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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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95 - Model Podcaster

Why do politicians not kill themselves, I love trucks, ai takeover, and my flat feet almost bring my to tears as they are a reminder of my growing body. Sorry about the second half

Comments

hamzah its ok i also have flat feet! I HATE MY GENETICS!

Nahal🇮🇷

The Minecraft parkour was making me hear u better

Isaac

ooo love u back thank u

Peanus butter

i love u

lex

Its so funny💀💀😭😭

Mrbeast9000

Hamzah I know your feet problem my sister had the same thing happen to her, it's a fallin arch there's not really a fix for it unless you get surgery and that may don't even help it, it usually occurs when someone gains weight, not saying you did. But hope this helps a little

Karly m

same… they just don’t get it 🙏

ash

I'm just now watching this because I just subscribed, but those BMO edits with that sound never fail to make me cry...like why are you transitioning BMO to Adrianne Lenker. Don't do that to me.

Lili

omg heyyy

Ashlyn Robinson

omg our names are so similar

Ashe Robinson

i created an account to subscribe to your patreon they don’t know what they’re talking about

Rand Al dawsari

“51th vote”

Ashlyn Robinson

dmv refers to the dc, Maryland, Virginia area! Dmz is close enough

kate milly

oh

Kika Doci

7 minutes in eating some awesome ice cream really loving it

Kika Doci

my brain works in very similar ways to hamzah’s it’s nice to listen to

gushyslushy

i got too hypnotized by the minecraft parkour and had to relisten to the second half of the video

liv

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erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

i think politicians don’t kill themselves because of money, also i’m not a bot

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

omg the pulling over for the fire truck thing is so real it makes me so happy

arina

trap so old gotta run out the house when i watch ooc so the roof don’t fall on me

6rim3eapr

most american politicians make millions on top of their 100k salary bc they are voting on bills that effect stock prices, so they're the first to know when to sell and buy certain stocks. its rly just blatant corruption. i think nancy pelosi and dan crenshaw have like the highest return rates in american history rn lol

cam

i also have flat feet. At least we never get drafted for the military 🫡

mariam🪿

i was in MUN just for the trip to prague lol

mariam🪿

i feel with the not buying sweets when you move out…. the shame has gotten me and now i feel weird buying candy… like grow up lil baby

Elena

that footage did not fuck up you were showing those dogs

goob

discoboobs

Alice Schacher

the captions i can’t

goob

Maybe im biased but i literally feel like you could be a therapist tho cause some of the things you say are crazyy insightful and like change my perspective maybe im slightly dumb though

camryn

commenting late on the podcast because i watched it #late. but seeing hamzah's liked comments goes from very insightful commentary about the podcast, to calling him a freak of nature, beautiful.

goby !!

that’s crazy patreon said your stats wasn’t good bc i have watched your comments double since september when i subscribed sooo

Abby

i love sweet treats so much👶 i bought one just to enjoy while watching this episode and i always do when i watch youtube vids

maisie

Omg we do! Hello🤗

serena

omg we have nearly the same name hello there

Sereen

My friend is trying to convince me to join model UN next semester ab to join to spite u hamzah

dzenana

politicians dont kill themselves soley because its embarrassing i think. like they're staying alive out of spite

elena 🦞

watching this as a former model UN kid AND a sweet treat girl 💔

lyn

HOOVES 💀 i had to go to physical therapy for flat feet tho 😤 flat foot nation rise up

katie paul

someone tell hamzah that most of the slushies r probs ex un model kids cause the demographic is NERDS.😭

lauren134340

can't believe siri wasn't used this entire episode 💔

serena

im cryingg bc i thought ur feet looked like hooves too IM SORRYY but dw it was definitely just the angle loll

serena

the dead internet theory is actually crazy

serena

hamzah let me send you my resume then

amannynadya

I completely understand the having to figure stuff out on your own part. My parents are extremely religious and didn’t give me talks on anything. They felt that God would guide me, so I’ve had to experience everything without guidance

evvie mae

jinn is crazy 💀💀💀💀

vivi

Hot take but being shy is OKAY! As I’ve gotten older I’m just more open and honest about me being shy. When I’m in a situation where I’m anxious I will just straight up tell the people I’m around that I’m shy and every single time they will either be like don’t worry same or tell me they could barely notice! It’s okay to be shy but don’t let it limit you and still challenge yourself and try new things!

Jenna

Listening to your isolated voice giving advice on life perspective, while visually entranced in the rhythm of Minecraft parkour, had me feeling like I was intercepting a message from the Great Beyond <3

brooklyn

As a certified Sweet Tooth… it truly is an unforgiving, hellish curse 😔 Willy Wonka coded. Like omg just shoot me

brooklyn

also when life gives you hooves just gallop

Peanus butter

Socializing is so hard this week I tried talking to a girl at the coffee shop and ended up slamming my head on my steering wheel because it was too much to think about, some days are more annoying than others, and I forget people don't know what the hell I'm doing or how my thoughts and facial expressions work so they think I'm a medieval jester that accidentally fell down the wrong hole while I yap about my managers 10 human trafficking charges because what do I do with that information. Anyways, fantastic stuff fantastic stats, patreon is just an immigrant parent with endless criticism and expectations, thank you!

Peanus butter

i got two of my friends together for a podcast and the other day they were texting each other in the group chat and i felt like a proud mama

aubrey

having a slice of cake rn and suddenly i feel attacked

Rana

HOOVES 💀💀💀💀💀

lana

who else started tweaking when he called us his babies

jaky

I hated the MUN ppl so much, I wanted to go so bad but I was terrified of debating so I just convinced myself they were all losers (they kinda were though)

jasmijn

Hamzah are you okay?

Tristan Flores

you’re telling me you don’t need a sweet treat after a meal?! what are we gonna do after our first date? not get ice cream???

colette

it’s like u read my mind with the life advice you give. i agree w so much especially the starting with small steps advice!!! radical self kindness is key

Ket

Bro you are quite literally glowing

thog

Eating sweet stuff lowkey makes my stomach hurt i prefer spicy and salty food but i hate things like cake and cupcakes 😭😭 give me some chips instead…

Analia Mendoza

omun made me want to be the opposite of a politician

kenna

HAVING 1 FOR EVERY FINGER IM CRACKING UP

kenna

WE LOVEEE JAKE AND HAMZAH

tulip

I was apart of the World Health Organization and I highkey took it seriously, I just remember the only bill we passed was making wakanda an official country

DeTonyeá

bacon bacon bacon

kenna

WAIT I WAS A MODEL UN KID😭

DeTonyeá

that’s real, I realized I ate stuff at home just because it was there because I can’t name the last time I ate cereal

DeTonyeá

going to play gta after this pod

ria

GET A JOB… THIS PATREON AINT GONNA PAY FOR ITSELF (i need a job)

ria

JAKEEEEEEE

ria

NUDES IN MY BIO

ria

i have flat feet:(

ria

Model UN LOOOOOL

ria

Yoo W podcat

Nathan Phillips

ok whatever no need to yell 🙄🙄🙄🙄

aneya

YouTuber lie all the time

Hamzah Al-Emad

What helps me with the 'goals' issue is just not comparing your journey in life to anyone else's especially when you start entering your mid-20s, some of my friends are getting married, some are starting a business, and meanwhile all I want to do is travel and paint. It is all okay and being left behind is an illusion, you're exactly where you're meant to be in this moment, enjoy the present and you'll find everyone is figuring it out at their own pace, there is no race

Catie

hamzah saying he doesn’t get sweet treats when he got one in the curaçao mukbang

Emma Buzinkay

invest your writing energy into your résumé NOT patreon comments 😒‼️‼️‼️

mary

a reeses peanut butter cup once a week would fix you <3

olivia

GET A JOB YOU BUM YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING TAX EVADING FUCK! (I am so sorry I am so sorry)

Peanus butter

patreon can stfu i will gladly give u my money

ash t

rip to all the sweet tooth homies out there 🤘😔

kaitlin_grace

First of all, welcome to the flat footed community🫡, second of all, puma running sneakers are actually amazing. They are on the BDS (boycott divest sanction) list but you could probably get a pair from resellers

Mattias Della Croce

GET A JOB!

Jay

I had sucha lousy day but when i saw you posted, everything just melted away 🫠. Loved the pod, im gonna miss the current setup, i hope you change your mind!

Jay

Link w CJ the X, they’re somewhere in Canada

Em

Walking on your tip toes should actually give you really strong calves and really arched feet. You may just be a freak of nature i fear….

mary

The reason why politicians don't kill themselves is because they're so far removed from any semblance of solidarity the moment they start protecting capital interests. Basically, they know this is a class war and they've chosen the side that offers them more amenities.

iguessitsleanne

i can’t stop laughingbfbdvs

esme

yesss hamzah! girls do talk about their pads being full all the time! 😌

esme

i struggle a lot with feeling like i need to have everything figured out by a certain time or that i have to rush and its so scary but hearing you talk about it helped and i dont feel so crazy anymore so thanks hamzah <3

jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

twitter bots are worseee 🤦🏽‍♀️

esme

Eating ice cream as I’m watching this rn😕🙁#childish

Jasmine Hernandez

I don't like sweet stuff either. I mean I might randomly start craving chocolate cake when it's that time of the month but I really just like salty and spicy snacks.

iguessitsleanne

be careful with what? im scared

emily

hey be careful

Kyra Rodriguez

Time to watch !!

moleypie

Hello

tulip

haven't watched the podcast yet pls im crying

goby !!

Going to start walking with a skip in my step to grow my glutes

Sylvia

GET A JOB ANEYA‼️‼️how are u gonna afford the patreon when your BROKE⁉️🚫💰

Heather

jobless behavior 🤦🏾‍♀️💯

asmaa

GET A DAMN JOB

KC

Hi guys I love you all 😆😉

lily

everytime i comment on a patreon episode can u guys yell at me to get a job it would be rlly helpful thanks i respond extremely well to bullying

aneya

really great episode

Maya

Model UN mentioned💪🔥

Lilililililililililili

thanks girl but i just resubscribed anyway. geniunely ashamed of myself.

aneya

I'm gonna continue to take notes every week so I really soak in the valuable info hamzah gives us - hamzahs a sweet guy, but he's not the guy for sweets - Model UN kids were annoying - I ALSO cry when people come together for one common thing, I almost cried when watching a big group of people get excited over a hockey game - does growing up just change your body or also your soul - flat feet = fat ass. science - zoned out of note taking because mine craft game play went hard - it's not old people he likes, it's smart people - away with deadlines - ladies, start convos by saying your pad is full

emily

Hi guys

Constance

🫎

Jaywent2pluto

Just in time for dlc

Kyle Vaccaro

Lets fucking go elden ring

Kyle Vaccaro

U can get diagnosed with pes planus (flat feet) officially . Trust me don’t wait too long, it messed up my posture, back, muscles, bones and all 🎥

Soma

“Open the conversation about your pad being full” boi what 😭

Ashley Endean

I have super bad flat feet too, if u don’t get customized orthotics that can be put in ur shoes early on and ur feet are that bad it will mess up ur knees which will then mess up ur back in the future. Stay safe brudder

Soma

fifty-oneth

kat

no i’m the same way with people moving out the way for ambulances i thought i was just crazy like wow united we stand.. divided we fall..

alyssa 𐙚

really enjoyed the minecraft footage i think you should add that to the side of the screen every ep from now on

poppy

okay singer!!!

cande

1:59 why did i get zapped

Soma

minecraft parkour am i the asshole

roro

Body built like a 10

Shi

Thank you for standing up for us patreon babes hamzah !!

eamelie

ive been waiting for this🤑

caitana

your metaphors are always so creative yet concise i love them like the trash ocean thing is so correct

roro

Hamzah sapiosexual just like Ky... woah

Bwee

Hamzah your skin looks amazing !!

Ashley Endean

love when the episode starts with a serenade your voice is gorg hamzah

jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

can’t watch this rn but i’ll update yall when i do watch !!!

moleypie

yessss hamzah sing that lil tune

Sky

I theorize that politicians don’t kill themselves because they’re such narcissists that they’d rather live in constant fear than give up the attention they receive in the public eye

Ashley Endean

guys who are u in this vid im the sock on the floor

aneya

I’d love to see you start a flash mob one day

Ms.tootie3

idk how to explain it but you talk like a physics teacher

j

Having a mental break down rn… needed this

vvan

omg i got kicked out of my school’s model UN

j

this is fun to Watch with some Potato salad.

trap queen immy

Haters will say the singing has auto tune

Isabella S Estrada

Friday night treat😍

mari

Manifesting you get one soon 🫶🏻

paige

dont make me drink alone!!!!!!!

jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

Ou yea Savoury>>Sweet

maxie

its like you knew i just got home with my food perfect timing

jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

this is my last episode before my subscription ends. i promised myself i wouldn't resubscribe until i become employed. hope this is a good one i fear i may never find a job.

aneya

woah you froze! pete? uh-

khalia

can’t wait to watch this when i get home 💓

chloe’

Hamzah please tell me if you’ve seen Ma, really important question please answer 😔🙏🏼

paige

another week, another hamzah serenade

cass

drew and enya got their studio, time to set up urs as quick as possible! chop chop scooby doo boy

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wait cause the singing in the beginning ATE i fear 😰🤕🤕

shae

-15 aura points, I jumped for joy when I saw this

brylie

i love the minecraft

yadira

Omg new episode!

Finn Howl

Happy Friday everyone 💗💗💗 much luv to you hamzah☺️

Shay

bacon bacon bacon

sarah

This and the Mandy vlog we are getting fed today

Bean

Just set off for a 3 hour car ride where Im crammed in the back of a Prius. I needed this 😀

Ashley Endean

Tiktok brain rot has me watching this at 1.5 speed 😿

Bwee

More views unlocked!! Yes mama get that tax write off ☺️☺️💯

monica

yeeeeee so thankful for u🤠

shae

🔥🔥

maxie

happy friday y’all

Simrit

what a blessing after just finishing mandy’s vlog 💕💕

adelaide

hi

alissa

this woke me up from a nap 😴

zoey

hamzah idk what to comment but love u

anushka

HUZZAH!!!

Bibi

just what i needed on a hungover afternoon

jaedynsou

yay

j

YAYYHHHHHAGH

Nicole ☆

Yay

Lucy

first

mimi

Happy hamzah friday 🍎🌹

skyler 🍎

Let’s go

Emily Martin


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