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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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86 - My Bingo Card

Hasan Piker is down, Travis Kelce is bi, we eat cereal for dinner, Dune 2 4Dx, I almost burn my house down, ADHD anonymous, billboards, wowow lots to talk about 

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2/10 eye contact this episode Hamzah 😔

Grace

hamzah tandoori momos are a common indian street food they're soo bussin

anushka

Okay u did not have to air me out like that with the phone logs 🤓

clementine

Nah you need a couch that’ll make you fall asleep when you lay on it

catelyn hanna

You’re Taylor Travis song ate

catelyn hanna

hes a liar 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ or just dyslexic idk 🤷🏾‍♀️

asmaa

happy birthday king!!!

Dani Perez

can i have your tshirt please

fin

happy birthday king

fin

Happy HAPPY birthday,, you’re a savior 🤍🤍💞💞💞💞💞

Kenz

happy birthday you cute mother slusher

owen

happy birthday vrœ💜

ana :p

Stands for hyper sensitive person. He talked about it in the last episode due to my DM i sent him (where I kinda diagnosing him with it 💀 ) not 100% confirmed of course but he himself agreed that he had hella characteristics pointing to it, that I might’ve been on to sum and read him like a book 📖 lmao

Izabelle Tewolde

What does HSP mean sorry

grace🕯️

he's preparing us for ramadan subhanallah

sharifa

Nah I know ur HSP triggered like hell during dune 2 in 4D, hella overstimulation 😭

Izabelle Tewolde

Dont get rid of the couch it’s so cute!! and it’d honestly be sad lol, but I get that u’d have to prioritize the room in your 2 parking spaced apartment lol

Izabelle Tewolde

HAPPY FRICKIN BDAY HAMZAH🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

nia

Bri release the instructions to kms

Kyle Vaccaro

Hamzah you need to become more nerd

Kyle Vaccaro

LMAO STOP, THE PFP TOO

Mylie

Gas station shirt is gas enough, hand it over

Mylie

brother thats deadpool

suni

Microwave tutorial: if box says safe to microwave she's a jolly good fellow, if box says not safe or nothing at all about microwave instruction DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT KABOOM! post next Thursday if you're still alive thank you.

Peanus butter

The intro music is gonna hit every time

Chloe

The phone log😭😭😭

Lia

This’s scary I’ve literally had the same convo with my friends that if I was gonna end it all that would seem the most reasonable and painless way like id just lay in the back and play hz or something, but now I’m wondering if that was weird for me to say in the moment I’m laughing

Lelepons1738

Look up Azealia Bank's 2020-2030 bingo list lol

metaversebitch

HELPPPPP

sharifa

i thought hamzah was 21 already⁉️ he say he’s 20 going on 21⁉️

Marty

politically snatched and physically snatched 😩🇵🇸

Cat

you’re trying to tell me it’s not normal to ask ppl how they’d kill themselves under the influence??

Abby

how are u arab and u don’t microwave ur cereal?? or else you wouldn’t question cereal for dinner 🍽️

j

i just got back from the clubs, finished a j, got my dominos out of the fridge, and did the three deep breaths. a perfect sequence of events. thanks hamzah <3

gabby k

I got hacked

fargo

Can I get the shirt but I need you to run a few miles in it and then keep it in a ziplock bag before you send it my way

fargo

This episode.....the advice segment made me emotional, it was super relevant. thank you for being vulnerable Hamzah❤️

Victoria Jonathan

I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO SAY THIS

sofia

I want your shirt hammy

Liv

Don’t tell me NOT to live just sit & putter!

monica

don’t get rid of the couch noooo

vic

dune 2 was awesome

Kiddo

my thoughts when ppl watched avatar in 4dx

Kiddo

Would like shirt dm me Hit me up

blerp

Great episiode

sofia

to the person struggling to find their motivation everyday— not a you issue at all!!! Most times it feels like I’m just getting through the day for the sole purpose of making it to the next, but with the way the world is going, maybe making it another day is all the motivation I need.

Sereen

but i feel called out so bad how abt we make a groupchat with hamzah in it and boost our notifications everytime lmao

Dana.

life itself is empty and meaningless, the only meaning to life is the meaning that you put into it ❤️ namaste

Dana.

momos are indochinese 🙌

sara

you calling deadpool a bootleg spiderman is too real cause i think the same

alyssa 𐙚

Does anyone know when the merch supposed to be shipping 🙌🏻

gracie annala

Dani is my favorite on love on the spectrum, I hate that she gets so much hate lol

Ashlyn Robinson

hey id look quite cool in that shirt but adidas is doing kanye dirty. this is a dilemma i didn’t invision for my morning. to ask or not to ask ? wifi not working and i don’t have reception so im watching this in the corner of my garden with the ants for that 1 bar of 5G, it would be more pleasant with a dead pool shirt. AHHHHH

Alyssa Check

my hinge date tried to inject fentanyl into me😝

Althea

saw dune in 4d too, i swear i had sand up my ass by the end!

Althea

british columbia mention RRRAAHHHHH 🦅

Maniya

don't worry it's the initiation process

Cassandra

I would love to have your shirt

Assin

can i have the gas station shirt…

Lisette Chevalier

I agree!!

Caroline

slushy noobz having a billboard was not on my bingo card

Sam

Projecting about that empty phone 🙄 don’t rope me in w you

caytamine

hamzah where is ur camo weed hat from pls 😢

siannauhh

OH MY GOD I’m so stupid…. Ignore this message Hamzah!!!!

arina

my ooc poster got here but my apartment’s leasing office are holding it hostage for employee appreciation day

sheridan thexton

Hamzah let me get that Deadpool shirt 🤲🏾

⋆ ୨୧ ˚。⋆˚ Bri ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

i’d buy the shirt🤷‍♀️

sheridan thexton

Ever since I started listening to his podcasts I’ve started mouth breathing is anyone else experiencing this?? Or is it just coincidence

A

that little “oh me oh my” hit

Chaelea

I saw the black hold my hand hoodies on the insta, there’s no way for me to exchange the brown one for the black one right… 😭😭

arina

nasheed core 😭

nia

spiderman? you wanna try again?

shadia

Hamster did you ever end up texting the gay wizard back

bowl of pho

Lowkey

Rim Elnabouche

adhd inception i had to rewind multiple times, im getting lost in my own thoughts

ang

hamzah i’ve had cereal for dinner many times

jes

Pls can i have the shirt , i’ve been in the library writing my diss for 11 hours pls i’m losiny my mind (also deadpool is my fav movie)

girl1901

Dishwashing gloves are the best invention since sliced bread for someone who cant stand germs

bowl of pho

That British Colombia gas station shirt would save me I’m so serious

Paige 🫧

The Taylor song took me out 😭😭

Rim Elnabouche

why did the song in the beginning sound like a surah

sab

The vibes today are very bonita🎀

bowl of pho

overstimulation central 😭😭 hamzah is not making it out alive

charlize

SAME

Ariana

I want the shirt please

Angie

speaking of estrogen - you mentioned on sundays ep you were taking soy milk, which might be breaking you out if you're noticing flareups !

kat

u have inspired me to get dishwashing gloves! thx king!

Annie

ill take rhe shirt

Moriah

bootleg spider man ( deadpool)

khalia

4d for almost 3 hours crazy

sofia

loving this glee episode 😻!

meionaise

why r u feeling up the couch so sensually

annabelle

caption sounds like it’s written by AI, that’s how you know it’s gonna be good

chelsie

ADHD = bisexual ❤️

JohnDoe

Me when I self diagnose and I and I and me and I and me when I

JohnDoe

im lookin at chu and u look real small next to that table back there

kenna

taylors ghost writer

sierra

I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR FRIEND BUT THEN I SAW HIM HOLD YOUR HAND 💯🗣️🗣️

F

hamzah taylor swifts ghost writer confirmed

roro

hamzah you never told us you were taylor’s ghost writer ?

kai peraza

hamzah can I pls have the gas station shirt

carrington

4D like jungkok

roro

timothée actually got a level one gyatt 🫤

F

i think that’s deadpool on ur shirt not bootleg spiderman😭 🤣but i want the shirt

prabs

as soon as i saw bald austin butler in the dune 2 trailer i KNEW it was gonna be another villeneuve banger

F

hey hamzilla what is ur favourite yeat song

Elliot Padams

I want the shirt can i have the short?

Victoria Jonathan

girl that's deadpool :/

hia

my bingo card for this year is so good i almost have a bingo 🙏🏻

kai peraza

how much for the shirt

hia

average hamzah podcast

aaliyah

my favorite part of the day

Daniel Moss

On the Kellogg’s box it says its for dinner/lunch, it’s been saying that for as long as i can remember

Soma

THE NEW SHIRTS IN THE INTRO YEEEAAH ‼️

june

how did we get here from cereal🧍

michaela

Holy frick i love deadpool, i would love the shirt

Soma

how did talking ab cereal for dinner go to talking ab killing yourself what

F

i never noticed the cup of water and thought it just spawned into ur hand bye

michaela

last time i ate cereal i farted on an old woman in a bookstore

annabelle

This and emergency intercom out at the same time….. Having an amazing day! Many thanks Hamzah!

Shaunna

my dog wants the shirt btw

Peanus butter

dehhhdass 😐💯

F

yoongi get off ur phone ur supposed to be in the army

charlize

DUNE BABYYYY long live the fighters

Phoebe arden

yaaaaa new patreon member here🔥🔥🔥🔥excited

mirella

had a dream the other night that i saw you at a taylor swift concert and i don’t even listen to taylor swift

anna spach

I love the billboard sm

Abby

I want it

Janelle

i was SURE there was a special guest beautifully singing when i first listened 🎀 thank u for serenading us

F

finally 😍 I was about to turn into my true alpha self without another video soon

natalia d

i’ll take the bc mountain country gas station shirt off your hands

sierra

them breaths were 3D that's for sure

Peanus butter

Finally

Sofia

HELP

anna spach

it was actually kinda wholesome so idk why i used those emojis .

Leah M

hamzah sings

Piper Applewhite

i missed u

kenna

*you’re. i’m so sorry.

Gabrielle

love da orchids and deadpool shirt 👍

charlize

hamzah u were in my dreams the other night 🤞🏼😋

Leah M

AYYYYYYYYYY

Gaby Govea

just what i needed to start off my march

vic

hamzah we have the same birthday

anna spach

7am in australia and this is the first content im consuming

Erihne

Perfect timing for my chick fil a sandwich to be devoured

Makena

ok nvm im gonna kill myself

charlize

Wohooooooooooooo

Soma

master will you be bringing out more mercy 🙏

ninaa

love u hamzah❤️

angel

your late

anna spach

I just got home with wendys. This timing is perfect

Victoria Jonathan

TRAVIS KELCE BI???

tessa

Finally. I was starting to lose vision in my left eye

val

first ayy

charlize

ahh yayay i was hoping for this ! tyy

Alexa


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