94 - Toned, Tan Fit and Ready
Added 2024-05-10 21:47:40 +0000 UTCI come to you with all the vaca out my system, messy room, hole in shorts, and a little bit heavier. We have a light curacao recap, a look forward and inward, and a Josh Richards gooch analysis.
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bitterballen are the grossest thing on earth
zia 🩷
2024-10-30 13:22:17 +0000 UTCNever stop the office references pls!
Young M.D
2024-05-31 10:08:11 +0000 UTCfinally subscribed so happy i did luv the alone pods
kalli
2024-05-29 04:17:17 +0000 UTCNew patreon here and I am glad to be taught about the Dutch variant pink meat McDonalds foam (brown). $5 was worth it
Shelia
2024-05-18 14:11:47 +0000 UTCDoes that mean the solo pod is also at the studio 😤
Nes
2024-05-17 21:47:10 +0000 UTChere after devastating news, please never change ❤️
jaky
2024-05-17 02:28:20 +0000 UTCwe will miss the crooked paintings
Sydnie Munyon
2024-05-16 23:50:41 +0000 UTCHazmah the intro is so loud could you turn it down please
Jenna
2024-05-16 20:47:39 +0000 UTCDay 7 without slushy noobz: I miss them so much I bought the Patreon
Zafiro
2024-05-15 02:45:12 +0000 UTCCouldnt wait to crack open a can of pepsi for this
Alan
2024-05-15 01:53:38 +0000 UTCthe office fans unite !!
angeles_a
2024-05-14 21:14:51 +0000 UTCJust joined the Patreon, I’ve been feening for a slushynoobz vid😓
Jaywent2pluto
2024-05-14 16:40:52 +0000 UTCPlease drop v2 of the workout plan please
Robby Rushing
2024-05-14 16:14:28 +0000 UTCmy podcast episode now 😈
mary
2024-05-14 15:29:13 +0000 UTCim really glad to see u guys are planning to raise money for palestine! not a lot of creators are willing to use their platforms to actually help these people
a
2024-05-14 07:14:56 +0000 UTChamzah please i beg you to make the captions in english and not korean
a
2024-05-14 06:48:43 +0000 UTCYou and Martin should do an asmr video
McKenna Lenz
2024-05-14 04:02:30 +0000 UTClike i even have the energy to cook for myself after an 8 hour shift and im just so excited to finally not be lazy and depressed 24/7😭
hia
2024-05-14 00:24:39 +0000 UTComg the thing u said about active lifestyle – having a full time job where i have to be consistently active definitely saved me not only financially...but physically and mentally. like i feel less tired and less hungry all the time now it's so much fun
hia
2024-05-14 00:20:17 +0000 UTCWatching this while lifting! Love you 💕
annieruth
2024-05-13 22:54:12 +0000 UTCthe gooch talk was a little outlandish but i appreciate the transparency on this podcast
KC
2024-05-13 22:13:33 +0000 UTCpls never stop the office references i love them
emma
2024-05-13 20:51:25 +0000 UTCLMAO
mari
2024-05-13 20:47:19 +0000 UTCOh my.. last episode for a while 😒 I don’t have money anymore so I’ll have to unsubscribe tomorrow 😞 but I’ll come back one day!🥺
liisa with double i
2024-05-13 16:50:40 +0000 UTCur stairwell story reminds me of when I was crossed coming back from a babytron concert and my uber driver would not stop trying to indoctrinate me, it was hell
Ket
2024-05-12 20:17:04 +0000 UTCPlease more Stardew Valley!!
Toadz *
2024-05-12 19:59:32 +0000 UTCI love the office references please do more🔥🔥
Dax Louvet
2024-05-12 17:37:05 +0000 UTCNb!!! Wish you the best ❤️
Darragh
2024-05-12 14:35:40 +0000 UTCi 100% agree!! i sent in that dilemma and his answer made me kinda anxious but i also understand why he thinks it’s oxymoronic 🫠 but like you said you just gotta figure out what works for you. thank you!! this eased my worries tenfold :)
lila
2024-05-12 14:18:28 +0000 UTCwatching this while at the gym, very early in the morning, thank u for ur previous instructions on how to actually effectively go to the gym by going on ur phone
trap queen immy
2024-05-12 14:12:52 +0000 UTCgoood morning
hia
2024-05-12 13:53:05 +0000 UTCAs a grad student, I can assure you your neighbor was not on drugs. That is unfortunately the most normal interaction you can have with a grad student who does research
Nashita
2024-05-12 12:38:02 +0000 UTCPAVLOVS DOGS MENTION 💯💯🔥
Sofi
2024-05-12 02:19:15 +0000 UTChamzah i personally appreciate your office references
Sofi
2024-05-12 02:18:56 +0000 UTCi missed you 😍 were you able to see the northern lights? i think it might happen tonight too
egg
2024-05-12 01:38:41 +0000 UTCill miss ur icarly looking apartment backdrop
jan
2024-05-12 00:59:41 +0000 UTCi’m sorry how have you not seen ur own butthole. seeing your own butthole is a humbling right of passage hamzah, take a gander.
aubrey
2024-05-12 00:39:07 +0000 UTCWait so does that mean no more rudy air licking cuz of the studio 😪
Soma
2024-05-12 00:01:59 +0000 UTChamzah i was wearing your teeth shirt today and the lady at the register said you have very nice teeth 😁😁😁
olivia rodrigo
2024-05-11 23:59:57 +0000 UTCmy notes: - garlic knot Gooch - honking at highschoolers - updated workout plan: lift, run, break - pathetic is the rat that goes in circles and doesn't admit that it's wrong - hamzah is a leaving situation god - podcast studio yippee
emily
2024-05-11 20:23:48 +0000 UTCLove u, cleaning garden to this rn
Osama Alzamle
2024-05-11 19:25:10 +0000 UTCjust noticed there’s no watermark at the bottom of this episode
vic
2024-05-11 19:09:46 +0000 UTCWatching this with my Wendy’s combo violently hungover
Jenna
2024-05-11 17:55:19 +0000 UTCLOL just use a mirror
Ashe Robinson
2024-05-11 17:00:01 +0000 UTCwhat kind of gymnastics must u do in order to see ur asshole
aneya
2024-05-11 16:58:59 +0000 UTCnooo please continue to hey siri things. this is the media representation i needed
jules
2024-05-11 14:10:03 +0000 UTCthe way nobody was prolly thinking it too 😭😭
jules
2024-05-11 13:56:24 +0000 UTCPersonally the office references are what I live for
Sylvia
2024-05-11 13:48:21 +0000 UTCi love clipping my toenails and storing them away in a jar
nikoleta
2024-05-11 13:07:27 +0000 UTCthe pathetic metaphor kind of ate…
ria
2024-05-11 09:42:23 +0000 UTCi’ve never seen my butt…
ria
2024-05-11 09:34:44 +0000 UTCCLAIRE DRAKE MENTION!!
ria
2024-05-11 09:34:19 +0000 UTCim doing the hamzah workout
ria
2024-05-11 09:24:27 +0000 UTCUr just like me omfg i’m not a globetrotter…..
ria
2024-05-11 09:20:18 +0000 UTCThe gooch analysis was great
aarushi
2024-05-11 09:02:08 +0000 UTCthat bo bo????? 😭
lana
2024-05-11 08:59:37 +0000 UTCthis tan is fye
ria
2024-05-11 08:42:39 +0000 UTCHEYYY im so ready
ria
2024-05-11 08:42:21 +0000 UTChonking at a field trip 😭
chloe’
2024-05-11 07:59:38 +0000 UTCi think your neighbor was on a coke rant
safiya
2024-05-11 07:57:32 +0000 UTCthe funny thing is “philadelphia, pennsylvania” does sound incorrect
Oscar Schmidt
2024-05-11 06:46:32 +0000 UTCtrust hamzah to be that bff that tells u to leave a partners ass bc ur so right like girl U DESERVE BETTER
hana
2024-05-11 06:16:17 +0000 UTCi resonate this with so much because at the end of the day i’m never gonna stop being queer but i’m also not gonna stop believing in god/islam regardless of how oxymoronic the situation is
hana
2024-05-11 06:07:49 +0000 UTCHamzah’s apartment just looks like a Nickelodeon set
Aicha Belle
2024-05-11 05:50:58 +0000 UTCwhat’s crazy is that comprehensive work out plan was my say less moment to subscribing to ur patreon SO KEEP IT COMING 💥
hana
2024-05-11 05:39:14 +0000 UTCwhen I imagine the studio I think about a padded room asylum and scientists are studying you and Martin’s behavior from cameras. Or maybe that’s how it felt like in the p.o live. Nevertheless, happy patreon Friday to me thank you!
Peanus butter
2024-05-11 05:32:32 +0000 UTClmao fr
Isabella Sawaqed
2024-05-11 05:25:49 +0000 UTCbreak that hy hy asap is crazy🤣🤣
prabs
2024-05-11 04:44:46 +0000 UTChonestly you ate on the last one, give no second thoughts on throwing away ppl that do NOT give you the respect you deserve, especially when it comes to keeping a place livable!!
joel
2024-05-11 04:18:50 +0000 UTCi admire you
joel
2024-05-11 04:17:08 +0000 UTCHe’s working late cause he’s a singeeeerrr
sabina
2024-05-11 04:00:12 +0000 UTCwhere it at
joel
2024-05-11 03:20:47 +0000 UTCwell yes
esme
2024-05-11 03:17:37 +0000 UTCi can't imagine never having seen my own asshole. what a straight man thing to say (endearing)
Ashe Robinson
2024-05-11 02:59:00 +0000 UTCi haven’t had a garlic knot since the josh richards incident bc of it
vic
2024-05-11 02:48:55 +0000 UTCbro i needed to hear the beginning of stopping when your full i just ate a full boutine bowl from shelby’s cause my friend ate all of hers… peer pressure 😞
mary
2024-05-11 01:53:19 +0000 UTCLOVE THE TAN
bri
2024-05-11 01:35:05 +0000 UTCits like u knew i just smoked and sat down to eat dinner (thanks for serenading us)
cass
2024-05-11 01:11:57 +0000 UTCI love when the podcast episode starts with a lovely serenade
Katherine Toney
2024-05-11 00:56:41 +0000 UTCthe gooch incident mentioned
liz ׂׂૢ
2024-05-11 00:56:22 +0000 UTCwait was the office reference the one when charles calls for kelly (erin) and kelly shows up 😭😭 idk thats what i was thinking of (also keep making the office references plsss)
conny 🤠
2024-05-11 00:02:52 +0000 UTCGood morning SIA
Ms.tootie3
2024-05-10 23:55:05 +0000 UTCfilm a workout vlog my lean queen
alina
2024-05-10 23:37:20 +0000 UTCyou are looking toned, tan, fit, and ready…good job!
lucy vaughn
2024-05-10 23:34:12 +0000 UTCwatching this after challengers is like whiplash <3
june
2024-05-10 23:30:43 +0000 UTCthese podcasts always come just in time to save me from abandoning all of my experiments. thank you hamzah 🙏🏼
lyn
2024-05-10 23:29:02 +0000 UTCjumping with joy from this patreon notification
alina
2024-05-10 23:20:42 +0000 UTCuniversity feels like the worst time of my life but not being at university also felt the worst time of my life. hope this helps.
aneya
2024-05-10 23:16:17 +0000 UTCyou should hire marie condo for your apartment
journeé
2024-05-10 23:12:29 +0000 UTCI love staring at the mannequin
Abby
2024-05-10 23:11:23 +0000 UTCHamzah looking tan and fit🫰
Hailey
2024-05-10 23:01:40 +0000 UTCFor reconciling being queer with your religion, as difficult as this sounds, in my experience you really have to take the cultural attitudes / expectations / ideas out of the equation and figure out what works for you. No one on Earth can follow all the supposed “rules” of a religion to a T because many are still hotly debated to this day, or arose from misinterpretations or manipulation over the years. You have to look inward - it’s super uncomfy and personal, but the only way to really reach a satisfying conclusion in this circumstance is to figure out what works for you and makes you happy. It’s YOUR faith, not anybody else’s. Thats’s just my take though - there’s no easy answer unfortunately, it just depends too much from person to person
Darragh
2024-05-10 23:01:30 +0000 UTCThe absolute whiplash you gave us with the sudden not gay disclaimer mid reading lmaooo ilysm Hamzah
xlurpee
2024-05-10 22:57:42 +0000 UTCVacationing with ur friend to foreign country is truly a test of friendship, so the fact that it seemed, for the most part, successful, shows how good of friends y’all are! 🤞
serena
2024-05-10 22:56:47 +0000 UTCi can adapt but i do like this cosy scenery i'll miss it
aneya
2024-05-10 22:47:08 +0000 UTCbig movesss. congrats!!!
jules
2024-05-10 22:46:23 +0000 UTCHonking is def the response to driving past protests you support, but maybe you should’ve known it wasn’t one if you didn’t hear others honking as well LOL
serena
2024-05-10 22:43:33 +0000 UTCcollege was the worst period of my life thus far but one of my highs was writing a paper on the psychology behind bronies and their impact on my little pony
Sereen
2024-05-10 22:38:30 +0000 UTCcount how many times u said whatnot on this pod
j
2024-05-10 22:30:30 +0000 UTCare your shorts inside out? power move.
ShalalA
2024-05-10 22:29:57 +0000 UTCyes hamzah where is it 😔
Ursula Ahmar
2024-05-10 22:29:07 +0000 UTCcan you please post the episode you recorded before you left for Curacao that didn't upload? 🙏
Sam
2024-05-10 22:28:23 +0000 UTCso pleased to hear about the fundraising for palestine ❤️ cant wait to see what u guys have planned. the guilt about carrying on with a normal life is so real, especially as a 1st gen immigrant
Ursula Ahmar
2024-05-10 22:26:45 +0000 UTCyour curls look so good today 🥹
ariana
2024-05-10 22:25:36 +0000 UTCYeehaw
maxie
2024-05-10 22:23:49 +0000 UTCthank you hamzah the fantastic
ariana
2024-05-10 22:23:29 +0000 UTCLOL😭
Bibi
2024-05-10 22:22:35 +0000 UTCCould you please give us the Hamzah tips to get out of conversations? I would actually love to hear them and try them out when I'm uncomfy
Bwee
2024-05-10 22:22:12 +0000 UTCDang it I’m at work rn 💔
Bibi
2024-05-10 22:22:02 +0000 UTCCongrats on your degree 😛😛
Elysianleima
2024-05-10 22:18:00 +0000 UTCmindfully choosing a better lifestyle all 2024 #bless
Ashlie Mason
2024-05-10 22:17:55 +0000 UTCi love the office references dont let the haters win!!!
cande
2024-05-10 22:17:48 +0000 UTCmy ears have been blessed again with hamzah’s singing 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Simrit
2024-05-10 22:09:20 +0000 UTCWith everything going on in Rafah, I understand the paralyzation of it all. My university also had a large amount of counter protesters, with many of my friends affected and hurt. Just so much pain and nowhere for it to go these days
lauren cincurak
2024-05-10 22:09:01 +0000 UTCHe’s provider man 🙏
Isabella S Estrada
2024-05-10 22:08:32 +0000 UTCi like the office references 😔 dont let them get to you
Ursula Ahmar
2024-05-10 22:07:30 +0000 UTCgenuinely took me 20 years to figure out that if i wanted to be muscular i had to be extremely active basically every day… like now im on a 4 day lift week and run 5 miles every day and FINALLY am getting results. not even going to get into the food part….. like it’s insane but im having fun at least 😭
Gabrielle
2024-05-10 22:06:58 +0000 UTClol I'm paying C$77 for 100mbps in Australia 💀
Sam
2024-05-10 22:06:21 +0000 UTCdon’t let them bully you into silencing ur office references !!
aneya
2024-05-10 22:05:36 +0000 UTCif it makes you feel better the office experience at yorkdale wasn’t all that
Stephanie
2024-05-10 22:03:29 +0000 UTClit ass intro song, let get it top 100 on billboard
Sky
2024-05-10 22:03:11 +0000 UTCi accept you and your jar full of toenail clippings
antihoni
2024-05-10 22:02:42 +0000 UTCboy got some hokas and thinks he's a runner now 🙄
eeveentually
2024-05-10 22:02:36 +0000 UTCalso i noticed ur chair in the P.O. box vid. is that the famous chair. did u pay for that
holly
2024-05-10 22:00:50 +0000 UTCi fuck with the office references
blerp
2024-05-10 21:59:36 +0000 UTCNice opening
tulip
2024-05-10 21:59:27 +0000 UTCHamzah you need to play it takes two with Martin!!!
Andrea
2024-05-10 21:59:09 +0000 UTCgeeking off my squad rn!!!
olivia rodrigo
2024-05-10 21:59:06 +0000 UTCputting this on while i sleep
zahra
2024-05-10 21:58:33 +0000 UTCWhat a opening ✨
Shauna Murphy
2024-05-10 21:57:47 +0000 UTCCertified ooc banger
H
2024-05-10 21:57:41 +0000 UTCthe crooked pictures on the wall add a very niche vibe of being in a grandmothers house that has a faint smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
poopsparkle
2024-05-10 21:56:46 +0000 UTCnew pod episode means something new to listen to while i run 😊🚨
Susana
2024-05-10 21:56:37 +0000 UTCCA$70 is crazy its cheaper in the uk
Ursula Ahmar
2024-05-10 21:56:30 +0000 UTCthank you hamzah
charlotte
2024-05-10 21:55:15 +0000 UTCthank you for uploading during your vacation I appreciate it
manda
2024-05-10 21:55:05 +0000 UTCglad to be here for another month 🙏
Nicole ☆
2024-05-10 21:54:08 +0000 UTCanother hit by hamzah
poopsparkle
2024-05-10 21:53:57 +0000 UTCtanned king
Veronica Minuti
2024-05-10 21:53:53 +0000 UTCoh thank goodness
poopsparkle
2024-05-10 21:53:48 +0000 UTCas soon as i get to work are you srs rn
chloe’
2024-05-10 21:53:36 +0000 UTCTURN IT UP CAUSE ITS GETTING HEAVY
shae
2024-05-10 21:53:25 +0000 UTCI lost my card at the clurb but I made sure this subscription got through to my new card first
Bwee
2024-05-10 21:53:22 +0000 UTCi went to pcb in march and there is still sand all over my car and i dont think it will ever leave me
elena 🦞
2024-05-10 21:53:11 +0000 UTCYou look toned, tan and fit. Also ready!
moleypie
2024-05-10 21:52:47 +0000 UTCHamzah you got me playing Stardew valley on my iPad I’m obsessed!!
Kimora
2024-05-10 21:52:10 +0000 UTCthat shirt is covered in p.o. box slop now.
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2024-05-10 21:51:59 +0000 UTCI always get super excited when i get THE patreon notification!!
Babbbuujaa
2024-05-10 21:51:46 +0000 UTCThe toenail story is oddly specific. Thank you for opening up Hamzah.
Juicezz
2024-05-10 21:51:36 +0000 UTCvery real and raw environment youre giving us hamzah. feeling so comfortable and real that i might fart?
familyguyandablunt
2024-05-10 21:51:36 +0000 UTCbronzed goddess
holly
2024-05-10 21:51:29 +0000 UTCLooking refreshed you deserved that vacay king
Sofia Camille
2024-05-10 21:51:18 +0000 UTCLowkey forgot it was Friday
moleypie
2024-05-10 21:51:17 +0000 UTCJUST subbed to the patreon this feels like my reward 😊
neptune.
2024-05-10 21:51:05 +0000 UTCHamzahhhhh heyyyy
Maria Madrigal
2024-05-10 21:50:48 +0000 UTCHiiiiiii
6rim3eapr
2024-05-10 21:50:34 +0000 UTCYAYYYYY now I can do my chores thank you hamzah. also u don't tan like the brown ting u are :/
zarah
2024-05-10 21:50:30 +0000 UTCIve been playing this podcast in the background when revising for my theory driving test tomorow🤞
Megan W
2024-05-10 21:50:25 +0000 UTCread "josh richard's gooch analysis", sighed, considered refunding, then clicked play!
goby !!
2024-05-10 21:50:21 +0000 UTCbeen waiting all day for this 🫡
Maddie
2024-05-10 21:50:15 +0000 UTChyped for this one
madles
2024-05-10 21:50:08 +0000 UTChappy freaky friday 👅👅😈
giselle🐞
2024-05-10 21:50:08 +0000 UTCsame shirt from yesterday i see
greenpants
2024-05-10 21:49:58 +0000 UTCboy clean your shit up
anna spach
2024-05-10 21:49:56 +0000 UTCIM DOING A PRESENTATION RN BUT I HAVE TO COMMENT
Analia Mendoza
2024-05-10 21:49:53 +0000 UTCHEY HAMZ!!!!!
ariana
2024-05-10 21:49:50 +0000 UTCHey bro
Yola
2024-05-10 21:49:47 +0000 UTCfinally inside a vicinity
j
2024-05-10 21:49:42 +0000 UTCheyyyy king
anna spach
2024-05-10 21:49:40 +0000 UTCthank you from saving me, I just got out of school 🙏😿😿
Nicole ☆
2024-05-10 21:49:40 +0000 UTCHello!
Bwee
2024-05-10 21:49:40 +0000 UTCYAY
blairbab.y
2024-05-10 21:49:39 +0000 UTChi darlin!!! have an amazing weekend
Ursula Ahmar
2024-05-10 21:49:35 +0000 UTChamzah is a california girl #confirmed
Emily Sophia
2024-05-10 21:49:35 +0000 UTCI love fridays
tessa
2024-05-10 21:49:33 +0000 UTCyayayayayay
alexa
2024-05-10 21:49:32 +0000 UTCyessss
Lilly
2024-05-10 21:49:32 +0000 UTChi hamzah im at my graduation ceremony for my associates degree i’ll listen later though
Karri
2024-05-10 21:49:30 +0000 UTCThanks for opening my package I’m sorry for the marzapans
Lucy
2024-05-10 21:49:28 +0000 UTCHi
samia
2024-05-10 21:49:22 +0000 UTCyayyyayay
j
2024-05-10 21:49:18 +0000 UTCyay!
manda
2024-05-10 21:49:13 +0000 UTCHappy hamzah friday
skyler 🍎
2024-05-10 21:49:10 +0000 UTC
