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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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88 - The Shrooms Resume

I take shrooms and go to an orchestral concert. Taylor swift is 9th cousin to Jeffery Dahmer, I'm sober forever, and I decide I'm not going to save Tiktok. Holy cow

Is the audio funky

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precious

this feels so wrong watching older and older episodes

erin

6/10 eye contact this episode. Started off strong but deteriorated. Decent job Hamzah

Grace

"Seeing 40 bucks come out of your bank account every 9 days is not pretty" was too real. That's why I started smoking cigarettes for only 12 bucks out of my bank account every 14 days! #GivingAdviceBack

Ashley Endean

the vape thing is so true like i haven’t vaped in a year but. i wont say that the thought of a delicious mint vape doesn’t linger ever so often

candy

What ever happened to freak show?

Liberti Garcia

it’s so worth it i promise you

madison

i just bought stardew valley bc of martin and hamzah this better be worth it…

Catherine

am i the only that ever since i quit vaping i j get kinda grossed out by the taste/smell for some reason. ill admit i never stopped liking the headrush tho lol

abbey

i tried playing stardew valley once and i couldn't get into it but now i really wanna give it another chance bc ive heard so many good things about it

clementine

as someone who started editing on vine i completely agree with you about the edits like. Why is the intro longer than the actual edit itself 😑 we gotta bring back edits that r under 30 seconds long PLEASE.

clementine

not the geek bar… stay safe out there

Elena

(Asked for 🍄advice) here to say… it was on such a whim but it was amazing. and the great slushy bake-off was the perfect thing to watch. I also scream cried like in modsommar then laughed for three hours. Can’t wait to be outside next time. Still chilly :/ Thanks for your advice!! Also anyone reading HE WAS RIGHTTT do not do alone … i took 4 grams alone bc yk but if it wasn’t for my dog I would’ve felt SO alone.

Kenz

i literally just broke 8 months of no nicotine and i know that’s why i’ve been having anxiety and i’m like 🫣

Reilly Bauer

This podcast is so refreshing-finally seeing a content creator use their brain cells 🙏

Illy🔮

im in love with that sexy man on the left :3

Kay

im using my voice

Chimdindu Onyia

I agree

nyla

yeaa, i think it rly comes down to just reminding myself how dookie weed makes me feel. it’s kinda liberating to think that i have full control over my emotions and actions and could do literally anything else that is prolly a better use of my time if it means i never have to feel that again. anw, tysm! 🫶🏽 your comment made me reflect a lot and these were all helpful words to rmr 💗 wishing you all the best in your journey !!

jules

Loved all the advice this week and the I agree TikTok needs to go… its time, something will always take its place

Kaylee Gray

i once accidentally took shrooms 😔

laura boughton

animal crossing

Susie

hello im new here and im loving it 🥰😜

liisa with double i

Spotify episode has no sound dude

josh simpson

hamzah there’s no audio on the newest episode

Oscar Schmidt

ooo I love laughing gas 😍😍😍

Sulaiman

some people take the wrong route with religion and trying to give "advice" and end up just pushing people further. very infuriating when you realise the religion was completed over 23 years so overnight change is impossible

Sulaiman

i was rly struggling with being depressed weed recently lowkey i think this is a sign i need to stop

sheridan thexton

i started playing stardew thanks to you and its actually the best game ever i am having so much fun

madison

Good epiphany, im proud of u even tho its happens to be so easy to fold sometimes, u deserve sm praise trying hard enough to take care of urself. I do also think tiktok gots to go, ever since i deleted it my attention span went back to normal istg

ania

i laughed when they started playing journey of the prairie king

grace

ahhhh addiction is so hard to deal w and sad to watch your loved ones struggle with- thanks for sharing your thoughts towards the beginning

willow

Prepare to flush your sockets its so fun wooo

Charlie

𝓉𝒸𝒽… 𝓎𝑜𝓊’𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒…

charlize

Or do i just live in australia

Agniezka

1500 for four wisdom teeth is criminal

Agniezka

Being sober is actually very fun and cool

Cat

Long form content ftw increased attn span ftw

Cat

You sharing ur weed story is so comforting because I literally used to sell and be a pothead but I cannot smoke anymore bc every time I actually might kill myself

Ayev

depending if ur awake or not 🫶 i personally had a local anesthesia, where only my mouth was numb and i heard everything 😍

gyatt eater

The way Taylor Swift being related to Jeffrey Dahmer doesn’t surprise me

Mckay

also i understand on what you're saying about the different "levels" of commitment people have with religion, especially islam. i struggle with it a lot but i am always reminded of the verse "do for this life as if you live forever, do for the afterlife as if you die tomorrow" by Ali ibn Abi Talid where it basically says live your life here as fulfilling as u can but also balance religion as well. it's definitely a test trying to balance out the deen and the dunya but ultimately we're still so young and have so much to live for, it's okay to not be the "perfect muslim" (i am def not lol)

sharifa

asking for your hand in marriage during taraweeh is lowkey crazyyyy 😭 sister i'm praying for you

sharifa

the intro to ooc is sooooo good it literally makes me feel like i’m levitating

fairyprincess222

I’m so hi I thought he was Michael Jackson at first

Liv

sorry not hamzah but jodi will request a cauliflower on the 19th of spring which doesn’t give you enough time to grow one for her that year… KEEP ONE SAVED!! 🫶🫶

shaya

were u thinking of animal crossing? it’s like stardew valley

prabs

will the posters be included in the restock?

jules

Hambone + Penny Forever ♾️💞

Sam

when he married penny, i was like a proud mom

Emily Sophia

i was awake for when they took all 4 of my wisdom teeth out 😀. they only gave me a shot to numb my gums 😀 i didn’t feel a thing though just heard my bones being CRUSHED! but it wasn’t bad. the recovery was rough not gonna lie. also, since u introduced me to stardew valley i’ve made like 5 farms and finally reached perfection on my beach farm. SO PUMPED FOR THE UPDATE!

Emily Sophia

honestly i just kept thinking about things that i would rather spend my time on & would make me feel better if that makes sense. idk if its the same for smoking but🤘 i guess it was finding hobbies and just thinking to myself how drinking etc wasnt really worth it for a short time high🫠 finding healthier options to replace it with🫶🏻 main idea of “oh i could be putting my energy/spending time doing this instead and it’ll fulfill me more” i was so fed up of feeling the wave of depression hit after. it takes some commitment but im proud of u too ! u can do it 🫂

michaela

proud of u!! i also recently stopped smoking bc the post-high clarity depression each time was not itttt. fighting the urge continues to be a challenge for me tho. any tips?

jules

yeah that makes sense..

shaya

luckily ur foot was covered by the pretty flowers 🌸🙏🏼

prabs

I just started stardew valley, do you have any tips hamzah

Gozalyn

🤍 whilst i agree that an element of religion requires your ability to remain steadfast and thus committed e.g. pray 5x, i subscribe largely to the idea that faith practice is borne of a decisive heart that recognises the limitless divinity in everything created and thus submits to the Creator, so less analog in the way commitment kind of suggests and more intentional. i guess this may account for why there is such a harsh punishment for not praying in islam since it is a rejection of the innumerable blessings we have (14:34). praying = realisation+manifestation of gratitude. i may be taking your words out of your context and if that is the case sowey but as a muslim did not want a passing comment 2 lead 2 negative perception of it u must understand

zahra

Penny all day

Hamzah Al-Emad

Oh hey what

Hamzah Al-Emad

i've had some dental work done and nitrous oxide knocks me out, you should be asleep for it

Daniel Moss

who else remembers when hamzah would play stardew valley and stream. that was beautiful

eloise heeks

I got my wisdom teeth taken out without anesthesia, a little scary and I cried so be prepared for the weirdest feeling in your mouth everr!!

Gloribel Romualdo

Drink a lot of pineapple juice two days before, a pint every day two days before then at least a cup hours before. Trust me it helps you swell less and you will be healed faster!!

Gloribel Romualdo

sameee

Neena

me and my friends started coding a new tiktok trust💪🏻

Althea

bro wth i paid closer to 2k cad out of pocket for 4 wisdom teeth that weren’t even impacted 😭 stay loyal to ur dentist hamzah

jules

listening to this while walking on the golden gate bridge

vic

so who is your go to stardew spouse? 🤨

shaya

He really thoughtttt😭

Victoria Jonathan

Why his MacBook look like an iPad am I missing some

Anna Nguyen

yeah they’re charging me $1,200 WITH insurance

vic

Ayyy my Reddit post was referenced

fargo

New wardrobe item unlocked 😲

A

Can we pls get a hamzah after dentist video

A

your hair looks so good

Oscar Schmidt

shrooms are the freaking best

Oscar Schmidt

Hi

thog

now i wanna play stardew again

serena

Fun fact that “infinite phlegm” in your throat might actually be acid reflux because the vape juice irritates your esophageal lining and weakens it, so you could be coughing up a tiny bit of stomach acid.

iguessitsleanne

dental hygienist here, lol pls get local anesthesia there is no way theyre going to extract your wisdom teeth with nitrous alone. price is a steal tho!

wafaa

Can u put ur teeth on sale 🥺🙏🏽

Halimaaa

Wait ur hair… it’s giving Michael Jackson

Halimaaa

fr cause i need afterpay for the 5 bucks a month

gi

the muslims are going through it this ramadan, good luck y’all

Sereen

i fell asleep on my back like a dying victorian child while listening to this

annabelle

Popped in to this women’s shelter for a month. It was great while it lasted.👍🏾🖐🏾

Maryam

me like

Shaheen K

You and martin are definitely not the rich family from parasite 😂👎

metaversebitch

you will hear your bones getting crushed during the wisdom teeth removal it’s kind of fun

gyatt eater

WAS GONNA EAT IFTAR ALONE BUT I GOT THE NOTIF SO UR MY COMPANY TODAY HAMZAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Rafa Khraisheh

𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩

annabelle

thirty sixth 😁

roro

Bruh why is it so expensive over seas. In austraila I paid $150-$200 per tooth. Lol

Rim Elnabouche

Before you suck the life out of us. I’m deaddd

Maryam

ayeee getting my wisdom teeth removed too but i will be asleepzzzz

Neena

video idea: u and Martin do insane amounts of heroin and play Fortnite ??

JohnDoe

thought he was in a wheelchair at first

olivia rodrigo

hell ya

emma

Why does Hamzah look sad today ☹️

Rim Elnabouche

100% agree on the sober thing especially w drinking, ive been feeling this way since last year & how bad it makes my depression 🫠 two months sober🤘😜

michaela

Omg also my sis got her removed without anesthesia as-well, but heads up to u, its not fun awake, even tho u feel no pain lol….

Soma

Outfit is fire

Abby

NOT YOU THINKING YOURE IN THE PARASITE FILM IM SO DEADDD

charlize

I got all 4 wisdoms removed at the same time literally the worst thing ever. I say get some soupy/ smoothie foods ahead of time. I literally could not stand without my jaw throbbing.

Soma

thank you, I’m gonna pregame st pattys to this

chelsie

your lisp is really prominent this ep i cannot stop blushing… 𝒽𝑒𝒽… 𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝓂𝑒 :)

charlize

the camera angle getting even wider i see 💰

aneya

your hair is kinda giving thriller era michael jackson

eeveentually

as soon as I saw that story of yall at that orchestra I knew you were on psychedelics fr

mickelback666

Audio SUCKS

Ayev

thirteenth

Lydia

so excited for this episode lol

nova dowdell

fourthst 😁🙏

charlize

youre crazy for not doing anesthesia though

Breanna

ok wtf my 4 wisdom teeth were 6k

Breanna

1 of my cousins teeth costed around 800 to get taken out so for 4 teeth that sounds really good😭

sofia

third

imim

🙁

charlize

the craving truly never goes away it sucks😭, whenever i see someone smoking i immediately feel the urge to buy a pack but we stay strong

hia

ur making fun of me im going to kill myself

charlize

Hamzah omg I just booked my wisdom teeth removal right before this ! I am paying 1200 with insurance so you’re goodd

Momo

second

sofia

first

martin

First

Hamzah Al-Emad


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