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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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91 - Woah Hamzah Chill

Some subjects mentioned in this episode: Charli Bahamas Trip, OJ Simpson dying, Flight Reacts, Harry Styles, Picking no nose, hiring a cleaning lady, Pinkpantheress, David Dobrik, and regrettably more.

Comments

4/10 eye contact this episode Hamzah. I am sensing some intimacy issues

Grace

about the david dobrik DACA thing, i can’t find it anymore but a couple weeks ago i saw a tiktok about how he invested one million dollars into tesla and when you invest that amount into a US company you qualify for a green card so yeah he basically bought his citizenship for 1M dollars 😍

bunny

Good five dollars spent

Slader

chop chop podcast boy

spoiledsenseless

Babe I know ur in the Dutch Caribbeans but where’s the new episode

Kella

Corporate America talk sounded like slam poetry

Luz De La Mora

real

gabriella piscani

i yelled back at them calling one of them dirty…they are all big talk with their friends but alone they are quiet😭😭 like boi who r u…

Analia Mendoza

bark at them

aubrey

I was watching the new video tday while i was walking outside during 5th period and these 2 guys (my opps) were yelling crap at me and they kept staring ugh what do i do….😒😒

Analia Mendoza

Hamzah I just want to inform u that I was getting my hair done yesterday and told the girl who was responsible for my duty to watch slushy noobz and to spread the virus

porcelain

I’m dying at you laughing at the girl saying she prays to Jesus 😭

B

his brain must be studied for science

aliyaahh

i’m a massive gatekeeper IDC i’m never happy when anything i like blows up mostly just because the new fans are almost always super annoying. but i also have an individuality complex so it’s kinda just a me issue. i’m happy for the artist or influencer that’s getting more opportunities tho i guess

addie

LMAO I’m glad he mentioned Amy winehouse actress

Ava

Omg the point about anyone making YouTube video essays is SO REAL. I need quality! Like I need to finish a video essay feeling like I gained so much knowledge that I’ll do nothing with. But I need it to be credible 😂

Madi B

There are heads here

Juliana LaPara

did you see grimes coachella set meltdown 💀

dani

god i love you hamzah

ava byers

avene cleanance face wsh and serum theyre mild so they wont destroy ur skin and they acc work sooo well💯

paige

Yes please

ania

LMAO THE JESUS PART KILLED ME

Kella

yes plz

leena

i looked away from my screen for one minute while you were doing the advice segment to finish my work and you were on the floor

dara

literally what do i have to do for a restock

dara

hamzah if you read comments pls do a meetup or show in San Francisco with martin 🫶 love y'all

skylar

i need to see martin n hamzah play dress to impress.

dara

Hamzah we need more slushynoobz roblox videos!!Pls i have an illness where if i dont see a roblox video i will die😢

Kylie L

i’m going to spell ‘fart’ the way you did now

aubrey

Cant beleive you called oj creative 😂

Jay

You’re leaving the country the same day Taylor swift drops her new album❤️

Kella

beware of pigeons i ran one over 🫶 you’ll be fine

aneya

Hamzah here reminds me of this one majid Jordan song

Agniezka

😂😂

Agniezka

harry styles is just chilling rn with his girlfriend taylor russel, and his hair has grown back thank the lord 🙏 i think new music is coming soon, he’s taking a break after finishing his recent tour

maisie

let the lady have your chocolate 😔

Nicole ☆

listening to this while on the beach in miami

Gozalyn

I loved this TED talk

nina

i LOVE the slushynoobz cooking videos so much. i watch them with such a large smile across my face its actually insane

Megan W

i missed out on the merch i have fomo

Charlotte

26 :/

aubrey

i love plhayboy cartay

F

Can you and Martin please play outlast 2 it’s so scary but such a good game it will make me so happy

Brenda Moreno

paying 5 dollars to hear about burping, farting, pooping, and nose picking!!!

goby !!

my mama said Oj's life went downhill because he married a white woman. Maybe she knows something we don't. I don't know she she's not the sharpest tool in the box. Also farding is better than burping, it's like closure, releasing a ghost from your booty, I feel like a pressure cooker. A good fart can save me a lot of time and stress. Great listen, bye.

Peanus butter

sounds like a YouTube challenge bruh

Peanus butter

they were talking about people playing ironic characters and eddy brought up slushy noobz and how well martin and hamzah play their characters and how funny it is. then they watched a few tiktoks

Maya

Omg what did he say

Ashlyn Robinson

love coming home from a long day of work to a new podcast episode ❤️ thank u king

esme

This is for everyone I’m so passionate abt this stuff fr

Kenz

also look up the brand sacheu. their lipid serum!!!!!! It’s for gua sha… I notice such a difference without it.

Kenz

Madison beer uses panoxyl so I use panoxyl… really really works just keep it wet & foamy for 2 minutes !!!!

Kenz

everytime i see ian on my tl i Get scared as fuck who AREEE you white boy...

nur

btw, eddy burback mentioned you and martin + slushynoobz in the most recent patreon episode of "sad boyz" by jarvis johnson and jordan adika

Maya

not ian being a nepo baby omg

alyssa 𐙚

haven’t watched the episode i just wanted to say i saw pinkpanthress and bk tonight❤️

safiya

such a good book

mari

omg i got my g license driving test next week and reading this made my stomach drop 😭

jules

Okkkk latino

mari

woaow a hamzah main channel comeback was not on my 2024 bingo card omg but i can’t wait to see what greatness you’ve been keeping in the archives!!

jules

tierra whack mentioned!

Erin Kopatich

if u don’t watch contrapoints already u should watch her most recent video on twilight gorgeous work

loanni

I was at a party tonight and bonded with a guy over the shared obsesion we have over slushy noobz, love you man

Izabelle Tewolde

I work at Panera and I can’t stand seeing old people get the charged lemonades anymore..I’m scared they’re going to have a heart attack on the spot. 😭💔

Lucy

ur my flightreacts

meyah

Pinkpatheress really is so good so amazing music! Love her

Dominique

Omg yesss

iguessitsleanne

I am once again begging you to play facade with Martin 🙏

belbel

Use salicylic acid face wash only at night time … it helps acne. Don’t use any crazy shit on ur face

Jenna

No more backwards cap for the advice section your swag went down dude

thog

the limerence thing is so real time to ask a man gay son or thot daughter and zap myself back to earth

roro

nose pimples are the worst bc they’re so cartoonish like of all places to have a pimple 😒😒😒

roro

i have not slept in 37 hours and now i HAVE to stay up another hour to watch this. thanks a lot.

liv

Ok well now i wanna know who fr is the oldest person here cause theres no way its 28 .. very old people pls show yourselves

xanthe

u should put the ooc sticker on it, i put it on mine and it's cute asf

hia

What you said about not completely opening up reminded of this part from "Crying in H-Mart" by Michelle Zauner: "always "save 10 percent of youself." What she meant was that no matter how much you thought you loved someone, or thought they loved you, you never gave all of youself. Save 10 percent, always, so there was something to fall back on." Another book i highly recommend! i cried (like bawled) almost every chapter, but very good

serena

U so humbug coded in advice section

Ayev

Hamzah if you don’t give it back and they cant charge your card they will send a bill to your house and if you don’t pay it then you will get in trouble. Send that shit back bro 😭

Marly

harry styles is with me at home im literally cooking him a sandwich as i am writing this

Emily Sophia

so hyped for the revival of ur own yt channel

deeksha

omg wait i just peeped u got a nalgene bottle i love those sm

hia

Pooping > burping

A

The backwards cap is really swag dude

thog

so what you’re saying is that in order for me to stop liking you we have to meet and go on a ramen date?

colette

Merch restock when pls ? 🧍‍♀️

Faith

if you're looking for some good video essayists, i recommend mina le or f.d. signifier on yt!

chloe

I only remembered because people on twitter are sending her condolences 😭😭

Bwee

me when i'm at the finding random vapes competition but hamzahthefantastic is already there 🤦‍♀️

kandi

i feel like u dream about tiktok

j

a cleaner came to my house once and she ate a handful of undercooked spaghetti from my pan when i looked away

aneya

Luckily I have purse

Isabella S Estrada

sidewalk rage is real

laura

just finished watching the malcom x 1992 film, will now tune into this. my two states of mind

zahra

The cleaning lady is actually so brave for eating a client’s chocolates just like that 🙏

Lot

byee I forgot about this rumor. This too!!! 😹

monica

was absolutely not prepared for your comfy position

serena

you're mad ian is not a plant

metaversebitch

Zz

bella b

i love every slushy noobz video don't worry 🥰

poopsparkle

hamzah i jus got a 3k refund frm the tax man today. merch restock now if yall want a cut 🤝🏽

jules

The water in Toronto gives me acne me and my friends call it Toronto acne

Jenna

pinkpantheress have purse 😍😍👛👛👛

roro

Do both!

Bwee

new pants unlocked

adeliya

streaming this from my airpods while at my retail job,, thanks hamzah for the energy to push thru

pari

“Did your boots stop working? Did you legs start twerkin?🎶”

iguessitsleanne

hamzah friday

day

me rn

greenpants

People thought u were doing a “bit” when u picked your nose in the Omar and Luca video soooo maybe a problem LOL

Emily

yippie!

ciara

This is the only Patreon I’ll subscribe to for more than a month

Kk

should i raw dog this video or get chipotle and be at peace

poopsparkle

bro is digging for gold 🍀💰😂

poopsparkle

my old math professor had the “choose life” monologue from trainspotting and i have lived vicariously through it ever since

doranial

black heads are like those likkle black spots on ur nose, u need to exfoliate!!

prabs

you know it's gonna be a banger when the lineup in the description is crazy

hia

And also confess to being Khloe's true father... disappointed

Bwee

i just failed my driving test will this make me feel better or worse

aneya

i think the camera’s a sticker

aneya

I love that video

Erin

She’s gonna peg us !!

Erin

I get so confused about your computer is it a laptop or an iPad because the camera on it looks fake to me for some reason

Sophia E.

a caffeine peel? oh hell nah

chloe’

You might have sebaceous filaments. I don't know about it but methinks I have it bc of tiktok

Bwee

hi hamzah

bella b

Caffeine peel 😂

Victoria Jonathan

a vape hit after every bite is crazy ngl

mary

Love this

Ethan

did you upload this to spotify or is it just loading and im being impatient

Maniya

Don’t worry about the nose picking Hamzah, Martin’s nose picking in the Mr Beast video is still ten times worse to me, he was DIGGING and he ate it 😭

laura

Cute shirt

Sofia Camille

Just got off work so I can pay for this. Now I get to skip home and listen to this. Dreams do come true 💛

Isabella S Estrada

I also have a pimple on my nose.... i call that divinely connected ❤️

Victoria Jonathan

whats ur thoughts on beersospodcast

dani

Upload timed perfectly with my Uber eats delivery🤩

serena

hey i want u

egg

My co workers thought OJ had been dead for years

Erin

Hi Hamzah if you tune in to ATEEZ's performance at the Coachella Sahara stage I will subscribe for another month 🙏🏻

Malak

they can never make me hate you

cel 👸🏼🎀

thank you for the trigger warnings in the description 🙏

chelsie

Hamzah has seen the ick edit

Loach

Wait guys let me hit my blinker first

vvan

Yippee can’t wait to go watch this after work this day has felt soooo long holy fuck

Momo

Hamzahs digging for gold 🤩

Lee

picked that nose right from the start

April

OJ dying pisses me off, he could of left a note or something 🙄🙄 we know u did it

monica

yay :D

Dia

Finally bro it’s 1 am and I stayed up for this

Lot

RAAAHHHH

Bibi

this is what i needed rn

zoey

happy freaky frog friday!

khalia

bitch we twinnin with my new teethie shirt

colette

Hooray! Yippie!

Bwee

yes!

doranial

MAMA MAMA

Iris Greer

Great…

moonie

I can feel OJ looking up at me 🥹

Abby

we twinning w the shirt rn 😋😮‍💨

aaliyah

hi bae

jaina

purrrrrrr thank u king 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

shae

fav notification

chloe’

jumped for joy at this notification

mary

Hey humbug

Galeah

hurray huzzah hurray huzzah patreon post 😊

trap queen immy

Just got my tooth fairy shirt we are twinning!! 🙌

skyler 🍎

Yippy 🧍‍♀️

Faith

AYIE

maxie

i need a hamzah teeth shirt so bad

Lilly Erb

thank God i was having withdrawals

wafaa

👍👍

Ailyn

Happy hamzah friday

skyler 🍎

woah hamzah chill

Genesis Sofia


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