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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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98 - Moving Out

Your uber driver pulls over and starts raving about his skims underwear. You're late to your dentist appointment and it smells like shawarma. Not good shawarma, the stuff they scoop from the salad bar, sour tahini, I'm talking to Lazeez on Church st.

PS. the idea of the 30 day was people was from parodying the 75 hards on tiktok

Comments

Camping vlog foreshadowing in the beginning 🙈

Alissa Otero

i completely relate to the person surrounded by potheads 😭😭 literally everyone im close to in my life is heavily dependent on weed and when i try to mention the fact that it is possible to become addicted to it they shut me down by saying things like "it's just a plant, it helps my anxiety" blah blah blah... all of them smoke while driving/being in the car and it's frustrating because i absolutely HATE the smell of it and i cannot stand being around people who are high out of their minds.. im really excited to move out and get my own place so that i won't have to worry about the smell of weed traveling through the air vent right into my room Every single day 😭

clementine

the watcher is crazy i was friends with the girl who lived there when they got the letters

elise

Is the cure to male loneliness skims?

Mrbeast9000

we like the position of the camera...

Zoe Harumi

Please wear the skims body suit for the 100 ep

Slader

i’m not unemployed but sometimes working in hospitality makes me wish i was

maisie

wait the book sounds interesting the way i was waiting for u to talk about what humans do that is against our nature like patreon video essay😛

nell

the thumb popping up is so 😭😭😭like atp im waiting for it to appear

nell

wait ur challenge things are so good tysm im copying u and tysm for being open abt what ur struggling to make habits of it rlly helps to hear !!!

alexa

this is now the most liked OOC patreon vid 👍🏼

Sam

Happy priDEMONth!

Tasha V

sorry I’m late but happy pride month everyone ☝🏻☺️💖🌈

Kim Sanchez

the fireworks hahaha

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

👍🏽👍🏽

Gizelle M

Hamzah for Skimberly

Gizelle M

Take the nimble gimgle and swindle

Gizelle M

💭👍

june

the rain is perfect ambiance

Alice Schacher

dont change the camera angle NO 😭

alexa

hamzah i wantzah 🤯☝🏼

jess

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

kailyn b

indeed the heat is hot babe

Skylar

the watcher was so underrated, my friends and I watched the entire season in one day

DeTonyeá

my notes app going crazy after this im gonna be on a rock hard 30 day challenge hamzah thanks !!!

angel

nuh uh my friend once pranked me by pretending to have morning sickness at work and fully convinced me she got pregnant and the baby daddy was a man in Arizona she found at a thrift store on her trip. She literally had a full fake meltdown, and was chugging water in the back acting like she was to take a pregnancy test. Not to mention i knew her for only a month at that time. Best prank ever, i dropped her ahh 2 years later because unfortunately the line between pathological lying and good old fashioned fun became indiscernible. My homeroom teacher (60F) also made me walk da prank by convincing me i got expelled my senior year during covid. Anyways, happy mammoth hunting, thumbs up pod!

Peanus butter

i definitely didnt forget to like

Emily Williams

hamzah have you ever read slaughterhouse five? the theme you talk about at the 20 minute mark is heavily talked about throughout the book, i definitely recommend it

jen

i actually need a car i’ll take it ava

amannynadya

good luck king, i just moved into my first big girl apartment alone and i’d rather chew on and ingest a piece of concrete than go through it again

katie paul

Aren't they scary 😰😰

lily

once u are showing up to work high u 100% have a problem

Abby

am I the only one who constantly gets the anime ads on every slushy noobz or ooc yt video

alina

they smelled your pseudo-flamboyance

alina

I’m late but I am here

alina

Thx hamzah learned a new word! Coagulate: cause (a fluid) to change to a solid or semisolid state.

Annelie Kamperin

the way hamzah completely forgot that homophobia might prevent him from getting an apt or room

Cass M.

your cadence reminds me of jeff goldblum

Ket

the rental market in every major city is actually atrocious so u still did that girl. happy for u!!!!

jules

just take a right here i’ll walk the rest of the way

lucy vaughn

how about trying the facebook route for a new place? all the places I used to live in were through facebook.

Sam

I cant stop thinking about that comment that said i wanna be on love on the spectrum with him.. it makes sm sense

Nes

Young nudy mentioned 😼

Dia

I forgot to update my card and missed this episode.... lets see whats in store

Bwee

you’re a genius i never would’ve put two and two together

jay cee houke

I just realized the way he was holding his mic triggered the thumbs up animation

vvan

IM TAKING THIS ONE WHEN U GET MY LICENSES 😋🫶

vvan

ur so real, hamzito

Lo

Literally the background is scratching my brain so goodddd

vvan

Love the car podcast. Keep it up and use it as a tax write off.

vvan

👍🏽…👍🏽…👍🏽

jen

Yess maybe a babbling brook

lily

only acceptable response

lily

I feel so special I graduated highschool Thursday and you read my advice about my crazy brother I'm soaring like a bird 🗣🗣🐦

lily

faking being gay to get an apartment is so crazy 😂😂😂

lana

looking yourself up on pinterest is INSANE

emily

whatever you say handsome

colette

My dumbass tried to press on it

Analia Mendoza

frutiger aero episode

Jenna

that’s how much i’m enjoying u ramble, GOOD EPISODE 👍

kelz

if only i could like this video as many times as the thumbs up icon popped up on the screen

kelz

interesting use of digress

sierra

Hamzah is a thought son

Ayev

Same weed straight up gave me psychosis😭

Shelia

DAMMIT this was a really good episode 👍

Shelia

i was going to disagree with the girls are bad at pranking but my april fools joke was pretending to get in a car crash half a month after getting my license

mary

I didn’t pay attention to single thing you said, I was just beefing with that ominous ass thumbs app icon

Nashita

when he was talking about moths a moth flew right in front of me and landed on my window sill 😭😭😛

Mykenzie

I think he just thinks it’s a fancy word for marriage

Farah Sharaiha

Me watching this 👍

thog

when you said doin donuts in the crib that made me giggle

jay cee houke

elope means to run away and get married so i’m confused what you think it meant lmaoo

jay cee houke

ive never been pranked so idk BUTT ur grindset is insane i gotta lock in fr. very inspiring episode. also if u have a ds u should mod it

sky

LIBERAL AHH OVERWATCH

liv

hamzah i’m a 4 minute drive from the turkish embassy in ottawa if u don’t come visit me im going to be upset

liv

But Houston prices have sky rocketed so it’s a rly good price tbh

Lili

Oh no not Toronto. I unfortunately live in Texas HAHA

Lili

I'll sell it to you amannynadya

Ayev

“Alright that’s enough” (with the thumbs up) when he finally noticed but it’s been going on the whole time 🤣🤣 (I thought it meant that ppl were liking the pod as I watched)

Krysten

gonna need proof next pod episode if this happens LMAO

amannynadya

If their new sponsor is zocdoc I'll sell my car

Ayev

this is such a great episode i loved this sm making dua ur house application gets accepted hamzah 🎉🎉🎉

amannynadya

thumbs up!!

amanda

playing my singing monsters while listening to this

maddie

when he said do your healthy shake in the morning i thought he was talking about like some sort of funky stretch like maybe turbulance or something but i was mistaken.

Vivian

we’re all in our cars right now! where are you guys going we might see eachother on the road 😄

amannynadya

Eating chicken tenders and mashed potatoes while watching 🙏🙏🙏

Walter

Thumbs the fuck up or whattt

Ayev

i dont understand functional smokers the first and last time i went into an establishment high it was a chic fila and i got a cookie and i felt more insecure than ive ever felt in my whole life i thought everyone in there thought i was stupid and weird

sara

in toronto???!!!! girl u won the housing lottery omg

jules

nah toronto landlords be asking the most fr. if i gotta give you a handwritten wax sealed letter with personal pics signed with a kiss, and a chance to meet my whole ancestral lineage?? yup idc we fighting now 😹😹

jules

is he rlly cosplaying

im only here for hamzah like

dropping out of college at 19 is the best age to do it fr

Ashlie Mason

do a fishing podcast like from ur twitch days

elijah

all pride 24 we doing jenkum

im only here for hamzah like

I didn’t order a Uber

Sara Perez

😭

Sara Perez

👍

maren young

new pod episode and a cayman jack it doesn’t get better than this

esme

u should do another moving/packing vlog like your last one !!

olivia

loveeee this guy!! great stuff guy!

Ava

hi hamzah can u pls post the photos u used so we can visualize your conscious attempt at queerbaiting thank u hope u get the apartment the housing search scaries r real affffff

paula

No bc I’m drunk and it was freaking me out every time

Dominique

Hey Hamzah, two things. One, pls pls give us a photo dump of those app photos. Two, you should look into some of the scholarly critiques of Harari's Sapiens. One great one was written by Gesa Mackenthun called "Planters of Doom and Playful Gardner's." Worth a look!

Daniel McAbee

you have the queerbait license so its ok

lnburn

the fireworks going off mid talking about the ed prank please

june

👍

Maya 🤓

Mrs Puff! 💨

Paris Hardy

I think it’s skype or whatever platform he’s using to record.

Paris Hardy

Next episode take it to the dining room of a Church’s chicken

Dominique

wtf is this bubble w the like emoji

im only here for hamzah like

the bubble that popped up w the like emoji in it was so scary.

im only here for hamzah like

THE FIREWORKS GOING OFF HELP ME IM IN TEARS

paige

Praying your queerbaiting wins them over tn 🙏

Ms.tootie3

hamzah a lil slvtty talkin bout his panties like i wear skims too let me rant about it so u can imagine it too

aubrey

i rmr seeing that video before i was a fan and i couldn’t stop laughing

aubrey

shout out to frank’s friends mom

aubrey

I’m not liking the video leave me alone

brylie

thank u hamzah <3 i love hearing ur wisdom

Malorie Keylon

It’s raining water okay now do the tyla dance

Jennifer !!

thanks to you hamzah i will be dropping out, thanks!!

casey

Baby you’re a 👍👍 come on let your colours burst 🎆🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐾

Ms.tootie3

am having a horrible day thank you for this

alyssa

Wait are you saying this as bad or good? I can’t tell HAHAHA

Lili

cosplaying as a gay man during pride month for an apartment is crazyyy but I need to know if you committed to the bit and tried to keep up the charade when you met him in person 😭

eeveentually

nice stuff hamzah! dont worry- i was actually a fan of the accidental thumbs up and the pitter patter of the rain was quite nice :)

des tiny

Ending the pod with a very brief Matt Maltese solo was a very nice touch and really pulled the episode together. Thank u

aa

yay.

yadira

YEAH

Lili

Smoked weed everyday for like 4 years. I was stupid, lazy, and unconcerned 😔. Absolutely changed my life when I quit almost 2 years ago!!!

Ashley Endean

hamzah i actually need you to get shorter shorts. please . thank you

Lucia

do you plan to ever move out of Canada?

Andi

PANTZ: IN CROTCHES: OUT 😧

Peanus butter

queerbaiting on pride month 😕

mxsfit!

bye now 👋🏾

zahra

does hamzah reply?

hia

happy pride month ❤️

hia

released 48 mins ago and its 48 mins long 🫨🫨

mxsfit!

blud knew we needed a break from the sterile white walls of the studio time out corner

aria

curls look so good YASSZZZ

mari

I’m disappointed too 😔

Grace

Perfect for my walk time 😌😍

mari

Podcast at some river would be great

buzitz

another summer spent in a moving truck 🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥

alyssa 𐙚

nimble on the gimble

qweencalliope

the constant thumbs up…. how it took him almost 15 mins to finally notice… the fireworks. im crying

Ursula Ahmar

Love the scenery

buzitz

ok i am unemployed and im gonna lock in swear also I know exactly what dragon growing inside the house he is talking about i remember that book it kind of freaked me out

katrina

Hi Hamzah pls move to Oregon <3 love you king

Grace

what isn’t measured isn’t managed is a bar and low-key is deep therapy lore …

zahra

wait $1600 a month?

mima

i was so confused by the thumbs up thing at the beginning

Nia

can’t watch this rn bc i’m abt to go to work but slay miss that shirt badddddd

hana

if you’re moving out wouldn’t it be the 5th place you’ve lived in since you started the podcast?

vic

IM AT DISNEYLAND RN I WISH I CAN WATCH THIS

Analia Mendoza

The apartment thing is so real though because I found the most perfect, gorgeous apartment. 2 bed with study for less than $1600 and I just can’t do it right now because I don’t have the money :( it’s in such a good area too

Lili

😔 less croch

Ursula Ahmar

you should do the podcast in a park or outside sometime maybe next to a river idk

Melanie

I hope you get that place though! Very exciting 🤞

serena

HAHAHAHA

Lili

first (ik im not first)

Melanie

Patreon said my boi needs to get his likes up. Solution? Boof ass bubble

Ashley Endean

Happy Hamzah Friday 😃🤞

H

The background reminds me of Frutiger Aero

Lucy

good mythical afternoon hamzah

Mykenzie

wow the thumbs up bubble really adds to the scenery in the background 🌅

clown

i remember my friends ganged up on me and pranked me by saying they killed their neighbour by accidently pushing him off a cliff and killing him idk why i believed them but i did and when they told me it wasnt real i got super mad and reported all their instagram accounts for bullying

Hattie

👍

jo t

Oh sorry ***big boy****

Ashley Endean

this haircut and short combo is reminding me of past hamzah idk

khalia

Baby boy is SKIM sponsored

Ashley Endean

ella don’t crash please ELLAAAA

khalia

One time this dude pranked me by telling me my friend died in a car accident. I was like " wow guys great prank😐"

iguessitsleanne

I love the setting

Olivia Spornitz

Thank you king for freeing me from a dance recital

brylie

Madeline argy ahhh set up 😂😂😂😂😂

JohnDoe

Why do you keep Derping

skyler 🍎

Hamzah the poet

serena

home as i just got out of work

kai peraza

park 😁

jaky

thumbs up

katrina

just got on my lunch at work perfect timing:)

manda

7 minutes in and 13 thumbs up bubbles… boy-😭

aa

Boy what are these bubbles appearing on my screen

serena

WE ARE ALL IN OUR CARS RIGHT NOW! where are you guys going we might see each other on the road 😄

ella 🧃

loving the view!

Rana

you must have known my bday is on monday😍😋

ana🎆

enlope

mortalsugimoto

What are those thumbs up bubbles 😂😂😂

laura

Haiii Hamzah

Jennifer !!

Why did you make me press play 😾

jaky

bachelor means a man who has not married! so yes, you are a bachelor

haley

suns out, thumbs out! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

lyn

This is kinda crazy because I’m also in my car right now

Lili

freshzah

darla

the thumbs up bubble LOLLL

sofia

Why thumb up

santos14

WOOOOOOOOOO 🤘 living and loving for this so much

Lili

will something special happen on episode 100 will martin do the solo pod

aneya

what is that like bubble doing there

roro

studying for my finals, your voice is like lofi study sounds. you look great hamzah!

Estrella 🍇

👍‼️👍‼️👍‼️👍‼️👍‼️

michelle buss

do a giveaway for the skims one piece for us, i need a reason to stay hamzah

lyn

ghosted my bf to watch this ❤️

lane

the thumbs up that kept popping up sent me LMFAOO

Julie !

what the hell is that bubble

Adam

send skims pics

Ashlie Mason

my lullaby before slumber 🫶

aneya

Wtf is up with the bubbles 😭

Elin

your hair looks so pwetty

Ashlie Mason

skims underwear go crazy… i can’t lie….

Gabrielle

ur hair looks really good

cande

19 comments alr dang are y’all on standby

zahra

let’s gooooooo

mariajose

your shirt is very wrinkled

monica

Why does it look like a green screen background 😭 did you get your car inside the studio somehow

Ursula Ahmar

I love lazeez shawarma

Soma

watch this australian rap battle it reminds me of you and Martin 02:00-04:00 https://youtu.be/3FWoC9JXJgs?si=7x7lFxSy7ognOFGP

char

hamzah inna car 🫨

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

just got outta the movies and got this special notification, also you stole my last 5$ so i had no choice 😪

Nicole ☆

I work at Lazeez on Church St…

Sophia E.

ay guey

shae

Oooh new location unlocked

Ursula Ahmar

no podcast and driving boy

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻

felt the aura of this video right when i opened my phone

ella 🧃

bruh y r the doors locked let me out

brooke brown

I mean this sounds like the exact Uber experience I want

mortalsugimoto

ah yes just in time for my girl dinner

carrington

i love you

Isha Saravanan

hiding in the bathroom at work to watch this 🙂‍↕️

sarah

Yayy change of scenery

monica

hello

zoey

happy Hamzah day

Jenna

i’m your uber driver get in

Adam

Wowzzzz

Lucy

👍

Andrea

Yayyy happy hamzah friday!!!!

skyler 🍎


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