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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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96 - Podcaster For a Day

Incoherent ramblings from a sweaty man who hasn't slept in his bed for 4 days. I'm hiding a low taper fade under this hat thats what all the hype is about.

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the vape and coffee okay europeannnnn

Nahal🇮🇷

syphilis instead of sisyphus

mari

watching this as my before bed asmr

andrea

HAMZAH I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE WITH WALMART it always showed the four middle schools and what each grade needed #peak -salem i’m using my gfs patreon sorry for no extra $5

giny

does hamzah have his own paetron

jimena jimenez 🧸🤍

the church’s chicken story is actually insane what😭 HOW does bro keep ending up in these situations

ash

finally catching up on these lets goo

chloe’

that church's chicken story was very scary & i might have nightmares ngl

angeles_a

saying i’m addicted to moving in silence into a podcast mic is crazy

Kendall

was high af days ago and i had to watch your pod to keep myself sane

Susana

can you post so i can shower please

jaky

😭 syphilis

zahra

post Now im tryna eat im sohungry I need ur post or I wont eat I cant eat without u please hurry im gonand jdmdie

im only here for hamzah like

Stop hiding the fade!! Or else!

Shi

I love how you say Sisyphus’s name

Margo

😮

Liberti Garcia

please do more podcast/youtube vids with claire she’s genuinely so funny and i love her so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Andi

can't wait to put the calendar up at my big girl job office 😊

hia

upgraded to patreon i have ascended in slushy status 😏

mxsfit!

came back here to say i got the merch (the red one with age-regressed martin and hamzah) god bless!

deeksha

i watch kai cenat a lot more than id like to admit ngl

abbey

Spent 94 dollars for the merch pls notice me hamzah! You viewed my story on insta 😭🙏🙏

Analia Mendoza

And happy bday slushy noobz! Excited to receive my ultrasound hoodie🤞

serena

I loved the school supply lists. Also being caught in a church’s chicken sounds terrifying, I could never be a podcaster for a day😞 thank you Hamzah for taking on this burden

serena

oh no i was lying ab my heart rate to avoid that embarrassment i convinced myself i did it wrong

dzenana

i've been tuning into the podcasts during my jogs and its like a little treat to me now... motivators wished they were u... viva la gym!!

hana

bro why are you sitting through ads when you've got an useless prime sub

Sam

It’s a little button on the Patreon app that looks like an envelope, it’s easier to find on computer or iPad than it is on phone 🫶

Edie

Just spent $60 (shipping included) on a broback martin calendar and I don’t regret it one bit

Edie

I’m pretty sure you DM them to the OOC insta!

jazz

I missed out on the signed pic I’m heartbroken rn 💔 got the brokeback calendar though, happy anniversary! 🎂

jazz

tysm for shipping to nz :3 happy birthday slushynoobz

Lydia

Holy moley

Jaywent2pluto

Happy slushy anniversary I don't have any more money to spare for merch you took my last 5 dollars sorry bro🎉🎂🎈🎈🙌

Zafiro

got my merch! i got the birthday cake tee!🎂❤️

Yaki

Just got my slushy noobz calendar 🙌🙌🙌

gushyslushy

anyone else cop the hoodie? i have no money left but it was worth it😊🙌

maisie

Guys does anyone know how to send in confessions? Bc I feel like an old woman trying to figure out😭😭

Lip🧛‍♀️

I got the framed photo! happy one year my noobz.

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So true ive been waiting since 6 am 😭😭 its now 2 pm…

Analia Mendoza

Hello Hamzah. You have a little website that needs attention. Just a little longer? Heh. It hath been.

goob

freaking drop the password already

Hiccup

You look very fit Hamzah!

Kyle Vaccaro

saved this for my chipotle 🔥😍💕

Ava

I forgot about the school supply lists, that was my favorite part about going back to school

DeTonyeá

Get a ac unit Toronto summers are no joke.

Shauna Murphy

truly committed to wearing a beanie, even in the summer😭

DeTonyeá

YESS U SHOULD WATCH CHALLENGERS!!! ITS SO GOOD

Rana

advice for the starbucks barista: dye your hair, get a disney tattoo, and become a they/them. I think something about it automatically makes you become goated at making starbucks drinks?

mary

Literally have plans today to play tennis with my friends

Amukta Gantalamohini

Sorry I just had to say that it’s Sisyphus not syphilis 😂💀

lana

he’s tryna have a enemies to lovers arc with hasan istg 😒

mary

Watch challengers

thog

the coffee tasting like cigarettes is so real

Ursula Ahmar

i really wish that someone would animate your church’s chicken visit

aubrey

Yipeee

thog

IMAGINE IF HAMZA HAD A LOW TAPER FADE

Zak French

it's always like ur attacking me directly

Preeths

I work at a coffee shop and whenever we rinse the grinds out of the brewer it always smells like wet cigarettes so it made me giggle when you said your coffee taste like cigarettes now

manda

aw don't be shy, show the hair !!!!

Veronica Minuti

This week was my last full week of being a sophmore before finals so thank you for posting tdy👅🙏 I HOPE YOU CAN GET TO MY ADVICE SOON😣

Analia Mendoza

FOR REAL😣😣

Analia Mendoza

its stressing me out that you dk the mikayla nogueira lore!!! she was the one that said try being an influencer for a day and theres videos of her talking without her accent. she also got in trouble for reviewing a mascara and then putting falsies on, pretending its mascara. Makes sense you dk her tho cus she’s a big makeup tiktoker

asmaa

Do you think he knows the difference between Sisyphus and Syphilis

J swizzy

his eyes didn’t take a break once

asmaa

issa metaphor

amber

come on give the code srsly -_-

yuji

watch challengers!! i’ve seen it twice with my trio 😊

esme

wooow no early merch code or a lil patreon sneak peek? do you still love us even ☹️

jules

listened to the episode while on a run! thank u hamzah

esme

what would this small world do without you </3

Ashlie Mason

at the gym rn using this as motivation 💪🏽💪🏽

Simrit

as someone with an addictive personality i try to channel it into other things like running and posting on strava for validation. at least that way i get something out of it other than lung cancer

lyn

i couldn’t tell if your hat was meant to be straight the entire video

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

The walmart in my small town also had the school supply list according to what school you went to. They had a whole display

Bwee

i paused my game to be here 🎮

liz ׂׂૢ

u should definitely watch challengers and give us ur review after, its so good trust 🙏

cande

bruh me too, I smoked like 4 a day but a coworker clocked a cig stench off me after I just smoked and I got so embarrassed I skipped my way to the shop and grabbed a vape and told everyone I quit fuck naw

Peanus butter

Why were you trying to kick Nick? :( what did he do?

Bwee

thoughts on the new clairo and pinkpantheress songs???

colette

i did the cigarette thing to “quit” and i ended up smoking loads and now i’m vaping again 🙂

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

I want to ask u to answer my question but I dont wanna be annoying or anything

im only here for hamzah like

u finally reaching to hasan reminds me of those scary ass radio waves nasa announces they’ve received that were sent a billion years ago like who was fardin up there a million years ago???

Peanus butter

Im so excited for the slushy anniversary I feel like I'm 8 years old and going to a birthday party #regressing

Zafiro

Why do the good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time...

Bwee

the girls should aask for permission before filming

im only here for hamzah like

you look good hamzaahh keep up your good work you're doing very good your skin looks good too bro and don't think you deserve to be punished you are good just keep growing healthily 💜 silly

im only here for hamzah like

Dont vape! Just smoke cigarettes! :)

Bwee

I said it many years ago and I’ll say it again; Zayn!! Please don’t smoke, it will destroy your lovely voice 🧎‍♀️😭

Ms.tootie3

wtf are invoices

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

I’m not going to hit you through the phone hamzah just get your shit together

Janelle

you’re strong cuz if i got seen eating alone, recorded, saw a lady crying, got a drink poured on me, and then have an order completed wrong i’d stay in bed for two weeks

Baydan

just back from work rolling a j n watching hamzah i love fridays

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

hamzah pls at least say what time merch is being released tmrw it’s least you can do for ur loyal chicken sandwich buyers 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

deeksha

Hamzah please watch Challengers it’s not like Saltburn at all it’s good &the characters are actually complex. Even if you’ve watched the trailers I think you will be surprised because it’s a different movie than it initially seems like. I think it’s Zendaya’s best performance, but Josh O’Connor &Mike Faist make the movie imo

emily flor

I was taking notes the whole podcast and they got deleted when the patreon app closed accidentally. this may be that karma thing you were talking about

emily

strava is the devil

Maddie

I wanna see the low taper fade so badly

laura

next podcast: influencer day in the life

johana ruiz

Queen what’s the website password, I’m done guessing 😒

brylie

GOOGLE NOSE stop i thought i imagined that whole thing i fell for it so hard was sniffing my ipad screen w my sister fully convinced it was real ..

adeliya

Wow. Not you switching up about Hasan after gaining his attention. I get it though, honestly.

Kk

not the backtracking jcole who

aneya

I spat when you said syphilis bro im so sorry but its sisyphus.

Subah Kamal

pls throw away the cigarettes boi

alina

i have work tomorrow and if i miss it i’ll cry

maisie

will there be photocards plz </3

Ashlie Mason

my dad has been cutting down how much he smokes per day by using this box thing that locks and you set a timer for how long it’s locked! it’s been v helpful for him

maisie

boy you got your demographic wrong if you think we're watching kai cenat

alyssa 𐙚

Cheeky lad

Faith

We can see that bowl of sweet treats u cheeky git

Ms.tootie3

the nicotine coffee combo is SO real and probably one of the biggest reasons I can't quit. a cup of coffee and my banana ice pod is truly one of the best pleasures in life. saw someone say we as a society need to put all of our efforts into making cigarettes that are good for you and i wholeheartedly agree

liv

Not knowing the time for if u do release merch tomorrow has my timbers shivered I can NOT MISS

Faith

I would bet the coffee tastes like cigarettes because you correlate coffee with cigarettes now. Your little addict brain needs a cigarette every time you have a coffee now.

Ashley Endean

I can never give up the way a coffee and cigarette cleanses my colon. I will smoke forever idc.

Ashley Endean

Its also not “Nettspend”

Soma

Whose bed you been in ?! 🤨

fargo

The churches chicken story…how do these things happen to you…😭

mari

tell me why i forgot it’s friday

chloe’

time for merch king ? 😁

michaela

Like

mari

i saw u vape

Lily M

do we get first dibs on merch??…….. plsplsplsps

alina

ive been trying to guess the password. it’s not Adonis

brooke brown

🗣️ somebody service hamzah!

Sam

hashtag excited for tomorrow 💦🌊

gushyslushy

it makes me nervous by association

brooke brown

Um! I can smell through the screen and I'd appreciate if you showered next time xx

paige

please haircut reveal or what are my beautiful 7.50 Canadian dollars even good for

emily

watching your eyes look everywhere at everything all at once is such an experience

khalia

that’s lost to the void

aneya

I respect you for still being semi-sane in a hot apartment i’d go a lil crazy

6rim3eapr

i got a haircut today also!

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😭🙌🏽

hia

Just in time for dinner🍽️🍽️

alina

can we see ur low taper fade plz

michaela

breakfast and podcast 😚🤌

Alice Schacher

first

mimi

me 👶👆

Nicole ☆

father was definitely not onto something with that 👎🏼🍅🍅🍅

jay cee houke

Girl post that slushy noobz website password too while ur here 🤤🤤

JohnDoe

did u spend my $5 on ur low taper fade

brooke brown

Try being a podcaster for a day 🤬

monica

thank you for posting this rn I'm going to watch while I go to sleep like you are telling a bedtime story

poppy

If you guys do or release something so awesome tomorrow while I’m working I might quit just to be present

Lucy

gonna do my makeup and watch 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

sub00ty

right as i got food 🤫

Nicole ☆

i literally just got home from work. bless up

colette

HUZZAHHHH

Bibi

MERCH!!!!

cass

future me does he bitch abt hasan

aneya

Hey hamzah

Starrk My dude

nooooo i JUST finished my meal

Soma

Thank you lord Hamzah

Ashley Endean

stopped playing stardew valley for this 😍

Lilililililililililili

where da merch at boy

6rim3eapr

What is with the instagram stories boy 🤨

Alyssa

anyone else waiting for that episode that never got uploaded while they were in curaçao 💔

sarah

Was feeling sick, but now I feel so much better. Thanks hamzah

moleypie

sooo plots for tmrw???

Daphne David

Thank you king for your return

brylie

YESSSS

tulip

hi

alissa

excited for tomorrow 😊

maisie

Yeehaw

maxie

Excited for the new merch!!

Abby

clicked on patreon app just in time thank u for saving my friday goat

Valerie

missed u angel

kenna

Hello

Lucy

Happy hamzah friyay everybody

skyler 🍎


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