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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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82 - The Eternal Sleep

SKIP LIKE 43 SECONDS IDK WHAT HAPPENED


I cast an evil spell on homeless people, I embarrass my self online to make money, I beg for the eternal sleep, and my belly predicts this years harvest. 

Edit: GUYS IM JOKING ABOUT THE $15 A MONTH

Comments

This whole podcast is a cry for help. Keep it up man! (All seriousness you good?)

Slader

OK IM WATCHING AN OLD EPISODE RN BORED AF SCROLLED DOWN AND OVERWATCH MENTIONED PLS i love when my interests combine (hamzah play with me i’m masters)

liv

rewatching this and the pig farm story reminds me of the movie okja on netflix i believe. it does deal with animal abuse so don't watch if you're sensitive to that, but it really is a good movie! made me never want to eat pork again

chloe

When Hamzah activates my Alexa it feels like a 4D experience 🥰

Quincy

MARTIN PLEASE WE NEED MORE MUSIC ON 2006WR PLEASE ITS THE BEST MUSIC IVE EVER HEARD 🖤🖤🖤😭😭😭😭

Landri Skye

When I’m driving to clinical at like 4am after only sleeping 2 hours, I think about how ready I am to rest. Like I’ll just be thinking “can’t life just pause for a second, so I can rest my eyes.” I’m literally so exhausted from all this shit but it’s not like “I wanna die:(“, it’s more like “I wanna rest.” So I absolutely know what you mean, and I try to explain it to ppl but they always think it’s a cry for help.

iguessitsleanne

wtf so how did Kazuya recover tho?? did they stitch his tongue back together orrrr?

amandaxoxo

bountiful harvest 🙌❤️😋

Alexa

omg brene brown is so good. i recommend braving the wilderness and dare to lead srsly changed my communication skills

lily r

taxes are stupid take my money and buy some dzam vegetable💗😡

lily

can’t wait to move out i totally agree w what you said 😭i need that distance before i start repairing these family relationships

nell

i’m watching this in math class

annabelle

they’re NOT fucking with you’re $15 joke in these comments 😭😭

shadia

just do the next pod w no pants

gyatt eater

i heard $15 and said HE-HELL NAW.

monse

HE-HELL NAW

mari

the camera look better ngl

Rob

You have the funniest experiences, I’ll always pay to listen

mowa

Downloading the woman in the dunes rn + homegoing is one of my fav books ever omg u should read the beekeeper of aleppo or (the classics) the kite runner/a thousand splendid suns

Lina

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8W3MYLG/ the results are in hamzah spring is coming early this year 🎉

Ashanti

My phone loves ground hog day

Elly

You got that gnome hat on!

Gentle darling

which part? wanting to die or sleep is time travel..

shaya

Actuallyyyy I can’t face the idea of dying m cause it WONT BE CHILL LIKE SLEEPING OR DREAMING it’ll jus be nothing and we will never know anything different. Anyways I hope I come back reincarnated in Brookhaven

caytamine

that's something I would say omg 😭😭🙏

Jesse Guasch

exaaactlyyy you get it

Jesse Guasch

also once a couple years ago i let the “i can’t wait till i’m dead” line slip out at work and the rest of the shift was so serious and awkward..

shaya

wow i’ve thought sleep is like time travel since forever. i have a vivid memory of child me trying to explain this concept to my older brother and him staring back at me w a blank face and me getting increasingly panicked bc the idea of people having different perceptions on the human experience was scary to me and i decided to never bring it up again with anyone. felt healing to hear you say it thank you 💯💯🫶

shaya

i love a premium podcast

Lilly Erb

fighting for your life telling everyone the $15 was a joke LMFAOOO

Carla

I agree with you…I thought it was stupid but I was intrigued to see how the story would end so I read the entire thing anyways. I think I just heard people hype it up too much

jas

omg that posters got me so excited for the new ooc merch:) can't wait to get some at york:))

aa

i remember when i paid $15 for the patreon 😭 i’ll be ok paying that again

vic

i miss when u were a hater 💔

vic

Love brene brown but she should not narrate her own audiobooks I had to find an ai voice version on yt instead

A

Hammy Hamzah sitting on a tree

Brooke

Im gonna take a shot 4 every time youve mentioned the apple vision pro

adeliya

Please check the description 😭

Hamzah Al-Emad

$15 respect the grind but HE-HELL NAWW 😭

adeliya

Can you make it $20 so I’ll be motivated to grind harder #weallhavethesame24hours #dinnerwithjayz

Dia

happy hamzah’s bountiful belly day to those who celebrate

ruby larue

ruh roh flew to close to the sun with that 15 dollar joke

safiya

Please elaborate on “half his tongue fell out” please

asmaa

thx for the pre bday feature crusty pants; I’ll give you an extensive review post haste🫡

meionaise

learn to grafitti, vacation mode, find toronto hot spots (?), embarrass myself every chance I get. noted. thank you. see u round.

lilly

I KNOW! THATS THE JOKE 💔

Hamzah Al-Emad

ITS A JOKE 😭

Hamzah Al-Emad

hamzah i thought you were for the people…$15 is simply too much

annalitha

Are you kidding I just joined wym $15???

Val

RAHHHH

Snoop

Just got back from a rather ass night out this is exactly what I needed to make my night better and I would happily spend $15 on you hamzah this is why I paid for the patreon #slushynoobzsupremacy

angelica

canvas warriors rise 💪 but on a real note if you don’t have it already get the “Tasks for canvas” extension on chrome the to do list is gorgina!

aprilhemp

I'd spend $15 on you hamzah, anything to get u some more pants

ponnie

leave the man's pants alone he's down to all but 2 pairs that's the price of having a dumpy guys

kat

hey listen man (or not a man idk) I'm still gonna finish the book but it seems kinda overly (on purpose) edgy and it's hard following the girl protagonist when she's so privileged-core anyway that's my two cents on the matter maybe I will like it soon we Will find out ok bye

Jesse Guasch

Hamzah when was the last time you washed those pants

sophia dabu

Lmao

Jesse Guasch

After you said the Patreon was gonna be $15 I actually started thinking about canceling my membership 😭😭 I’m not balling yet Hamzah

Ashanti

The people unsubscribing 😭😭

arina

How dare you say that

Campbell

15 dollars😓😓….. greedy capitalist bastid

Addie

LOL THE EDIT

Emily Sophia

i love how you can see him reliving every story he’s telling 😭

aaliyah

GUY IM JOKING

Hamzah Al-Emad

unsubbed i cant do $15 good luck tho

luka

pls ham.. don’t increase to $15…. i’m too broke for that

Kora Nojd

my social work professor cancelled me in class today for saying homeless bc apparently were supposed to use the term “unhoused” now😭😭😭😭

karina

ngl im just as terrified of going to the live podcast event as you are 😭

karina

i use reddit now bc of the slushynoobz subreddit i feel like an incell

kenna

omg yeah apparently toronto has only had like 30hrs of sunshine this whole winter compared to last years 200hrs by this time -- but it was literally sunny all day monday bro how did u miss that

kat

im too broke for $15 a month hamzah pls dont do this to me

kenna

another week, another banger episode!

aisha

DAWG!!!! My mom named me after the opps so Maddi the Muslim-Arab it is. but yea independence is truly a goal of mine but its scary and expensive as hell till I graduate. I just wish I could brainwash them as easily as WhatsAss does nonetheless we move. Thanks for your input

Peanus butter

book is low-key not that good though

Jesse Guasch

update on lookmaxxing tutorial guy you and martin gave me advice on: I GHOSTED HIM 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 yall humbled me so bad

Carla

Hamzah's year of rest and relaxation (Reading that book rn)

Jesse Guasch

the eternal sleep is the only thing i’m looking forward to i’m a chronic sleepyhead 😭

charlize

I always appreciate your “I’m gonna take a sip of water gimme a sec” warnings as someone who is using AirPods from 2018 that have gone through the washing machine twice and can’t tell if the pause is from them disconnecting or from u not speaking . 🙏🏼

jas

A Quick One Before The Eternal Sleep Devours Connecticut

familyguyandablunt

WAIT me too! :(( So sad for us 🥲 bye pumpkin 🎃

Emily

cant make it to york... heard that nova scotia is the new toronto, come visit

nina scott

it’s ok i got $0.00 and crumbs in my bed we’ll get through this ❤️

norelys

a new ooc episode AND a slushy noobz video on the same day that I have NO homework?? life is awesome!

arina

I have a whole .50 cents rn, missed the mark by ten times 😔

Mila

this is my last patreon ep too goodbye everyone i’m officially broke 💔💔

norelys

everytime an episode comes out while I’m at the gym an angel gets its wings 😇

Jocelyn sitko

ty! we have the same name

vic

Do u have any other pants

bowl of pho

i just subscribed today🤓

minecraft freak

thank you for one lasts episode before I lose my membership tmr ❤️❤️ #hamzahtherealest

Mila

HAMZAH*** LOL

bowl of pho

I tried to watch this at work but im too overstimulated i’ll see you later hamster

bowl of pho

I like your username

Victoria Jonathan

I AM SO GLAD I PAID FOR THIS CONTENT!

maxie

beanies serving that coneheads movie

aprilhemp

omg come here 😉🌹

shaunna

i’m not skipping 😝

vic

Feeling blessed🙏

aarushi

was opening canvas to get studious as hell and then got this notification so I have to wait to watch...SIKE ill take the L on homework 😛😛😛

aprilhemp

yes it’s me we can date 😊💋

charlize

stop gatekeeping where ur crusty pants are from

charlize

I vote for the Hamzah Groundhog Day tradition

Abby

I always forget it’s Thursday til I get this episode notif

Lina

come to groundhog day fest in illinois!

Althea

is that u in ur pfp can wr date

shaunna

hi

charlize

Boohoo I love my crusty pants

Hamzah Al-Emad

hamzah would you allow me to buy you another pair of pants

Gozalyn

Pointy ahh beanie 🥸

Reggie

hey yall

shaunna

bro edged us...

familyguyandablunt

bless up 🙏

Jesse Guasch

Hamzah😍😍

Olivia

let the yapping begin

alycohol

first comment i think

carrington

an hour long yay yay 😁😁❤️

heather jean

GOD BLESS 👻

paria

oh em gee my first time being this earlyyyy hi hamzah 😋

charlize

Hamzah im victoria u made a cameoo for my 18 bday thank you

Victoria Jonathan

What is going on

bowl of pho

FIRST 🤪

Victoria Jonathan


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