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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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93 - Heat Stroke Simulator

Watch a young man boil under the sun, as the the crystal blue beach behind edges him. I'm bummed about the last 20 min but it is okay bro. The stank eyes I got from this was crazy. My back is peeling as I type this 9 days may be too long.

Comments

I freaking love the new bladee album bro I’m glad you like it too 🙌

leo!

If you use sunscreen you’ll still tan!! Especially since you’re there for 9 days you’ll get a nice healthy tan

Brirocks

he touched grass...

Nahal🇮🇷

Finally finished this one, very unfortunate the camera stopped working I was admiring the waves in the back 😔

yas

Hamzah has a radio voice!

Alina

LMAO FRR

Constance

yes i’m jealous hamzah

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

“conk” 😭

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

Hiiii hru

ria

same

ariana

this intro is so tuff

ria

i can’t believe i bought this shit heyy slushy fans

ria

i thought y’all were doing the livestream today👿👿

colette

use the 6€ i just spent on this babe ☝🏼

ariana

also hamzah please for the love of god use sunscreen!!! 😭

ariana

hi slushers im new here

ariana

i’m drinking a slushy rn

qweencalliope

I didn’t mean to like a old post my b

6rim3eapr

not jealous cause this is a regular tuesday in florida 🥱

alyssa 𐙚

you should’ve bay watched it since it was so hot 👙

Daphne David

the fungal acne on ur arms is ketosis palaris! i recommend a scrub like first aid beauty’s for that

eloise heeks

polski slushy😮😮

Klara

COME TO MELBOURNE PLEASE

Xavier Emilan

thank u for answering my question hamzah, freaking awesome advice 👊🏼

Bella Predika

Please playyyy some more outlast

Brenda Moreno

Just came back from Florida literally today yet still jealous bc Alabama is shiet

Norah Hope

Boi if you don’t get to the beach and enjoy yourself b4 u get burt out.

Norah Hope

omg thank u so much ❤️ luckily my body is doing so well healing the scar 🙏🙏🙏

Jessica Huggins

God that beach is so pretty why can't I be a Toronto man with a podcast and a cool family to sneak into 😓😓

lily

I hope you're healing okay that sucks horribly 😰😰💕

lily

it’s a conch babe

charlotte

ur so evil for getting that woman in the back picking her underwear outta her ass why'd you do her dirt like that...

amy

COLLDD VISIONS

Bryan

i was like conk? what the hell is a conk. BROTHER ITS A CONCH... THE CH IS LIKE CHARLIE 😭

hana

Yup, too old for nettspend

anissa

hope ur having fun on the beach 😊🏝️

carrington

You are the sexiest man alive I hate to hear you talk negativity on yourself. Thank you for blessing us with this beautiful video

Carlee

fuck the podcast that water looks delicious I would love a mug or two, and a conch shawarma recipe. Great mind great work, I don’t miss my $5!

Peanus butter

draingang 😛

Basma

sunscreen doesn't stop the sun from tanning! tanning depends more on sun exposure time, skin tone, and a sunscreen's UVA blocking capacity than the SPF alone. don't risk it I don't wanna see u die ur so sexy ahah

paula

Yeah I’m so jealous Hamzah 😔😔

sabina

i cant listen to this in public, i just burst out laughing at the mention of conch shawarma

mowa

you look delicious in that red hat hamzah!

Frida N

How many subs do you have on here

Ida L

i’ve worn suncream every day on my face for the past 5 years and recently got a huge skin cancer on my forehead that needed a complex surgery to take it out 😭😭 I have a giant H scar on my forehead now i’m pissed . i’ll still b wearing suncream though .

Jessica Huggins

nevermind i accidentally bought another month so im still here!

Edie

omg fellow irish person!

S

he commented n said there hokas

Paola

the water is beautiful i can't even pay attention to this random man speaking on my screen

goby !!

I’m soooooo jealous 👿

Paola

hoka bondi 8 i'm pretty sure

eeveentually

I am a fellow Poor who went on family vacation to the smoky mountains.. it was lit lowkey

brooklyn

finishing up the episode now while i do the dishes and clean up after my family came over today and i feel so grateful to have found this podcast and slushy noobz. anytime i watch or listen it's like my little getaway from everything and it really brings such a sense of warmth to me!!!!! keep being awesome hamzah 💜

maiquinkledanielle

My best friends dad is dutch, and the way you talk about Dutch people will always be so funny to me bc it is so true

Mattias Della Croce

HEY SIMMMMM

Abby

omg hi abby

Simrit

nice choice for the green screen 🤪😍

joel

ahh its crazy how much the patreon has grown so happy for u but I did feel cool when u liked my comments on the old posts lmao

Nadzieja

If you like 3 body problem, I think you'd really like black mirror! I love that show

Illy🔮

I’m a slushy that also watches Cody ko🙂

Yara Ortiz

omg hii

jaedynsou

I like the beach I like the beach

Jenna

omg hi fellow oregon slushys

esme

Omg im so jealous ...

sham

These episodes cure my existence

Alan

hamzah i love you but please cover your mouth when you cough PLEASE

safiya

This is my last episode before my subscription ends i will be back in a couple of months 💔

Edie

I’m from Finland please visit we would celebrate you ❤️

evvie mae

Brooks are better

evvie mae

YOU ARE SO BEAUTY

evvie mae

does anyone know what shoes he’s wearing i like them

johana ruiz

i think you should watch baby reindeer on netflix

zahra

wonderful fantastic

heillion555

I don’t remember the last video where hamzah didn’t say “do you know that time in The Office when” lalalalalalala

alina

first advice submission fr was trying to meet a word count quota for the word "deceit" gah damn

xlurpee

Not you talking about Dutch guys as if they’re gods they are the devil reincarnated and have multiple eating disorder

Kella

you’re so good at accents bro the hamburger that got you cancelled on stan twitterwas spot on. The one episode where you were repeating the guy that works at the Dutch embassy sounded just like the average middle aged Dutch man and I say this as a Dutch girl. martins dad sounded exaclty like the average Balkan man lmao

Kella

I like the beach I like the beach I like the bitch

Kella

hi! yes, it's me!😁

hia

HAYLEY WILLIAMS PLEASE

Aiden

can we get martin's dad on the pod please...

hia

i love spending 5 dollars on this podcast just to listen to hamzah say he doesn’t believe in therapy or sunscreen ❤️

Andi

the shoes are lowkey fye though

Andi

hello how are i’m under the water please help me here too much raining

Andi

ME TOO

Andi

hamzah i think you should just go crazy have fun do 10 backflips have a drink

jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

Come to miami

ilovemyfriendstoo

Thanks for the advice Hamzah!! Ill update you if ill let him hit ❤️

Izabelle Tewolde

watched this at work instead of doing my job thanks king!

elena 🦞

as part of an immigrant family that has never even been on a plane before im glad hamzah is getting to be an island gal 😄

Kassandra

being the happy one is exhausting😒

manda

I get what you mean when you say 1 person has to be the irritated one. I had a friend who was irritated all the time and it made me mad that I couldn’t be the irritated one anymore bc I was that gorl.

manda

“ITS OUT OF CHARACTER 🗣️🔥”

Kassandra

beauty of joseon relief sun cream is saurrr good it’s spf 50+++

poopsparkle

i saved this podcast while eating my little treat after school. one of the best experiences of my life. now i have to do all my work on my caffeine high because i can’t focus any other time. thank you sir Hamzah!

poopsparkle

korean sunsticks are the move fr!! so easy and mess free and gives the skin a nice glow. converted my anti-spf friends by giving them each one 😭

jules

the COSRX vitamin E sunscreen is soo good! I say this as I am applying it.

Nayeli Ramos

So surreal to have hamzah read the DM you sent in. I was the LSD poster and his advice really resonated with me. I do think i live in the past and hold myself to my past actions. But what he says is true. Every day is a new day and you dont have to be the same person. You can be better. Quite the spectrum of different people in the slushy noobz fandom and really appreciative of the positivity in here. Remember kids, stay true to yourself or you may become a bitter old fool living in the past. And no i didnt murder anyone -_-. just lied when it would benefit me. Im done with that, ill live in the streets before straying someone the wrong way again, the guilt isnt worth it. Love you guys, stay up!!!!

Jay

i dont even like going to the beach but this is persuading me otherwise

Ale

Korean sunscreen babes 🫶 maybe look into ittt

vvan

you’re my me espresso

Ashlie Mason

use glycolic acid on ur arms for the strawberry bumps! 'The Ordinary' has a good cheap one

sayna ayerman

we will not be surprised when u come back with skin cancer

trap queen immy

I was scrolling through all the comments from the last post and seeing the growth made me so emotional I think one of the qualities i like about Hamzah is how he humanizes everyone and himself and that makes people feel so connected to him and comfortable around him and that explains why someone wants to pay him 5 dollars to hear him talk about pooping thats me

mana

and can u start replying to all the comments again thanks

prabs

Ok don’t wear sunscreen but also don’t complain when ur old and suffering from the consequences boy!!! 😅

Lot

hamzah give us ur opinions on kendrick’s diss track

prabs

Unfortunate

Nashita

raniya parody podcast mentioned

vic

I love my hokas bitch

Hamzah Al-Emad

sunscreen is so important hamzah .. u can get dark spots on ur face that will show up when ure old and frail

jan

i spoke to soon

blairbab.y

HELP the ppl in the back

Veronica Minuti

you should invest in some sunscreen with these 5$ 🤔🤔

Nicole ☆

how your phone didn’t over heat actually amazes me

blairbab.y

omg I'm so excited that bro found somebody to watch shows with

emily

watching from southern Ontario having an awesome time. wish the sun was real

emily

“woahh hooo put on a shirttt” 😭😭😭 shits hilarious

blairbab.y

omg just subbed the patreon with my dads credit card, hope the money can go towards some nicer shoes xx

Nashita

good luck

alayna

i’m late but thanks for posting missed you

charlotte

me listening from wet ass oregon

jaedynsou

Martin is gonna be the type of dad who has an egregious amount of useless knowledge

Ayev

I’m currently in college in my last month of the semester and I have never watched to be on vacation so bad. The water in the back is taunting me

Dominique

he doesn’t believe in therapy or sunscreen oh em gee

jules

Everytime you shout out North Carolina I get jump scared

Abby

I knew hamzah was a drainer

bex ☆

Class Notes - if he watches slushy noobz let him hit - new gen 4 nettspend and bladee - if u have a existential crisis search up Rick Rubin quotes - dont take acid if ur depressed - Jeff bezos - topless Nordic women - beach and tan - ambient music & aphex twin esque dad

JohnDoe

It’s soooo pretty

Abby

Put sunscreen on that scalp

Isabella S Estrada

slushy noobz studio LETS GOOOOOOOO

Ursula Ahmar

Thank you Hamzah for being the voice in my ears for my morning walk! See you on Sunday :)

serena

The family vacation beef

Analia Mendoza

Definitely get the "first aid beauty KP bump eraser" I used to have the worst strawberry skin on my arms and this helped me.

Bwee

MARTIN DUPE HELP

Galeah

i thought so lmao thanks

Donna

yep i think it was maybe in the drafts or something, it has a slightly different caption that maybe he wanted to change

Ursula Ahmar

Ikr

Dia

is it js me or did the audio only one post again js now

Donna

Andddd we’re back !

Erin

i literally thought that lady in the back was gonna get undressed and i got scared …

5ugardiaries

Did you get sand in your shoes?

Bwee

the third life is strange (true colors) is also good, different but good

Sam

I’m watching this during a fire drill

Susan Ramos

the people behind u is giving sims like ur in that one island club u guys were playing

poopsparkle

Cant believe slushy noobz is out here getting people laid

Elysianleima

hamzah WEAR SUNSCREEN OR IM GONNA UNSUBSCRIBE.

poopsparkle

on the back of your arms try to use aloe vera or calamine lotion if it gets really bad

Simrit

ALSO happy this was uploaded eariler i was so sad last night 😭

esme

hamzah in the cameo my friend got me you said to comment it was my birthday and you’ll like my comment so here is that comment

esme

😭😭😭

Elysianleima

listening while i’m getting a filling at the dentists office, thanks bro

mads reavis

woke up just for this ‼️

Susana

Hi brother oykonos

Arlene Puente

the random nervous laugh is sending me

bunny

I think you're suffering from heat rash

Sam

YUHHHH

olivia rodrigo

wait u answered my question the first 50 seconds…

monica

ur funny i wish u were real

aneya

okay bladeee🙏🙏

Skyler

thirst, hunger, shelter and boner is crazy😭

myra!

hamzah i love how you just have a never-ending supply of inspirational quotes that somehow relate perfectly to whatever topic you're talking about how do you do it

Ursula Ahmar

i, too, am a human trash bag lmao. all of my friends know they can give their leftovers straight to me

Ursula Ahmar

do you have sunscreen on

monica

Nahhh you’re a freak for saying “both of us are here you know”😭

serena

As an Irish person facing another straight week of grey skies, rain and cold - yes I am jealous 😭😭

Darragh

yes hamzah i’m jealous, can’t wait for a vacay 😔

chloe’

i wish it wasn’t raining in fuckass england rn

aneya

for the bumps on ur arms try using lactic acid lotion ‼️

mbrodie

I wonder if that lady in the back realized that we all j saw her ass

mymy 💋💋

LMAO

chloe’

Teacher was watching over my shoulder and asked if I’m watching Mr Beast

Lucy

YUPPP

bri

been awake for 5 minutes and i’m already reminded of my poor financial decisions

lyn

waking up to a new episode is the best feeling ever yay

carrington

as a fellow arab who thought they didn’t need sunscreen, please wear some 🙏 half of my relatives have skin issues now

yasmine

Slushy6ix is my real Hamzah

brylie

mhm now i have a delicious treat waiting for me after work

mari

this is very sweet

Ashlie Mason

i wish i could talk to him hed have 500 less problems

Xavier Emilan

watching this while eating breakfast before school

deeksha

Sometimes i forget that me and Hamzah aren’t actually best friends and that I quite literally pay five dollars a month just to hear him change topics every five seconds

brylie

also the curls are curling in curaçao 🤩

chloe’

YAY

Miles Pearson

Are they pasture raised 💯💯💯🔥

Alyssa Check

skipping class and listening ❤️ thank you hamzah for my academic decline

mary

Make sure to put on some aloe vera gel ☝️

Bibi

gonna eat eggs and watch this

colette

this early ass episode

meyah

extra pod mentioned ‼️ i convinced her to record 🤩

chloe’

RAHHHHH

Bibi

u posted a pod at 10:29 am that is a first

j

Thank you Hamzah

H

yayyy

kaelyn

slushy6ix mention 🙏🔥

maisie

great way to start my morning, thanks humbug!

siannauhh

ahhh

j

Hamzah you were in my dream last night

Anna Murray

I was listening to men I trust but I paused it for this

Alyssa Check

omg vacation patreon YEAHHH 🍾

blairbab.y

heavy on the crotch again hope u guys are having fun in the sun

holly

just in time for my shift 🙏 thank u hamzah

nell

kicking my feet 💓🤩

chloe’

Island gyal

H

Happpy hamzah friday

skyler 🍎

now i can clean my kitchen thank u

eloise heeks

amazing!

zoey

Yayyy

sy

so scenic 🙂‍↕️

michaela

Bello

Liberti Garcia

YUHHHH

doranial

hi hamzah

aubree

Woah

Lucy


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