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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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92 - Crotches Out

I apologies about showing too much crotch then some how make it worse by putting my laptop, Taylor swift is adress, new morning routine, a lot of scattered thought.

Comments

Who tf is bashar?

Crazyparrotlady

Igor as a full album is amazing. I freaked when you said it

Skyler Espinoza

this ep was refreshing

yas

Listening to this while on my walk in the neighborhood thank you

leah

scared of ur farts with the 4 eggs a day. Praying for the guests in your home

Alice Schacher

RELEASE THE DRESS TO IMPRESS VIDDDDDD

cylee🐺

Woah I’ve finally caught up I started watching the pod in February😭

Kimora

anyone else on the treadmill rn

liana

It’s in the description box of their YouTube videos :)

Elysianleima

some people were gifted airpods for christmas by their mommy okay 😒😒😒

Bre

disappointed there was no fatty bombatty cat pic

cat

I don't know what kind of movies you are looking at watching but one thing that made me discover good movies to watch is by going to your favourite movies on letterboxd, then reading the reviews and I just click on random people's profiles and see what they have listed in their top 4 favourite movies and then I just go and watch that :) its kinda fun n epic

mickelback666

29:21 I know you've probably already listened to it but Hamzah you have to listen to pink floyd dark side of the moon from start to finish, with good headphones too. There is a reason it was on the top 200 billboard charts for 724 consecutive weeks!!!!

mickelback666

fishing people out early and ghosting them is so real. if i can tell early on that i'm not gonna like them, why bother investing in the friendship further if they're just gonna annoy me later on down the road. i feel mean saying that but that's just how i've always been.

Elisa L

I feel you so bad w the solo experiences thing like sometimes its fine but i think ive just had to accept doing things alone atp but even then i lowkey avoid it

camryn

yes more stardew content, yes vlogmas/hiatus is a cool idea, and i've been doing the comprehensive hamzah 2024 workout plan and it's great. last time i worked out was 4 years ago in gym class junior year of high school, and even though i had to google what everything meant i think it's still pretty beginner friendly. currently on my 3rd cycle of the routine,, ive got leg day tomorrow (my favorite day). the other tips and tricks in that doc are super helpful too w nutrition and all that. so yeah anyways thanks for sharing that,, it's been a huge help w/ mental/physical health🙏

jack f

i feel like u try to reprimand urself before other people can like when u shut down ur lil heart-to-heart “scatterbrained” bit at the end but i enjoyed it. it’s actually nice to hear the sentimental personal thoughts. very nice 👍

Marty

i second this!!!!

giselle🐞

he posted rhapsody in green by mort garson in a story one time! the whole mother earth’s plantasia album is rly great. if you like that, i also rec stuff by hiroshi yoshimura, green-house, and tomcbumpz (loved the “comfortable silence” album).

jules

Yess!! That’s my fav too, the love to love you baby/try me mixing is a close second

A

Omg yes. The transitions between Hot Stuff, Bad Girls and Dim all the lights is my favorite part of it.

The Starboy

Also the OG Donna summer’s on the radio greatest hits album is incredible

A

To you also !

The Starboy

thank you for writing this comment. i have viewed it and read your words, and want to let you know they did not just disappear into the void without someone bearing witness to them. have a good day.

m3gamiind

emphasis on the emf radiation from air pods//bluetooth headphones. i am a big advocate for wired headphones & will die on this particular hill

sierra

I have to add that IGOR indeed is a fantastic album

The Starboy

29:20 I never comment but I HAVE to say that Beyoncé actually does albums that are full listening experiences and cohesive from beginning to end. Her two last albums are perfect examples of that. I know you wouldn't listen to that kind of music but I just wanted to correct the misinformation /j

The Starboy

Call me crazy call me deluded for this but I think I’ve watched too many episodes at once now hamzah’s face is starting to look the guy who plays Joey from 10 things I hate about you

alina

i will pay extra for this not even joking

doranial

Hamzah please create a master doc of video essay/quotes/books/ movies ?? you recommend watching/reading/listening I WANT TO BE MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE and be wiser like a wise 90 year old philosopher, please

doranial

go to the concerts solo!!! i do it all of the time and its honestly such an eye opening experience and a confidence booster, ive made some of the best friends ive ever had now doing things solo and it can be awk but iove it

jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

my monday highlight is tuning out first class of the day and feeding ooc brainrot, bless

june

I will pay triple for more Hamzah stardew valley content

Ella Bella

teezo touchdown iscoming to toronto on may 7 😘

sara

You still have rights as a tenant when you go from a lease to month-to-month! Your landlord would only be able to evict you for very specific reasons (like unpaid rent or they want to move into your unit) but they need to give you advance notice and provide proper documentation from the LTB. Even if they do provide documentation, still possible to contest it because these landlords are scummy and still find loopholes. There are a lot of resources on Reddit for Toronto renters!

leif

update is that to avoid stressful and expensive decision making I bought a used bike from 1992 for 75 doll hairs but it's cute and has character and also my legs are so sore from riding it why did biking seem so much easier as a kid lmao but I hope you had fun picking one out and have gotten to feel like the main character riding around the city :)

eeveentually

Hamzah u should watch monkey man and give us a review next week

aarushi

first time sub after canceling ei sub cuz they dont post, whazupppppppppppp

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Yes more Stardew pls!!!!!

Abby

29:21 Hamzah listen to Preachers Daughter

Greta

yes please more stardew

bria

yes please i would love more stardew 😊🙏

maisie

would actually love an ambient playlist

deylin malachi

where can i find the PO box address??

skylar

ur not suppressing anything ur just choosing what's in ur head idk if cuz im high but i thin k you were spitting something here

monkey333

reading the desc is like trying to decipher brain rot

F

yes. yes hamzah we want to see more of the farm.

لين

I’m on the treadmill as you talk about your workout routine slayy. I’ll have to try it someday

pinkfairy

so true queen that’s exactly how I feel!!!

Jenna

my tiktok feed has been the exact same 😭😭 literally so enraging it’s so unfun to be on

sofiiia

that’s my favorite!

colette

i agree i go out alone in nature alot and i go on solo trips alot and it helps me to connect with myself and love myself more it is more like selfcare practice for me and im sure everyone will eventually find the right people that add value love and joy to their lives

mana

being okay alone is the greatest thing you can learn to do while YOUNG 🙏🏻

Jenna

Doing things alone doesn’t need to be introspective at all. I do a majority of things alone in my life. It’s nice to make memories with myself and have things I can look back on and be happy about. Going to the beach alone, the movies, bookstores, dinners, trips…… try not to get to in your head about it and you will meet people along the way trust me!!! It all works out

Jenna

vlogmas is acc the whole month of december😍🙏🏼

prabs

black screen reflect at the end went crazy. gonna eat sandwich and hot chip at the beach.

antihoni

what if you did the PO box video on YouTube live? probably more viewers and it stays on the channel as a video. 💡🤔

Sam

Pleaseeeee release the dress to impress video to patreon😭😭🙏🙏🙏

Sofia

i hope all asmr videos give you tinglez 🎶🎶👌

Peanus butter

hamzah i have a passport

aubrey

good 4/20 episode

aliyah uddin

you saying EYE-ran hurt my heart a little bit

mariam🪿

Can’t wait for your book to drop. Yes I read theory. pHd in hamzahnomics soon inshallah!

Dia

pleae go to panchiko toronto

doranial

just subscribed worth the 5 dollars

emma

didn’t show the cat :(

Neena

I love it when you wear green!!! Suits you so much bae

Amalie

hamzah when you can come to the US, rhode island has great beaches!

eloise heeks

Spice it up be one of those strangers that chirp into other peoples conversations

A

Aw i wanna see the cat

Lot

REAL ASF

Jenna

Please get a cat, I just love seeing the animals sit in your guys laps and chill☺️

serena

panchiko has a concert april 30th in toronto, boa is also coming in september

Basma

Check out the artist Hana Vu! she’s gonna be in Toronto July 19th touring her new album and she’s a pretty small artist so tix aren’t that expensive.

serena

for the vlogmas thing a lot of people do every other day of vlogs and it eventually hits christmas and people usually end it there. but a month without slushy noobz would kill me ❤️ hope this helps.

Andi

You described the treadmill routine like that that one scene from American Psycho

Lisa

omg what was it😭😭

ava💐

yes more stardew valley gameplay please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

esme

Starting my Siri count now

Isabella S Estrada

so real

jenn

please adopt the fat cat so we can expand the slushy universe . and yes to more stardew :D

lnburn

YES PLZ FOR YHE PLAYLIST

mari

I can be the fatty in your home

Cayden raymond

i always look forward to Peanus butter comment

emma

love the glasses sm

aliyah

I vote yes to vlogmas 🌟

H

i would love to see some more stardew 🙏 i literally downloaded it after ur last gameplay

roro

are you saying you have dat secretary walk now?? I also like phone calls while walking at night time until I realize I’m actually screaming because I heard an echo and then I feel stupid and hang up. Another easy watch, Cheers!

Peanus butter

the way u say iran like eye ran... boi you aint running no where 😂

poopsparkle

humbug pls post the video of the cat we all want to see

dara

No wait bc he’d actually rock that

Izabelle Tewolde

PLEASE more stardew

Gabrielle

Can’t wait to see you and Martin high again ( you better be fr )

Izabelle Tewolde

i apologies

aubrey

nothing could ever make me do fuckass cardio FUCK CARDIO

poopsparkle

idk if ur into beyonce but cowboy carter is a great album listening experience 🙂‍↕️🫶🏼

loanni

im really loving ur librarian glasses look today hamzah

poopsparkle

Ok but grimes needs to drop that one Track she played at coachella THIS IS MUSIC FOR MACHINES

porcelain

wait i’m gonna miss the apartment corner 😞 but a set shows the pod is doing well so that’s a win

mary

please drop the playlist i need a new one

chloe’

Hamzah you'd hate me. rip. when I was 16 I went on hunger strike because my parent wouldn't let go see Childish Gambino in Sydney :/

Subah Kamal

a little crotch shot never hurt nobody!

mary

Ly2 queen

Kella

ooc and slushy noobz have actually been my entertainment on the treadmill all winter so ty for making cardio a lil more bearable

adeliya

this video opened my third eye! its time I introspect on who I call my friends and who I call my "monthly-check-ins"... Thanks for another work of art Hamzah!!!

heillion555

i bring my ipad and watch something when i eat out alone

Breanna

safe travels!!

chloe’

just did horrible on an exam this helped me 😊

zoey

Also my grandma was born in Curaçao and she spoke Papiemento which is a Spanish dialect/ creole language so the ethnic sounding name probably stems from the Spanish origins of the island

thog

guys i think hamzah likes the office a little bit 🤔🤔

roro

I dint see your crotch 🤫 anyways thank you hamzah I am at work washing raw chicken off of 4 foot long cutting boards and you made me feel a little better

lily

Pleaseeeee

lily

Girl in red and laufey are some nice concerts coming up. I am an avid solo movie goer, but that’s bc I’m a fanatic. I’ve gone to a handful of concerts by myself but is not my fav. Especially before the artist comes out and in between sets but them performing always makes up for the ruminating :) also civil war wasn’t that bad😭7.9/10. It’s A24 so it had a lot of beautiful shots!

aa

I have never watched the Office… is est over fur mich?

thog

i have also been getting those exact tiktoks i have no idea why

koo

getting the cat would be such a fun patreon vlog

hia

my current fav quote is anais nin: touched bottom again. decided to liberate myself. we are never trapped unless we choose to be

kat

can we get the unreleased Andrew Curtis and Claire's Slushy vids here on Patreon please? even if it's raw footage or whatever. 🙏🙏

Sam

if you want to suffer for 30 minutes the 12 3 30 will make you feel like a new person

Breanna

When I visited Amsterdam I couldn’t help but giggle at people speaking Dutch. Also everyone is beautiful there. Also fun fact the New York accent is heavily influenced by Dutch, which is where we get our use of long vowels from. Commenting like my dad rn sorry love u

Ayev

I've been doing a tiktok detox for like the past week and I genuinely can never doomscroll on there again

arina

thank god i just got off a 11 hr shift this just what i needed

KC

if the slushy noobz disappeared for a month and a half I think the virus would get the best of me and I would pass away

arina

my first language is Dutch and you and Martin should do a reaction video on the Dutch language. English speaking people always think it’s so funny and you and Martin would have the funniest reactions on Dutch words

Kella

who's your dream guest on your podcast hamzah?!?!

madison

i literally go out to eat,movies, and concerts all the time by myself it is mindless for me. i’ll never wait for someone to do something with me because is it genuine at that point? some people are just very dependent so when they finally are alone they act like it’s like big eye opening soul searching moment compared to me just eating lunch on a free saturday (if it is for them that is completely fine but i think it’s odd when they push their thoughts onto people on the internet with things they just “discovered”)

dellptvhead

happy hit that pu$$y from the back friday everybody

sarah

Please listen to Florence + the Machine!!! Azalea Banks has never beefed with her and I think that says a lot 😼

Bwee

for someone who complains sm abt grammar in the advice section, i truly cannot understand what the caption of this video says 🫶

aneya

i’m ready for tiktok to go let’s all go back outside

dellptvhead

solo outer - there's not much introspection lol i don't talk to anyone unless i want to compliment them but i had to train myself out of being in my head about it (as a fellow ruminator it's just exposure therapy). tldr; just do the thing alone

kat

How about two weeks for a reset pause? Bank videos if you need a longer break

Sam

noo you were serving thigh hamzah it’s okay

trap queen immy

The machine 😭

skyler 🍎

“i’ll put it on the screen if i remember” he did, in fact, not remember

aneya

Congrats on discovering walking Hamzah

Ayev

hamzah you forgot to add the video of the cat

addie

PLEASE get a cat Hamzah

Erin

Omg new ooc set im gonna miss the wonky photo frames

Lina

Oh thats a perfect song to walk to! Mine consisted mostly of Hole 😭😭

Bwee

THE MARC JACOBS AD u guys r insane

deeksha

No way! I couldn't handle a month and a half of no Slushy vids 😵‍💫

Sam

Spoiler alert: it is not showing on the screen

skyler 🍎

why did i also walk on the treadmill with 3.5 speed and 4.0 incline because i also hate cardio but did do a little after the walk 😭

dellptvhead

hamzah you will have to get your arab card revoked for pronouncing it as eye-ran 😔

Ursula Ahmar

Personally the extra thigh in the latest slushy noobz video was like the fan service episode

vvan

let me guess hes gonna mention travis kelce

poopsparkle

Hello Humbug

aarushi

i needed this

poopsparkle

it’s cheese pizza! the frozen kind from costco

addie

thank u! it is very delish

addie

cute bike helmets: https://www.trekbikesofmountpleasant.com/product/electra-cool-cat-helmet-358238-1.htm

DeTonyeá

vlogmas was every day in december

j

oh my goodness yes, i remember i went through a phase of just listening to 'better off alone' on repeat😭it helps sm

hia

Samesies! With fast pace music... its good too rn

Bwee

The glasses must stay on

Bibi

i fr just recommend putting the phone away, it can become so therapeutic to just give yourself an hour to just walk

hia

I also care! What kind of pizza?

Bwee

a few years ago i lost 60 pounds just by walking 10k steps everyday. walking really is awesome

hia

You look beautiful btw

skyler 🍎

you looks so mesmerizing

Nicole ☆

bikes are intimidating there seems like theres so much to know about them 😭

eeveentually

glasses on, crotch out

vic

wait the way I am also trying to get a bike tomorrow

eeveentually

cunferble 😭 the stripped pants look super comfy though

georgia

slushy x gucci, when??

wafaa

You look too good today lol can’t concentrate on anything ur saying

Kella

i did not notice ur thighs in the vid 😭😭

mima

I saw the most graphic comment on the latest video specifically about your southern region it was tooo crazy

Bwee

I didn’t even notice ur underwear was showing lmao I was too focused on the fact that yall were raw dogging the eclipse and staring directly at it😭😭😭

iguessitsleanne

wait i care, that sounds amazing

mima

BROTHER HAMZAH

Catherine

Its FW friday, yall fw me?

Bwee

wanted to listen to this audio only while i clean but u look too cute

liv

i was crying alone in my room but my queen posted so im better now. ty babygirl ❤️

mima

"was that a creative choice" LMAO

hia

i’m hanging out with my friend… i’ll be back in an hour and a half…

mary

😼

freya

Why is ur shirt wet

aihs

so crotchety

shae

Peeyamas

Erin

IM ABT TO GO TO A TRAMPOLINE PARK WITH MY FRIENDS AND THEY UPLOADED BOII

Analia Mendoza

thank you hamzah, now i have something to watch while i eat my dinner 😌

lyn

hello my fav young mann

kenna

It’s okay I forgive you❤️❤️

iguessitsleanne

just in time for dinner im eating pizza if anyone cares

addie

Seeing ur thighs is a rare experience

Abby

Free the crotch humbug

Galeah

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

alissa

🐸

Grace

yesss

j

AYIEE

maxie

HAMZAH FRIDAY!

day

OH EM GEE

Nicole ☆

Smash

Cayden raymond

can i be honest...i was starting to lose hope

hia

YIMMY

Yasmiin

Happy hamzah friday 🌹

skyler 🍎

HOORAY

Lucy


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