭 in HS my best friend was a guy who was a year older than me and when he finally admitted he liked me I said exactly that 😭 like yeah I get it 😍 but no sorry papa

isa

The nic shits ✊🏼

Madeline Dodge

i also had fungal acne but i am cured now

da minion

anti dandruff shampoo is good for fungal acne and the cerave SA cleanser has anti fungal agents to help prevent it in future pookie

da minion

my accounting degree has made me depressed 😔

sub00ty

i’d block them after sending a 30 minute vm what?

dellptvhead

hamzah we are so proud of you keep it up

Sabika

extremely glad

Daniel Thomas

kamsahamnida hamzah… I guess 🙁

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

LMAOODJ crying

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Hamzah you just moved why are you trying to dox urself not even 5 minutes in 😭

dzenana

also for fungal acne especially on the forehead i’ve heard dandruff shampoo works well !

chloe’

my mom always does the yeah no thing 😭like let me contribute to the conversation pleaseee there’s almost no point anymore like atp it’s a one sided convo i just stay silent and nod

nell

watching this at 5am baking cupcakes 🔥 congrats on the apartment <3

chloe’

got a kitten today hope you get one too

safiya

i’m actually so happy that you got the apartment you deserve it sm you deserve everything good in life ok bye

boe

literallt the first thing i thought when he did that

al

hamzah playing volleyball seems so funny

al

Hamzah do you have a court day coming up?? (Pov he changed his pfp to him as a little kid lol) iykyk

aa

Just decided to sub to the Patreon and there’s something posted today?? Big win 😻

maya

Love when hamzah sings song lyrics incorrectly, Gotta be one of my favorite genders

Drea

Happy birthday!!! 🥳

sam🌟

i gave 5 months for mine like a bitch 😭 truly felt like an infringement to my human rights fr

jules

loving this marge simpson color palette

trapnevt

while i was at toronto pride today i kept thinking about what the residents in the area did, thank you for this input

mary

Glad everything with the apartment worked out, I also must say you look absolutely bewitching this episode…

el snoopy

Hi

rachana

why is the caption always in korean

Min Nguyen

the flix bus stop in my city is the parking lot of a chinese restaurant. It also almost ran me over while i was on the sidewalk.

mary

thank u !!

kelz

4 months of rent upfront is NOT normal.

mary

Congrats on the apartment & wishing u exceptional removalists 👏👏

Ms.tootie3

what position did you play in your soccer days

skylar

bro the debate was HORRIBLE they did nothing but yap

Veronica

Wow… watching this whole podcast made me feel grateful that Hamzah is still alive after having the roughest week ever

vvan

happy birthday!

KC

The edits are gonna go so crazy with the heart clip 😚🫶

vvan

this is killing me

Veronica

getting my apt in toronto was STRESSFUL!!!!! esp in the summer bc so many students are moving out/in at the same time

sara

omg hamzah if you have fungal acne try sulfur!! ur face will stink like eggs but it works overnight

madles

Why is it Korean

Nadah

new apt for u is clearly the bigger deal tho

kelz

Had no idea you have closed captioning thank u!

Nadah

Congrats on the new apartment!!! ☺️🌟 I suggest sonny angels 👼🏼

sam🌟

pre bday patreon ep for me! new apt for u! WOOOO congrats, adore u hamzah

kelz

listening while cleaning room on this fine saturday night

kalli

what a fuck ass week you just had hamzah glad u had a joint to finish it off

lake

such a chaotic chain of events omg im so sorry glad it all worked out tho😭

gabriela

Hamzah, I must say you look very well in this episode. Skin clear, curls looking healthy, teeth straight, brows on fleek. What a handsome man. anyway havent watched the whole vid so cant comment on anything you said just yet sry i like u for ur brains too dont worry

Ursula Ahmar

Hamzah gets finer every podcast i swearrr😭😭

Analia Mendoza

I read this like you were a fan of the US and I was confused for a sec not gonna lie

Liv

yay soccer lore

elijah

the pod set changing with each and every new episode i feel like i'm watching the stages of a caterpillar metamorphosing into a butterfly or something

kandi

👍🏼

Kayla

I’m in NY so I can’t be so shocked 😭

Dominique

hamzah is the freddie of the icarly world 💀

dellptvhead

horrific. do not come to toronto

alexa

skin so clear hmzah

sofia

saying cerave like this is crazy

Mia Kay

Watching this off da 🍄

Sylvia

Hamzah you get sexier every episode. Also 8/10 eye contact this episode good job Hamzah!

Grace

YESS CONGRATS ON THE APARTMENT BADDIE🙏

Ava Arnett

My cat just fell asleep to this

Alice Schacher

ayyyy hamzah read my dm!!! (the one asking for soccer stories) he’s fr my twin bc i also fractured my foot playing 😭

ro

pleaseee add the mannequin to your corner!!

liz ׂׂૢ

Omg speaking of Minecraft. You should check out @snifferish I follow them on TikTok and her builds are INSANE. She uses the chisels and bits mod so her builds are so intricate.

Lili

what a dick move, reneging on a signed lease and then charging you more

Sam

hamzah please save us from donald trump and joe biden please

joan of arc

i fear that the sports convo was too real esp as someone who was also the only junior on my jv team but … i loved it and miss it even though it was slightly humiliating im glad i didn’t give it up😭

carly chase

Let’s all welcome hamzah to niccotine

samm dunitz

you’re so yummy

Mia Kay

after watching the debate i’m scared.. more than I was before

manda

just finished the ep. lovely beautiful awesome spectacular let me get 14 of this rn

hana

OMG congrats on the new apartment!! So happy for you ❤️

Izabelle Tewolde

Humbug!!

Galeah

Yes u should watch Inside Out 2, it was so wholesome and even made me tear up a little at the end

Jana Gamaleldin

For your new apartment podcast corner you definitely should include some sort of taxidermy ❤️

Slader

i would send be sending those landlords death threats

aneya

Put a regardless sign up on the pod corner

Jennifer !!

love u

sarah reeves

“somebody u know very well” LOL traumatizing 😭😭😭

nhi

That’s insane omg what

Simore

the screen when he’s talking about a serious topic “🫧👍🏼”

riley abigail

Lithuania mentioned 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🦅🦅🦅

greta

im not joking my last uber driver's phone died so i had to tell him all the directions and then he tried to convince me to go home with him 😭 meanwhile i was late to my exam

aneya

enough room for a cat!!

emily

I’m working rn bro

Lucy

buy smiskis for your new apartment they’re cool

alina

does he have a P.O box?? it would be fun to send new home decor for his new apartment

maram

hamzah omg ur getting finer by the day

riley abigail

That damn thumbs up every 10 seconds😭

iguessitsleanne

u can put candles in ur corner!

im only here for hamzah like

each episode a new backdrop is unlocked

aneya

Aaaa omg patreon look changedddd

Melanie

playing stardew rn

fiona

president chompppp

fiona

hamzah send me my calendar

bia

u might have to handcuff ur hands to the chair so the haunted thumbs ups go away

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US fan here I am in complete shambles for the election 🫠 how’s the rent in Toronto? I don’t wanna be here anymore

Dominique

his thumb is long, wth

Nicole ☆

congrats on the move!!

Shi

looking like a markiplier set up

emily

LETS GOOOOOOOOO NEW APARTMENT i’m gonna miss the beanie and the makeshift canopy tho

hana

yayyyy no more dishwasher issues

monica

i hope a new cat will be unlocked soon

julia

haha i will

nhi

chomp has crazy aura #auragoals

kenna

Purge yourself of hats and beanies please 🙏🏽

Slader

Ty for the episode 🙏🏼 need it after playing in the sun

paige

WOOOOOO!!

gabriela

i just got my first apartment 🎉its raggedy but home i lovw it

Briana A

Thank u! 🙏🏽

Slader

YAYYYY

angie

WOOHOOOO

Alice Schacher

i can’t compete w this many comments this ep just dropped 17 mins ago PLEASE😖😖

nell

also blue is your color hamzah glad we learned this today

goby !!

Whats cookin good lookin

skyler 🍎

You look gorjus

skyler 🍎

Congratulations on the new apartment papa 😛

Slader

can you do an update on the editor applications tomorrow? 🙏

Sam

spellbinding even

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

just in time for my dishwashing shift

Alex

Nah the whole apartment scandal is actually insane

Andy C.

the curls looking mesmerizing ..

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

it’s like he’s talking to himself locked up in a solitary confinement cell

ro

the background is giving 2017 let’s play youtuber very hard😭😭😭👍

carly chase

babe you are a apart of that gen z 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hana

good mythical evening hamzah 😊

Mykenzie

LITERALLYY

emily

Hope u feel better!!

Abigail Moon

Notice how no one ever thinks about ze European Slushies. What a sick and cruel world …. 🌎

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

vanilla

Abigail Moon

u need to see that one episode in the car from a few weeks back😭😭😭😭

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Omggg

Ethan

HHS! 🎉🎉

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

lookin extra scrumptious

greta

the random thumb ups 😭😭😭

nhi

👍👍

Jennifer !!

Congrats beautiful

skyler 🍎

I like it it reminds me of a padded cell 🤤

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Happy hamzah saturday to all those who celebrate

skyler 🍎

last weekend to be gay hamzah are u celebrating or nah

hana

new pfp so cute 🥲❤️

mari

bring back the mannequin

maisie

tuning in while cutting up 2 cantaloupes mhm mhm

giselle

just woke up and heard i’m at the verge of killing myself that sounds about right

hana

thank you lord

greta

You look beautiful

mari

Can’t wait for the ddlc episode 😈

Abby

HELLO HAMZAH!

diana

I haven’t watched yet I’m so excited

Sara Perez

are you in the back rooms

winny777

love the complete shift in vibe between this ep and the last one

jas 🩷

yesss congrats :)

cande

blue is so pretty on hamzah🌈

Briana A

thank you for posting queen, congrats on big life changes!

goby !!

HAMZAH!

Bree👩🏻‍🦰

this background has absolutely 0 stimulation please fix this asap hamzah

replayesa

Thank God I felt like I was waiting for a call the entire day

Zafiro

I’m literally the same if i hit a vape the poop gates open

Abigail Moon

I fear sleep cannot in fact wait tho…Gute nacht…I will see you in the morgen. 3 AM rn 🤕

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

“outgrown that part..” man thats an original experience i fear

Ava

a wonderful floral musk… maybe a little patchouli vanilla action. it’s amazing….

Gabrielle

wait ur giving minion

holly

Don’t vape !!!

ravi

Congratulations!! the blue watermark is so nice I love it

vic

OOC merch restock when?

Heather

girl what is with ur bowels 😭😭

julie

Would love for you to check messages (dm on here) if you ever see this :)

Meg Gough

can never go wrong with citrus imo…

j

what is this background

j

Omg🤤 im early im here for u papa

Lulu Wilfe

who else happy kicking their feet rn :3333

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

HIIIIIIIIII

kenna

a sweet and fresh summer vibe scent

jaedynsou

Thank you lord!! New episode HOORAY

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Don’t shoot yourself you too sexy to die 😫😫

Slader

Thank u gorgeous ❤️

jaky

omg rip studio apartment u brought us so much joy ❤️

holly

myrrh & tonka

jaky

hell yeah brother!!! new post!! i can’t watch till later tho 😢 looking forward to it 😋

jay cee houke

who put bro in the corner

kaden

yay hamzah!! congrats on the new apartment! :)

carrington

congrats on the new apartment 🙏🏽

emily

Hi Hamzah

Philip Dietrich

Food just got delivered, I’m SAT AND READY

Lili

hamzah’s homeless era has finally come to a close yayayayyy

alina

yayyy congrats hamzah :)

sonya

hi hamzah

Madi White

let’s freaking go bro!

kaden

it’s ok. we all love whiny hamzah

khalia

sorry can’t watch rn i’m at work

moleypie

New Apartment this is big!!

Pumakitty5678

Congrats Hamzah!!

H

Aaahhhhhh!

da minion

So happy for u well done👊👊

Lola

heyy hamzahh read any good books lately? 🙂‍↕️

j

SLAY

kota

proud of you!

sub00ty

strawberry

Maya

Caca and wee wizz

Kasia

omg king of having an apartment (i also just got an apartment twin)

katie paul

WE’RE HEREEEEEE

teresa

FINALLY

emily

spectacular episode give me 14 of em right now

yas

best birthday gift

colette

Congrats hamzah !!

leah

vanilla

debora deb

good shiz hamzah 😇😇😇

parker

I’m sick and I needed this

Slader

CONGRATS

khalia

hi

Ava Winter

HUZZAAAHHH

Bibi

something autumnal

eloise heeks

love to see it

Ava

Vanilla or coconut fr fr

nat

AHHHHHHHHH

Emily Sophia

Finally

Than os

Omg congratulations hamzah!!!

Ashanti

Yayyyy 🎂

Mal

yooooo

julie

im at work

eloise heeks

my day just became 1000000x better

jaedynsou

YES

Yojana

im shopping quick what flavor candle should I get

im only here for hamzah like


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