83 - MERCH (Hamzah's Version)

i got a medium and i usually wear an xs or s so it was kinda small but it was def mens

F

i got mine in a medium but it was SO SMALL😭 still love it tho was wondering what size u got and how it fits

jenn

THIS HES SO GOOD AT MAKING MUSIC 💥💥💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️

poopsparkle

bussin outta box

eloise heeks

yes i believe so. they're stopping orders rn bc they wanna focus on the current orders but will open up the website once they have everything sorted :D

sharifa

Y’all he might have said this but is this merch getting restocked.

Kaylee Strohfus

2 hours min per poo

indie ingram

MARTIN PLEASE WE NEED MORE MUSIC ON 2006WR PLEASE ITS THE BEST MUSIC IVE EVER HEARD 🖤🖤🖤😭😭😭😭

Landri Skye

I was the 200th like 😔🙏

Cakess

bc 😢

sharifa

Ontario???

Chloe

hey fellow canadian friend 😇😏

sharifa

Yea they’re a bit bigger than the merch average sizes imo

Riley

These comments are crazy. How are y’all not from Canada rn

Chloe

Period

Chloe

wait martin works a 9 to 5 and you guys still upload multiple times a week wowza

Russell jensen

you speak so similar to me i feel like im listening to myself

sierra

Madeline argy told me to K myself and was gonna leak some pictures of me scantily dressed… everytime someone mentions her name i wanna 😱🙀🙀🙀😱😱🪛🪛🔩🔩

Phoenix

hamzah we are liking the hair boy

Catherine

Anyone else having trouble with emails not sending to the merch store email?

Luke

WAIT OH NO THE HOODIES ARE MEN SIZES RIGHT???

F

bag secured hoodie bought spending the last dollars i have

F

okay fitttt

F

I always watch while I poop I just wish episodes were longer

indie ingram

sock…

Marty

Truly am trying to save money for my senior trip, but merch drop and joining the patreon just now comes first.

Mylie

i was sleeping during the merch drop…

Marty

Literally just paid for patreon cuz of a clip of him serenading the mic with a roar in this ep

Soma

what size ya getting the hoodie ?

Nayeli Ramos

Such a good brown hoodie we do not have enough good brown hoodies. It’s always an ugly brown

Breanna

boy not the holy socks

kavascent

can we pretty please get a restock of the hoodie... i fell asleep before i was gonna pay..... woke up and it sold out 😭😭😭

ally51855

SAMEEEE i went to go order it and it was sold out💔💔💔

sofia

please tell me you’re going to restock the hoodie

sofia

I’ve subscribed to the patreon just to ask if the Hold my hands hoodie will be restocked 🙏 i’ve already ordered Stuff but i’d love the hoodie

Luke

shocked to my core that Martin has a day job…

mowa

Just bought the hoodie and poster with $16 to ship to California 😂 excited though

leena

Wait you can’t pay with PayPal 😭😭😭 I don’t have a credit card

laura

It works now! But the shipping is insaannee 😭 but thats out of your control of course

Izabelle Tewolde

8:24 you had someone doing what??????

pinky

Being 21 and not looking in the dating market is the best thing i’ve even done i feel free

Abby

the frost poem was so nostalgic bc for some reason my 3rd grade teacher made us memorize the whole thing

Abby

finally bcs im sorry that guy is always on my fyp and the jokes r so unfunny and like how does he have nice friends like HOW😭😭

nell

You can skip to any point and it will be like 3 things in 10 seconds and you have no idea where you’re at or what’s going on I love it ALSOO GOT THE BLUE SHIRT YAY yay

Kenz

bros practicing seriousness i hope everyone had a good time at the event Im SAD

Kenz

No you’re good we’re Fiddling around with stuff

Hamzah Al-Emad

Just spent my entire paycheck on merch….

sophia dabu

The shipping now says orders over $100, will I have to pay extra for shipping now even though I already bought something?

arina

ship to norway dudeee....pls

al

Tyyyy

caytamine

Wait yeah bc it just says “shipping not available to the selected address” right now

Izabelle Tewolde

What country?

Hamzah Al-Emad

Jeffree Star

Hold up shipping might be crazy we gotta work on this a bit more

Hamzah Al-Emad

Yaayy thank u so much ❤️

Izabelle Tewolde

Should be good now!

Hamzah Al-Emad

skipping rent this month to buy merch 😈

chuucandoit

Should be working now!

Hamzah Al-Emad

Should be working now!

Hamzah Al-Emad

Appreciate it!

Izabelle Tewolde

Yeah its only letting me get the poster and nothing else 🤨

girl1901

does your dishwasher have a drain setting?

edie

Thanks for getting me through my cardio this morning and making me spend $75 at 5am🩵

Emma

how does Martin have 3 pets and no vacuum 💀

Abby

Pls ship to ukkkk 💓

aoife

consider shipping to the netherlands or else you’re not allowed to go to curaçao >.<

Tyra

were u able to order? it’s saying the same thing for me still

shebami

love the merch!! it looks great!!

Erihne

oh my god i just dropped 131 dollars oh my god why did i do that (i am happy) oh my god

Mia Beez

Will work on it!

Hamzah Al-Emad

I’m wearing a Large! The shirts are Pre-shrunk!

Hamzah Al-Emad

get some xxls in stock🙏🙏

Oscar Schmidt

merch is so cute

Oscar Schmidt

❤️❤️❤️

Oscar Schmidt

Cuuute we’re gonna be twinning 🤞🏼🩷

Momo

i bought myself a tee i will b gagging everyone of my classmates with this luxurious top i will be wearing every day thanks hamzah

sofia

s/o to the state refund that just funded my merch order 🙏🙏

sssunaaaaa

Paying $31 for shipping as an Australian 😫 but I’m still gonna buy it

alice hamman

me too 😊💗

arina

This is my last episode before my subscription ends 💔 it was fun while it lasted, I will be back soon

Malak

YIPPPEEEE MERCH :D

liz

Hamzah what size sock are you…?

sheridan thexton

that's what i like (manifesting y'all coming to malaysia truly asia tour) --i'd glad to help y'all

Dana.

thank u!!!

Carla

Pink !! 🩷 you?

Momo

I will still look into it! That is a valid point!

Hamzah Al-Emad

twins!!! did you get pink or blue shirt

arina

NOO OMG I PAID ITS OKAY I WAS JOKING YALL DESERVE ALL MY MONEY

Carla

Ik sorry about this, I’m going to look into a fix!

Hamzah Al-Emad

damn why am i as a canadian resident paying yall canadian residents in usd😑😑😑

Carla

it’s my birthday give me free merch 🫴

Alexis

naan kabob is dangerously good i wouldnt trust myself living next to one

sara

That poster is gonna look good on my wall and that pink shirt is cutttteeeee for spring 🥳

Taylor

I hate outfit-rememberers let me wear what I want to wear I know how to do my laundry

laura

Got the t shirt and poster 🫡

Charlie

right omg

vic

Just spent 90$. You’re welcome

Ashley C

we have a great view of the hole in your sock……

anna spach

just ordered pink tee :)))

anna spach

Will work on it!

Hamzah Al-Emad

Just updated the site!

Hamzah Al-Emad

i spent $59 during my no buy because i needed the new merch i love it good job

bunnie

ive never dropped $50 so fast. love the hoodie!!

maya

the random asmr was incredible. never do it again

kat

yooo thank you for the words of wisdom! i apologize for the typos i do not proof-read anything ever!

penelope

Those pants are haunting me

ravi

pfp go hard

annabelle

Waittt is there sizing chart for ze t shirts I got cannons 😭😭

caytamine

you lookin a little too good this episode

anna spach

I like when you talk business and industry stuff 🙂

Sam

I won’t meow at the pod event tomorrow but i’ll definitely be mewing….. sorry 😣

karina

pls consider shipping to Malaysia :(((

Dana.

wait the merch looks so good i might need to get that hoodie…

sab

escooby doo so financially literate

annabelle

scooby doo just bought some merch AYYYY

hannah

Just got the poster and pink gender reveal shirt 😌🫶🏾Thank you for this merch drop!

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i got the 1x and im just gonna stretch it cause tight clothes literally make me wanna crawl out of my skin

aprilhemp

Girl get up

annabelle

can we get that poster design on a hoodie

aprilhemp

special thank you to hamzah im having a horrible week (just found out my car is done for so I have to buy a new one that i cant afford) and this combined with the merch drop is curing me and hopefully ill be driving around in my OOC hoodie in my new car soon :)

aprilhemp

i already spent my whole paycheck bc it came in on my birthday I’m shakign…

piper spivey

ur lucky i got paid today hamzah😏

sheridan thexton

Just got the blue shirt, crewneck, and poster. Let’s just say that was the fastest $84 i’ve ever spent 😂😂😂😂😂 My whole paycheck will be gone when the slushynoobz merch comes out.

Gozalyn

i am so beyond excited for this shit hamzah

Leo Duffy

pretty in pink'

Peanus butter

yeah I ordered not long ago

charlize

This will be fixed soon

Hamzah Al-Emad

same here

mellow22

HELP DO I GET THE PINK OR THE BLUE SHIRT

Emily Sophia

just copped a silly rainbow crewneck ayee😂👻

paria

are u theee ethan

Nabeela

i am getting recommendations for the male grooming subreddit and i am so scared idk how i got there idk what’s going o

aaliyah

has anyone in the UK been able to order?? it says there's no delivery options available for my address

sinanvllasaliufan

You need to join the I have a lying problem subreddit

metaversebitch

is the poster able to be shipped to australia😭😭? its not letting me check it out bc there's no delivery options available for my address

oliver

Real

Izabelle Tewolde

I rly loved the poster as well 😭😭

Izabelle Tewolde

unsubbing because ur dirty😪

kenna

he’s so hot i want to clean his room 😕

ruby larue

Same, this is crazyyyyyy!!!!

Elin

SAME💔

Izabelle Tewolde

NOOO wait Hamzah i was gonna order the limited edition poster but its only available for shipping to US, UK Canada and Australia?? Plz send me one I’m from Sweden 💀

Izabelle Tewolde

poster was an immediate purchase

kenna

Why is there only like 4 countries??? I also want to order💀💀💀🥲

Elin

so happy i get to add a cute little pink out of character mug to my collection, thank u truly🩷

hia

hoodie has been copped 🙏 will be wearing with my ooc smiley face beanie from forever ago lol

amanda

I don’t care about the pants but you need new comfy socks

A

the site took my dollaz with the wind don't let the taxman bite thank you

Peanus butter

deadass never bought anything faster than i did for that poster

Kora Nojd

i recommend goblet squats if you haven't tried them out if you feel very worn down from your leg days! i found plate squats to be very taxing on my body and found it really helpful to get really good form and depth with goblet squats but if you dont want to thats okay and ill shut up and never speak in your comments again

Griffin

hamzah i just bought the poster and two pink tees for my friend and i i’m excited they are so cute

jes

Just bought a shirt, hoodie, and poster hehe 🤭🤭

Momo

I’ve been catching up with the patreon episodes on my break as an infant toddler teacher, I really enjoy them and they make me laugh :)

s0apgh0st

I am a professional dish washer. I can help Hamzah 😄

maxie

alr bought poster + crewneck we 🆙

ais

too real

Shub

YUPPP JUST BOUGHT THE POSTERRR!!

Hayleigh Shostle

Please guys I’m in class I need this

Pumakitty5678

I’ve been waiting 🙏

Abby

Some yes!

Hamzah Al-Emad

IM SO EXCTIED FOR THE DROP

Abby

Next drop / restock!

Hamzah Al-Emad

genuinely the merch looks so good great job!!

arina

I thought the jusreign bit was real wtff

A

love the poster so much actually

meyah

bought the poster and the hoodie literally under one breath. i was not gonna let that hoodie sell out before i got to it...

clementine

JUST BOUGHT THE BLUE GENDER REVEAL SHIRT AND POSTER THANK U HAMZAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

carrington

Lauren Gerety

will be getting hoodie, tee, and poster🤭🤭

khalia

!!

khalia

Will the poster be available at the live show? I’m tryna get out of paying shipping🫠

aa

IM GEEKING OUT RIGHT NOW so excited to get the merch!!!

arina

spending my fafsa money on merch now thank u hamzah🙌

Greer

hamzah i got a fraud warning from my bank when i tried to buy merch

stoup_

Yeeeheee

maxie

yall shouldve seen how fast i bought that stuff omfg

shaunna

one day i will get the merch #miskeen

safiya

Hamzah have u seen the toronto monster yet (drake’s schlong)

bowl of pho

i have never purchased merch so fast in my entire life

Lydia

Some peoples biggest accomplishments may be getting into Harvard but mine was getting the access code to the merch

Ariadne

zendaya.

kate

terrible day to be unemployed

Daniella

Im sooo buying the poster such a good idea, more posters plz!!🤞🏾

Izabelle Tewolde

WOOOO

dania

omg the prices are so good!! I got the tee, hoodie and mug I literally can’t wait yayyy 😁😁

charlize

Happy lunar new year! Now i have money to pay for my next month of ooc!

bowl of pho

literally just got one of everything yay!!

vic

copped but make beanies next time too pleeeeease man.

aaron

I NEED THE HOLD MY HAND HOODIE NOW

Carla

i was gonna kill myself on this treadmill cause gym crush didnt show ill listen to this instead i guess

familyguyandablunt

AYEEEE

aisha

MERCH MERCH MERCH

doranial

THE PINK IS SO CUTE !!

Izabelle Tewolde

just copped a shirt bruh i can’t wait to get so much sex from this 😼

alissah

I JUST BOUGHT SOME LETS GOOO THE MERCH IS SO CUTEEEEE

charlize

NEW MERCH IM UP!!!

Carla

LOVING the pink tee

anna spach

THE MERCH IS SOOOO GOOD

anna spach

dudddffdeee i wish there were more colors for the hold my hand hoodie

Maddy Starr

the merch looks so good omg

Ally

Will be purchasing the sippy cup🙏

aarushi

the way i need everything in the merch store 🤔😋☝️

only emily

Omgggg my first video after joining the patreon and there’s merch tooo yippeee

Momo

Waiting for oscar schmidt where da heil r u

Nabeela

Omg

Ethan

day got so much better…

mari

YIPPEEEE

aarushi

hi hamzah

erica

Okay

Nabeela

letttsss gooo, I just was looking for something to watch 🤩

sarina c.

Will be copping😳

mia 美亜

hiii hamzah i stayed up for the patreon episode it’s 12:50 am :3

charlize

woooo merch

brianna

everyone cheer

Alexa