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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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All my good karma has a acclimated to an incredible tax expense. I watched The Holdovers and it opens my third eye. Birthday recap. Happy International Womans day.

Hamzah merch available for 4 days left hamzahthefantastic.com use code: iamawoman

Comments

I was just about to comment the same thing, he turned out to be a huge creep yikes

BiggyDeeZ

That subway worker crashed out on her fr

Makayla

Good job Hamzah

Grace

W eye contact this episode!!

Grace

i am also a pisces aw ☺️

Susana

I saw holdovers alone in a theatre with only me and 2 old people. Was one of the top 10 most spiritual moments of my life. Changed me

Zoe Harumi

my good karma was getting three stickers with my poster and two additional stickers with my hoodie 🥳

clementine

hamzah we need you to save tiktok again

Ariana

i have a love hate relationship with my love sac 💔

bunnie

get frank ocean’s pierre paulin dune couch

adeliya

new patreon sub enjoying the parasocial proximity this invites, i used this ep 2 wind down thnk u

zahra

On desktop u click community then click on the creator and it'll let you dm them :)

Duaa Ali

How does one send a dm

zaz

😭😭😭😭

zaz

dont get a nose job ur beautiful

Alexa

he’s edging us with an apartment reveal

el

the celibacy advice part is interesting cuz in a last episode you told someone to be least celibate as possible 😭

annabelle

lmk your birth time and my vedic astrologer friend will offer a way better reading than cosmopolitan ever could

shaya

how about a Mario Bellini sofa and an Eames chair? 😉

Sam

Maybe it’s a Pisces intuition thing like they all have an intuitive sandalwood instinct

A

ok legit sofa rec for your writeoffs is the lovesac sactional its really nice when you have pets because every piece has a cover you can take off and wash if it gets dirty and bonus is that its called a lovesac which is objectively an insane name

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felt

izabella galindo

thank you for the advice, I will be making a trip to ikea next weekend 🫡

Ashlyn Robinson

Limb-less, quadriplegic mannequin ***

mattm712

The edible hit once Hamzah started talking to the leg-less mannequin, and I got really confused 😭

mattm712

i cant buy the bday merch it doesnt ship to ireland 😭

S

Thank you hamzah for all u have done for women. Ur tax secrets r safe with me

Maniya

As a sandwich artist currently opening the store I feel so heard

Alyssa

ty hamzah🙏❤️

sheridan thexton

Buy a house and write it off!!

sharifa

Wait yeah what’s up with that my Pisces brother loves his sandalwood perfumes

sharifa

hamzah if i can wait 2 months for a pack of stickers to come from australia, 4 weeks is nothing you guys are doing great

F

Yes! However some of the first orders didn’t get their and if you email support@outofcharacter.store they’ll send you yours

Hamzah Al-Emad

were all the posters supposed to come with stickers?

sheridan thexton

You should get a see-through fridge and put it in frame and then write off the food inside it

Noor M

Hook him up to something I want to see inside that head

Cat

Everything is falling into place about this man’s personality when we learn that “playing” with an M&M he found under a car seat was necessary to his growth

Cat

dont worry its a 0.27 cent discount💗

livitup

https://youtu.be/CfLQSo4yz18?si=80Ls_VkgrwIfmyy0

Kasia Buczek

love this fit 🫡

lucia

versace cheetah statue dolan twin purple couch

lexie

mentally projecting fear into ur mind

aleph

The Holdovers instantly became a Christmas classic for me,, curl ya toes 🦶

Ayev

he fed tf up please

alyssa 𐙚

Regarding last op, my friend recently went through a similar situation. There’s no embarrassment in loving someone and being authentic with them. Thats literally the point of a relationship. If they chose to go behind ur back, it really just says more about them rather than you! 🤸

meionaise

I was just playing botw I can't even express my EXCITEMENT about its mention

maiquinkledanielle

me seeing the coupon code mins after buying the shirt..

gi

The astrology journey begins

Quincy

please leave the mannequin in the past he is so frightening

Danielle

is the code for women only?

Sam

When new episode drops so u can watch the truman show except hes aware 🔥🔥

asmaa

I celebrated International Women’s Day by rewatching Oppenheimer. Never let being a woman hold you back from learning quantum physics and from a different pov because I did not grasp anything in the first watch…

Aimee Carrillo

paused this episode half way through to go and eat a delicious fried chicken sandwich and now I am back to watch this and rot in bed happy women's day ❤️

arina

my funky ass bought the funky bday merch ur welcome

hia

omg chair story is insane😭one time i ordered an electric piano and bought a stand for it, but instead of the stand, they gave me two keyboards for the price of one and u bet i kept my ass quiet

hia

The Holdovers is so good. "*write that on your letterboxd!*"

Sam

LOL

hia

loving the set design today

hia

Hi Hamzah, Pisces (you, M, 22) and Taurus (me, F, 22 almost 23) are supposed to be compatible. we’re both chronically single, in our early 20s, like being inside, like being outside, live(d) in IL, existing, and breathing. Let’s find out the truth. Look forward to your response. Thank you, Me

chelsie

write that Taylor swift CD that came with it off too

Peanus butter

my true colors are red white and blue and my cards are green. See, it's easy to open up Hamzah!

Peanus butter

nothing like watching OOC+ and dissociating

aneya

My favorite thing ever is people commenting about when things are shipping out as if you haven’t talked about it in every video on every channel and every platform across all accounts.

fargo

If you need someone to sit in the other chair I’ll do it

fargo

Do videos in a car and write that bitch off

istoleurinhaler

If I sent a hot ones hot sauce challenge to the P.O. Box would you guys actually do it? Will chamoy pickle kits make it through customs?

fargo

Thank you for the 28¢ discount code. I can afford it now !

fargo

the women’s shelter celebrating international women’s day w hamzah🫶🏼

prabs

Fr the Pisces men I know do smell like sandalwood isn’t that something

A

love the explaining merch shipping segment on this podcast <3

mia ❤️‍🔥

Get a reverse bbl as a write off so u can save your pants

ravi

hamzah you made my alexa go off and tell me when international womens day is

madison

can we pretty please get the merch in new zealand 🥺

Lydia

can u buy vintage collectables to put in frame like would that be tax write off? maybe a nice blanket for the couch… the brand bearaby makes a nice expensive weighted blanket. i am an expert in spending money 🤓

minecraft freak

Love when he talks about humbling himself and gets all introspective. Reminds me of the old episodes when he was loosing his mind a lil but it was so good.

Sofia Camille

Do a Dr Miami collab for the write off!

A

honestly kinda goated for that

safiya

am i tripping or is it a 1% discount..

safiya

the restriction list for the advice segment getting longer and longer 😭😭

alyssa 𐙚

Not you stealing i-😭

Hattie

yes

court

the holdovers yassss

ely

Thanks princess 🐐💖

skyler 🍎

Pisces r da best, high five✋🏼

Rylee Naegler

oh man that sucks i got the tshirt when it first dropped nvm then

charlize

you’re in your 11th house profection year!! themes of friendship, goals and aspirations are going to be very prominent for you this year :)

charlize

Email support@hamzahthefantastic.com

Hamzah Al-Emad

Hai i got the wrong size hamzah shirt plez help

skyler 🍎

YES pls :3

Lydia

it only works for the tshirt for whatever reason

Adam

hamzah please ship ur merch to new zealand 🙏🙏

Adam

Pisces men host silly little podcasts and evade taxes

bowl of pho

that’s what i did and uppercase too 😔

charlize

the 1% discount on the merch truly is in the spirit of international woman’s day & what it’s like to be a woman! 💓

gabby k

so sad martin looksmaxxed too hard and turned into a mannequin 😢😢

roro

Try lowercase I (iamawomen)

Galeah

LMAO I literally was just about to say this

Galeah

1% discount for women omg!! Thank you for everything

skyler 🍎

is the discount code working for anyone? mine is saying it’s not valid for the items in my cart

charlize

but wait you should've sold the extra chair for cash and made profit that way cause now isn't tax man gonna come for martin's 3k or am i dumb hamzah explain taxes i don't understand

Marly

if you watch closely the new slushy video is just damage control for mandy after the egregious comment sections on tiktok claiming that you guys hate each other

familyguyandablunt

noo 😣

KayLay

Go all out and stock up your kitchens and just make more baking videos!! Get a kitchenaid and shit

belbel

when hamzah gets his first tax return from his write offs he's gonna start talking about how child labor in south asia is actually good and he's gonna start investing in fracking

familyguyandablunt

happy women's day to my queens and feminist king !

june

Hamzah I wanna buy a shirt but I’d have a hard time providing context for what either of those shirts mean if anyone asks 😭

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hamzh today i learned that i have the name that your mother was going to name you, isn’t that neat!

omar

herman miller x2

sofia

real ones remember when u had a herniated disc and had to buy a new desk chair

sofia

It’s the unknown 😟

Tristan Flores

nvm just listened thank you

Marly

are u keeping patreon on thursdays cause this new patreon Friday is throwing off my podcast schedule

Marly

herman miller??? good for you good for you

fruitillu

WHY ISNT THEIR ANY OTHER COUNTRIES FOR THE HAMZAH merch??? I feel excluded.😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰🥲🥶🥶😰🥶

Elin

holy shit thank you for talking about your taxes for the millionth time genuinely because i just realized i still havent done mine lmao

familyguyandablunt

just bought the tee 😋 best international women’s day ever

fin

happy women’s day to all the women here!!

vic

oooo the plant on the table looks nice

Emily Sophia

the code🥲 ordering rn

tessa

Scared to admit a man just made my international womens day😅😅😅

Izabelle Tewolde

What a beautiful mannequin

Abby

what is that.

KayLay

happy woman day princess

kenna

get yo ass on schedule lock in brother

charlize

loving this new set up and glad your lovely guest is back! 🤩

chelsie

finallyy

j

Happy womens day to you too!

Iris Greer

i was just watching an old pod hey

sofia

Wohoo

Soma

hamzah what day do u call this ?

charlize

Yeeehee

maxie

Y’all rlly keep us fed I appreciate it fr

Sofia Camille

visual overstimulation on a saturday morning dope

lilly

Hoorayyyyy

skyler 🍎

Finally 🙄

Saba


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